[I had to take a bunch of screen grabs and turn them into a movie file, so I apologize for the choppy quality.]
Quick thoughts in no particular order:
- For a guy that has been hit by 52 pitches in his career and hangs over the plate like he's drunk at a urinal, Youk sure takes getting hit pretty personally.
- You have to appreciate any baseball fight where the two combatants actually make contact with each other.
- I appreciate this one even more for obvious reasons.
- Youk really threw his helmet at Porcello? I mean, it's better than keeping your catcher's mask on like a certain pussy on the Red Sox I'm thinking of, but that's pretty weak.
- Porcello has his arms up and backs away like he wants nothing to do with the fight, but ends up tossing Youk anyway. Well done, sir. Nominee for the Fack Youk Hall of Fame? We shall see...
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Hellz yeah! Love Porcello using Youk's momentum against him....awesome!
ReplyDeleteSox just dropped 4 to the good guys, now your best hitter is going to get suspended for, i'll guess, 5 games, give or take...all is good in yankeeville
ReplyDeleteAhhh, yes. Fucking cheerful, isn't it, friends?
ReplyDeleteHere's the actual Procello-Youkilis video: youtube.com/watch?v=ip1g31qWiUM
ReplyDeleteI think the audio got fixed so it wouldn't get pulled.
Relax useless. "the war's over, you can get new parts for your head." - Rodney Dangerfield
ReplyDeleteNice post!
Kevin Youklis is a bitch and got owned
ReplyDeleteMaybe if Youk's wife let him charge her mound this might not have happened.
ReplyDeleteMeg - Judging by this tweet he put up last night, you might be on to something...
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/KevinYoukilis20/status/3238930425
As a Yanks fan ... even I will point out the good that came out of this for the Sox.
ReplyDeleteImmediately after the Sox offense exploded and Lowell hit two homers ... this is exactly what this team needs and it scares me, because we all remember what happened in 2004. Regardless of it they were both gay (Tek and Youk) in their methods brawls jump start and bring teams closer.
People lost their minds the week the Yanks and Rays put the hammer down on them, this will most likely get the Sox going again. I will bet anyone any money that the Sox will make the playoffs, there is no way they miss it. I am a diehard Yanks fan and I can't wait for a rematch in October.
I hear what you're saying Paully, but I think having Youk out of the lineup for 5 or 7 games or whatever it turns out to be is going to hurt them as well. It's a bit of revisionist history to say that the Varitek fight was the turning point of '04. Coco Crisp and James Sheilds got in a fight last year and it didn't do shit for anyone.
ReplyDeletePorcello is 6'5" 200 and Youk is 6'1" 220. If Youk is charging at him, he really should be able to tackle him. P-p-p-p-p-pusss-saaaaaaay
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Jay, I saw that last night. Even though it's a fake account that guys deserves all the shit he gets on Twitter. I'd rather hear a vibrator talk than his chowdahead ass.
ReplyDelete@Meg -
ReplyDeleteI'd imagine 9 out of 10 women would rather hear a vibrator talk rather than Youk.
MLBN just brought up a good point - although admittedly it was from Magrane and Wild Thing - both of whom were pitchers:
Porcello hit Youkilis with a two seam fast ball - a pitch that naturally tails in to a right handed batter from a right handed pitcher. Further, a two seamer is not nearly as fast as a four seamer. If Porcello really wanted to hit him, he likely would have thrown a four seamer. Porcello's reaction would seem to bear that out.
MLBN is absolutely killing Youk.
Let that be a lesson Youk, don't fuck with Jersey.
@Matt,
ReplyDeleteLooking at Youk's batting stance it seems that he has a vibrator talk to him all the time.
Just turned on MLBN for all the Youk hate.
And you're right about the pitch Porcello threw. I don't care how many times Youk has been hit this season. Porcello would have thrown a 4 seamer indeed. He's young, but not stupid.
2 Point take-down for Porcello
ReplyDeleteDespite not winning the World Series since 1984, the Tigers sure make baseball fun!
