Yes, the timing of this induction is a somewhat unfortunate since Deadspin just wrapped up its Hall of Fame voting and if you do something as a sportsblogger after Deadspin does it, it immediately becomes passé. But if Rick Porcello doesn't get a terribly photoshopped plaque for the events that took place last night at Fenway Park, we might as well change the name of the site to "Dustin Pedrioa Sawks Cawk". What was great about last night was that Youk was absolutely the aggressor in the fracas, and although Porcello appeared to want nothing to do with it, he ended up on top. For a man who is 6'1", 220 to be thrown to the ground by someone who is a lanky 6'5" 200 and backpedaling must mean one thing... The guy whoze doin' da throwin' is a good ol' Paisan from fuggin' Jerzee... Am I right?
Fredrick Alfred Porcello III, you did something last night we all wish we had the opportunity to do at one point or another. Sure, Youk probably would have kicked most of our asses, but not you, sir. You stood tall and scored a victory for everyone who has ever watch Youked settle into the batters box, gyrating like a rhinoceros trying to fuck a washing machine, jerking off the bat and said, "Fuck this guy".
Welcome to the Fack Youk Hall of Fame. You've earned it.
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How can you say something like "Youk was absolutely the aggressor" after he was hit the night before, Martinez almost got hit, there was that fucked up slide at second, and then Youk got hit? Not that it matters but the aggressor was obviously Jim Leyland and the Tigers.
ReplyDeleteBecause Porcello didn't charge the plate?
ReplyDeleteHe threw a two-seamer. Don't you think he would have used a 4 seamer if he was really trying to hit him? Porcello had a 3 run lead and the Tigers are in first place. He was going to just piss it away for no reason. Face it, Youk can handle being hit because he's a hot-headed prick.
you say "hot-headed prick" i say "roid-headed douche bag." Good for Porcello for taking down the juice monkey. Shows how classy the sox are, youk goes after a kid who was in high school 2 years ago.
ReplyDeleteLove the last paragraph, sounds like a bud light "real men of genius" ad.
@Anonymous Jim Leyland and the Tigers are the obvious agressors? How about Inge being hit twice the night before and Miguel Cabrera having to be removed from the game due to being HBP? Seriously, get off the Boston Dicktrain.
ReplyDeleteAmen, Andrew. Amen.
ReplyDeleteClassic. Absolutely classic.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the great work guys
Ha, stupid Youk, what a prick. The pitch wasn't even near his head, it was directly in his back. And he comes back with a quote saying if he gets hit in the eye he's blind for life. What a jackass. I'm just glad he looked like a pansy by getting tossed to the ground by a kid that should be a sophomore in college.
ReplyDeleteThis will be Rick Porcello's "Greatest Achievement Award" in his rookie career after winning the MLB 2009 American League's Rookie of the Year. Wait until Youk comes back to Detroit and play. The fans will "deep fry" his ugly head!
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