Job Listing: Eddie Curry Needs a New Driver

Big L once said, "Yo, fuck all the glamours & glitz, I plan to get rich, I'm from New York, and never was a fan of the Knicks." That statement pretty much sums up my feelings about the Knicks (and life). But there are certain stories that come up that capture my attention and may even get me to write about them.

The NY Post is reporting that injured Knicks center Eddie Curry was served with a sexual harassment suit Monday by his former driver, David Kuchinsky, in which his driver alleges that Curry tried to solicit gay sex from him. There are a lot of fucked up details so I suggest you read the story, but here are a few quotes...

...Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David
Kuchinsky 'in the nude,' allegedly telling him, 'Look at me, Dave, look' and
'Come and touch it, Dave.'

...Kuchinsky further claims in his suit that Curry pointed a 'fully loaded' gun at him on at least two separate occasions to keep him from complaining about his treatment.

With the past several years of complete ineptitude and royal fuck ups on and off the court by this entire organization I am not really shocked that something like this would happen. Even if it isn't true, only this organization would have a player accused of that.

I would also like to mention that this story will now be considered 100% fact by Fack Youk and I will never redact it, so fuck off. EDDIE CURRY IS GAY!

[Ed. Note: Not that there is anything wrong with that...]