ReplyDeletethis is pretty hilarious, heres the fight
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyOLzJG9oyU
JUST ANOTHER BOSTON PINK SUX TRY TO REGAIN THE LEAD OVER THE YANKS...NEVER HAPPEN DUDE
ReplyDeleteThe yankees are a bullshit organization...fuck this blog
ReplyDeletegotta love this newbie porcello. Fack youk!
ReplyDeleteWhen exactly did you jackasses last win a postseason series? Just checking.
ReplyDeleteI agree in that I don't think that Portabello was throwing at Youky Juice. But after last night, and the Penny HBP and immediate Victor brush back - with the pitch that inside... I don't think anyone's thinking, "Was that on purpose"? I think you want anyone on your team, chasing down any pitcher at that point. I'll be shocked to see Youker get more than 5 games because of the pretense.. but I'm going to agree with Paully! above and say this is going to be a good thing. After a 4 game sweep, don't I have to?
ReplyDeleteBut Allah, yeah.. the helmet throw.. unnecessary. Reminded me of the slap: http://tinyurl.com/r4jgbg
Go get 'em Youk! (and the yankees suck)
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
ReplyDeleteI wanna see one of you dicks fight youk. He'd rip you a new asshole. And did u guys make the postseason last year?
Fack you, you New York bitch. Have you noticed you haven't won a World Series in almost a decade? About the time they started testing for juice.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 1:23: Last year? Really?
ReplyDeleteThere are many pathetic Sawx fans, but you take the cake for the most pathetic.
Your facking team is down 5.5 games. And you bring up last postseason...
That is like me saying "Don't the Red Sox only have 7 World Series championships?"
Reading this I should of figured ITS A FAGGOT ASS NEW YORK YANKEE SITE. Doesn't matter if the Sox make that playoffs the Yankees will wont win the fucking Series y'all suck way to fucking badly. Stick to what you're good at, sucking the fat money cock so you can keep paying Jeter and A-Rod the money they DON'T deserve.
ReplyDeleteA Yankmee site.
ReplyDelete"Reading this I should of figured ITS A FAGGOT ASS NEW YORK YANKEE SITE."
ReplyDeleteYes, you should have. It's called "fack youk", you dummy.
I'm I the only one who thinks that throwing a helmet at a pitcher is a dick move? How would he have liked if Porcello threw a fastball at him - oh, wait ...
ReplyDeleteMy disgust for Youk trying to harm a 20-year-old pitcher is completely forgotten in the joy of watching Youk pushed to his ass.
ReplyDeleteHe better work on his Grit during the suspension.
Love it! Red sox fans coming to a yankee blog and then complaining about the yankees. That's like me walking into a taco bell, and complaining about the mexican food. Great stuff Jay - this blog continually proves to be the best.
ReplyDeleteI.
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THIS.
BLOG.
THANKS JAY AND MATT!!
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Red Sox World Series Titles since steroid testing - 2
ReplyDeleteYankee World Series Titles since steroid testing - 0
Ha ha!
HOW DAYUH YOU FACKS TAWK ABOUT MY BOY YOUK THAT WAY?1 YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE FYA-RY OF THE LEJUNDAHRY SAWKS FAITHFUL AND AH GO TO LINES OF SEMI RECENT SAHKSESS!
ReplyDeleteQUIVAH AS WE ASK IF YOU HAVE WON ANY WARLD SEH-REES IN THE LAST SIX YEE-AHS AND IGNOW-AH OW-AH OWN DIMINYAHTIVE HISTARRY OF CHAMPIONSHIPS!
[shows Socks fan his reflection in a mirror; Socks fan flies away, mummy-wrappings flapping in the wind]
NOOOOOO! YOU HAVE NAWT HUUHD THE LAHST OF US, NEW YAWK FAGGOTS!
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Boston you suck and you don't know how to duck. Bunch of cry babies! I did not see any of detroit players chargin the mound when they got hit. Real men take a beatin and keep on stickin, well Sox's you are in trouble, your manager backed down from Lelend. Ha ha!
