I've been watching baseball a long time, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone foul a pitch off his own junk before. That's gotta hurt.
I don't think Melky will be making any home movies tonight (possibly NSFW).
Melky doesn't seem to have any problems speaking English when Mary Carey is interviewing him.
Jeff Sullivan FanGraphs Chat — 3/24/17
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