Showing posts with label diabolical schemes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label diabolical schemes. Show all posts

Friday, November 20, 2009

Something To Read Over The Weekend

The work week is winding down, but there's one thing you should probably do before you attempt to sneak out of the office early. Print off a copy of the new e-Ticket over at ESPN.com by Patrick Hruby. It's 12,000 words and once printed out turns into a healthy 16 pages of prime weekend reading material. Use the company's printer and save your eyes from reading it off your computer screen. Heck, once you print it out, you can even take it places with you just like one of those "newspapers" they used to sell.

The article is about a Cambodian man who goes by the Americanized name "Joe Cook" and his efforts to bring baseball back to his home country. That's where the story starts, anyway.
Yes, I definitely thought this would be an elevating assortment of words, a triumph of the human spirit with lots of pretty prose and a bright, happy ending. Sports. Uplift. An emotional shot in the arm. Tonic for a world forever going wrong. But that was before this. Before I ventured halfway around the planet to drink from a half-empty glass of half-curdled joy, before I discovered that a tale too inspiring to be true -- Cambodian refugee escapes the Killing Fields, comes to America, takes hope and baseball back to his homeland (and yeah, someone already is filming a documentary) -- is probably too deranged to make up.
After you're done reading, there's an 11 or 12 minute video embedded in the article.

Woven into a story about baseball are the sad realities of power, greed, abuse, dishonesty and lust, all underpinned by poverty. If you've spent some time in the third world, the descriptions of what goes on in Cambodia will be less shocking, but it won't make them any less sad. The silver lining is that after this article, fewer people are going to hand over their money to "Joe Cook" thinking with the assumption he's using it for the development of baseball in Cambodia.

The writing is heavy on style but there's more than enough substance to go around. I'm not sure if "enjoy" is the right word, but it's a piece that's certainly worth reading.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

"Get This Idea Will Just Had" [The Fack Youk Experience]

Clifton: you going to the knicks game tonight?
11:26 AM me (Jay): probably
get this idea just Will had:
we are gonna make a sign that says...
take a guess
Clifton: i was going to say you should make a sign
haha
what?
me: GUESS
11:27 AM Clifton: fack youk and something about curry
me: close, we didn't even think about the fack youk part
"Look At It, Dave"
Clifton: hahaha
11:28 AM me: probably scroll www.fackyou.blogspot.com on the bottom except spell it right
Clifton: they probably aren't going to let you in with thatme: ahhh yes, but here's the genius part
we are going to make two signs and tape them together, with the one on the outside saying something hokey and gay like "Let's Go Knicks" with a basketball or something
11:29 AM Clifton: thats awesome
me: and then bust out "Look At It, Dave" in like the 2nd quarter and see how long it takes to get kicked out by the MSG gestapo
Clifton: that is outstanding
me: we might get some publicity, and it's sort of fucking hilarious
Clifton: there must be a blog post about the experience
11:30 AM me: there will be a preliminary post and a follow up probably
11:31 AM Clifton: good stuff
11:32 AM me: i may or may not just rip this GChat and post it directly on the blog
Clifton: that is not a bad idea either