ReplyDeleteVaritek keeping his helmet on in the fight with A-Rod PLUS Youkilis throwing the helmet at Porcello DEFINITELY excuses A-Rod's Arroyo bitch slap in '04. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteOn to some actual baseball talk:
- The fact that Porcello got ejected from this game is ASININE. The Red Sox were down 3-0 at the time to a young stud pitcher. He gets ejected and the Red Sox come roaring back. Youkilis should get an 8 game suspension, and should be booed mercilessly at every ballpark he visits for the rest of his career.
Dumbass - Red Sox WS titles since penalties introduced for steriod use: 0
ReplyDeleteHave you not heard the news about Manny and Big Pill-Poppy? Dumbass
youk just turned the season around for the red sox. i can see why you're all so upset here. and a great tackle on porcello to boot.
ReplyDeleteYankees Suck
ReplyDelete"a great tackle"? Youk got hip-tossed to the ground and landed-on.
ReplyDeleteThe ESPY for "Most Deluded Fanbase" goes to...
Boston Red Sox!
Sox - 2 WS Titles this century (both during steroid testing w/ penalties)
ReplyDeleteYanx - 0 WS Titles this century (and those last four last century were only won due to roids).
Sorry ladies, truth hurts...:)
$200 Million Payroll and the Yanks still can't win anything!
ReplyDeleteDetroit's pitcher made the Boston batter look like a moron. He could have easily damaged the Boston guys knee and/or shoulder by turning him over and throwing him onto the ground.
ReplyDeleteBoston fans should be embrssed if that is the best their star batter can do when he picks a fight.
Yankee fans are insecure.
ReplyDeleteNine year olds throw their helmet, punk bitch YOUSHITTIEST. Porcello even threw up his arms after the pitch, would he do that if he was aiming? Let's hope the next time Porcello puts his 92 mph fastball in your freakin' ear.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a loooooong time since the Yanks won anything. Even with all those steroid guys and their payroll. Pretty funny. And their fans are really starting to lose it. LOL.
ReplyDeleteAre all NYY fans fucking retards or are you guys just pretending?
ReplyDeleteWould he do that if he was aiming? What kind of a stupid question is that? Of course he would. He wanted to hit Youk, but didn't expect to get him in his face. As far as Porcello throwing Youk to the ground, have any of you punks ever been in a fight? The man on defense has the advantage when he knows its coming. Yankees fans are weak minded.
ReplyDeleteThey're just grabbing on to anything since their season is about implode come sept.
ReplyDeleteSo Rivera, Martinez, Posada, Jeter, O'Neill, Bernie and Brosius were all on steroids when the yanks won their last 4 championships? I'll give you the possibility of Clemens and to some extent Petitte, and might as well throw in Knobloch too, but other then that I would say the Yanks wins are pretty clean. Cant say that at all for the Sox's 2 wins can you? People also seem to forget the yanks were in the same amount of series this decade that the Sox were in. Yeah they lost them both, but one was a heartbreaker in the bottom of the ninth in game 7, and the other was to one of the strongest pitching teams in the last 20 years. Sox fans have to face reality now that one of their biggest bats will not be there for at least a week.
ReplyDeletelol...you dont know who was juicing when the spankees won their world series. They werent testing then. And sure the Spankees made it to 2 world series, they lost them both...no matter what your lame excuses are. Is that all Spankee fans do is come up with excuses?
ReplyDeleteThe roids convo is just ridiculous. I'm sure 80-90% of all rosters were taking that or andro back then and most of the proof will never emerge. Can't say anything was clean.
ReplyDeleteYankees fans are the douchebags of the MLB, Money can't buy you world series championships especially with A-Fraud hitting so well
ReplyDelete"For a guy that has been hit by 52 pitches in his career and hangs over the plate like he's drunk at a urinal, Youk sure takes getting hit pretty personally."
ReplyDeleteGiven the context of the game/series, I'm not sure I would have reacted any differently.
Also, if anyone thinks that Varitek "started" the A-Rod fight, you're a delusional Yankee homer. There's only so many times a man can stand in another man's face and say "you wanna go? hit me. hit me. hit me. hit me." before he hits him.
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ReplyDeleteThey cant even buy a championship. How pathetic.
I hope the Red Sox dont make it to the playoffs, and the Yankees get killed by the Dodgers. How funny would that be!!!
And so do all you Yankee loving mothers, they suck too. The new stadium you guys cant fill, those stupid fucking pin stripes, A Rods hair,and the way he wears his sox, Cashman sucks, George sucks, Spike Lee sucks, Jeters a cool cat, oh yeah and Eli Manning sucks too.
WOW! An entire blog about Youk and from a rival fan base no less! What a "Fackin" COMPLIMENT! Youk = MVP
ReplyDeleteFor today, Tigers fans are Yankee fans. At least Yankee fans know they are the evil empire. Most of the country is just as sick of Red Sox bullsh--, the Sox fans just don't realize how many people hate them.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I don't get. Why the hate?
ReplyDeletecuz your all a bunch of massholes!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteQuality effort, Jay. Love all the anonymous a$$hats trolling in thanks to Kaduk's link.
ReplyDeletePorcello representing Jersey, biatch.
That's the best explanation? Eloquently put. Just admit you're a bunch of haters and finally have someone to fear besides the mets.
ReplyDeleteha ha, Youks better than 0 for October Rod and Tesheara
ReplyDelete"Yanks won there 4 WS pretty clean"...???
ReplyDeleteClemens
Pettitte
Knobby
David Justice
Glenallen Hill
Jose Canseco
Jason Grimsley
Mike Stanton
Denny Neagle
Your last World Series team on the Mitchell Report says "Hi", dummy. LOL.
Varitek
ReplyDeleteNixon
Ortiz
Ramirez
Bellhorn
Millar
Were all steroid users. 2004* Had to cheat in order to win.
Hahahahahaa I laughed so hard when I read varitek. and bellhorn.
ReplyDeleteI'm a sox fan nd I say that
Ortiz was a possible
Manny was a yes
Damon was the posterboy for steroids and he still is no other reason a guy can go from 7 hrsA year to fricken 20+ this year.
But as for the yanks they can suck a dick cos every1 knows
Arod Clemens pettite knobauch giambi justice and canseco were pill poppers
So with that being said this is fackin youkilis turn to kik ass
Youk=MVP
"For a guy that has been hit by 52 pitches in his career and hangs over the plate like he's drunk at a urinal, Youk sure takes getting hit pretty personally."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just love his batting stance. My kids and I get laughs every time we see him at the plate; we wish he could hear us yelling at the TV, "Would you just go potty already?!" (As a mother of 3 boys, I have seen that wiggle enough times in my life!)
Go Yanks!
I love all the yankee fans talking trash, you haven't won in what ten years, last I checked we got scorebored
ReplyDeleteIt figures - A guy with the initials "KY" ended up on his Back. Helmet throwing punk ass BEEEOTCH!
ReplyDeleteRight, I'm sure you Sox fans never trash-talked any other teams during your 86-year drought. I wasn't aware that critiquing, or even making good-natured fun, of other players, was a privilege granted only to fans of recent World Series winners.
ReplyDeleteI love how you end the clip before youk rolls over on him like he is about to ground and pound him to a bloody pulp.... And catcher with his mask on? come on! that limp wristed slap arod threw wouldnt have hurt my grandma, nevermind Tek.
ReplyDeleteYankees are a bunch of pretty boy fags.
You stupidYankee dorks, have nothing better to do than talk about Youk? Sad....very sad. No wonder you guys suck. You should just have Plaxico shoot them all, and do the rest of us a favor.
ReplyDeleteHere is a trivia question for you dummies. Who is the only team to win TWO World Championships during the steroid testing era? Can't say the same for those lowly Yanks who, btw, haven't won anything this century. LOL. Sorry kids, truth hurts I guess.
ReplyDelete2004 and 2007 - the Sawx were tested and came up clean. Read up yankee fans. If those yankee teams of the 90s were tested, the yanks would have gone down faster than a plane piloted by Thurman Munson or Corey Lidle. Crash and burn lol.
ReplyDeleteRegardless of what they say, the only reason that sawx fans are posting here is because they are too stupid to realize that coming to a Yankee Blog is as stupid as wearing a Sawx hat in they boogey-down. I think we can all agree that they are simply ignorant, angry losers who should all shut up and do what they do best, which is get drunk, beat eachother up, put on Youk masks and daisy chain.
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
ReplyDeleteOhh yea...How about them O's! Everyone else in the AL East can suck it...
ReplyDeleteSomeone should write a letter addressed to a cave in the Tora Bora mountain range explaining how Fenway is the source of all western infidel power.
ReplyDeleteThe fucking O's???
ReplyDeleteThis is getting out of hand.
Hey Boston.
ReplyDeleteWe are,
and always will
be your Daddy.
good to see the curse is still going strong. sox only won with roidy bats. speaking of roids there was some rage going on there that should be looked into. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy do people talk shit like this when their teams is losing? You can say "YANKEES SUCK!" all you want but the fact remains the Yanks are 71-43 and Boston is 64-48. If the Yankees sucks the rest of the Major League Baseball must be fucking terrible considering they have the best record in the majors.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the next 5 games without your best hitter.
Boston fucking sucks. i hate them. go yankees
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time the yanks won a World Series? LOL. It's been a while, even with that payroll. Pretty funny. You folks can't compete with Boston - AKA TITLETOWN! Win something this century, then you can talk. Later kids... :)
ReplyDeleteyankee fans are so insecure. can't handle watching Boston rule baseball this century. I love it!!!
ReplyDeletei am a yankee fan... love it
ReplyDeleteSimply put Boston Sucks!!! Boston has won 2 WS in the last 8 years.. Yes more than Yankees did... Congratulations!!!But still look at the overall record.. So you can hang on to your 2 wins since 1918 and we will hang on to ours. Still too early in the 21st century to claim any one victory... Loved the Video !!!!!!!! Boston Sucks
ReplyDeletei think all you yankee bitches are a bunch of northerner pussies just like ur store bought team!!
ReplyDeletei made the comment above because i think the yankees are the spawn of satan, spend so much money on SHIT!!! ever heard of prospects or triple a teams?? money doesnt buy everything, but its all part of ur know all, evryone else is shit attitudes u have..come to TEXAS and see how far that gets u, u yankee fuck stix..i leave u with the thought of a REAL player, Craig Biggio!! if i had to choose between the biggest rivals in MLB history...GO REDSOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a collection of erudite, articulate minds Massachusetts has given us the opportunity to witness today.
ReplyDelete"ever heard of prospects or triple a teams??"
ReplyDeleteSay, guys like Jeter, Mariano, Pettitte, Posada, Cano, Hughes, Joba, Melky, Gardner. Yeah, they all stink.
BTW, I will be in Austin in about 2 months.
Seems like all the shit attitudes are coming from the Boston folks here
ReplyDeleteKudos, Roberto Baggio.
ReplyDeleteHow in hell can these people be so deluded? An 86-year WS drought and then they think they're something 'cause they've won 2 in this decade; yeah, the Yanks choked in '04 but their team is THE ONLY ONE IN HISTORY to lose the WS after being ONE STRIKE AWAY from winning; they have the nerve to call the Yankees a "store bought" team, when theirs is the second highest payroll in baseball...it goes on and on and on. Maybe when they finally win 10 WS and are still short of half of the Yankees' championships they can talk. In the meantime, shut the hell up already.
PS: The Munson/Lidle remark was despicable and could only come from a piece of s*** who roots for the Sux, of course.
If Youk's a puss for throwing his helmet, what's Roger for throwing a piece of bat? And V-tek explained exactly why he didn't take off his mask in his altercation with A-Rod with 'what's he gonna do while I am taking the mask off? prob punch me, so I chose not too.' And conveniently no one mentions the other puss move by A-Fraud, yelling 'I got it' on a pop-up. That said throwing a helmet is a bit of a bitch move - Porcello is for sure glad that Youk didn't head butt him with that melon of his - damn it's almost as big as Kevin Mench's.
ReplyDeleteKeep talking smack about two WS wins in the past four years. Last century started out pretty hot for you guys too. Then 86 years happened.
ReplyDeleteAs a Tigers fan, Youkillis is a punk for throwing the helmet. Everybody keeps saying Porcello's fast ball is 92... more like 96 mph.
ReplyDeleteI, for one, must comment Rick Porcello for defending his leadoff man after Miggie got tagged on the hands. Granted, Tazawa is new and probably still reeling from the shot A-Rod put into orbit on Friday, but take the situation on the face of it. Can't really throw at Ellsbury, why put him on. Can't throw at Pedroia, he's probably swing at it anyways or you couldn't locate that low to the ground. So, naturally, if you choose to do so, come inside on the next batter -- and you can't tell me, Sox fans, that you don't think Youkilis crowds the plate with that effeminate timing mechanism of his.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, point being Youkilis could have been trying to fire up his team or light a spark or something, and then got tossed to the ground like a runt after the pathetic, bush league helmet toss. I guess, considering his performance in the Bronx over the weekend, Youk wanted something to hit this week...and he failed at that, too.
Anyways, like someone else said, enjoy the next 5 games without the Red Sox best hitter...perfect timing as the Yanks head West.
Excellent post, by the way, Jay.
sorry, I left out Victor Martinez. I wouldn't throw at him either...especially while he is trying to find his "fit" in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteI'm an Angels fan through and through. I hate the Yanks, I hate the Soxs...
ReplyDeleteBut for Christ Fucking Sake quit saying "The Yanks need to win something this century". You are fucking retarded. Go get a horse, go to the top of a mountain, and don't bother anyone. It's only 9 years into this century. It took the Soxs how long to win the first? That's right, shut the fuck up. Youk is pathetic. I pretty sure his beard tickles his boyfriend when he's suckin his dick.
and before anyone says it, yes I realize I didn't put the "I'm" in "I'm pretty sure his beard tickles his boyfriend when he's suckin his dick."
ReplyDeleteYanks should win something this century before they talk shit. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe payroll is almost as big as the head on Posada's kid. LOL> What's up with that little freakshow? Must have been all the steroids that Georgie was doin' with Roger, Andy, and Bernie. LOL.
Angels fan. ROFLMAO! How did '86 end?...or '04 or '07 or '09? I don't blame you for hatin' on the Sawx...I would too if my team got beat year in and year out by Boston. BTW, Donnie Moore says "hi" from his grave. LOL!
ReplyDeleteSince the curse has been reversed for the Sox, I think its time the Yankees freaking own it for 86+ years. From this day forward I curse the Yankees!!!!!!
ReplyDeletenext time you "may" win will be 2105...but the money will run out before that happens. Enjoy the curse you monkeys. oh, by the way and the Jets suck too!
With Love,
Chowdahead Boston Fan
Yankees, cant even buy a ring anymore, what's Cashman doing? A monkee can do his job. Yankees are basically an allstar team. I'm waiting for Shaq to come and save you Don Zimmer looking assholes. News flash, Pinstrips make you look fat!
ReplyDeleteI think the Sox ownership should add one more gimmick and offer grammar and spelling lessons during games at Fenway...Lord knows 95% of the people there aren't paying attention anyways or are too busy getting up to go to the bathroom with 2 on and 2 out in the top of the 8th. But hey, there are always one of three or four mascots to have your picture taken with.
ReplyDeleteNewsflash, run-on sentences make you look stupid!
I have fantasies about playing with Youk's "bat" and balls. Is that wrong?
ReplyDeleteBeing a life long Bosox fan, I shouldn't be reading this s..t but the part about Youkilis hanging over the plate like a drunk at a urinal was too funny. Sorry Kevin. At least the good people north of the rotten apple love ya.
ReplyDeleteI think I speak for all in the Nation when I say, I want Youk's junk up in me, right in the tookus. Awww yeah.
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