Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Greatest Sports List Ever

List of things that are relevant in the sports world...
1) Yankees/NY Giants
2) 'Cuse Basketball
3) NBA 2k9 (XBox 360)
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15,387,623) NY Liberty
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22,341,587) Rest of the WNBA
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89,357,689) San Antonio Spurs (They are boring as fuck to watch)
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100,000,000) Driving golf balls into traffic
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458,954,484) Dallas Cowboys
458,954,485) Boston Bruins
458,954,486) St. Pius X 25yr old+ Basketball Tuesday and Thursday nights
458,954,487) Curves Monday Night Palates Class (I like fat women, what do you want from me?)
458,954,488) Red Sox
458,954,489) BC (BC is gay)

6 comments:

  1. I admire your objectivity, William. Although I would have put "driving golf balls into traffic" higher than one hundred million.

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  2. How can two things occupy 1 position on a list there genius?

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  3. I agree with Jay. There is no way in hell that watching The NY Liberty (or the rest of the WNBA for that matter) could ever be more fun that driving golf balls into traffic. Hell throwing ice cubes at Jays neighbor's buildings in the city is more exciting than the most exciting lay-up or jump shot the WNBA has to offer.

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  4. First of all it is relevance, not fun that I was listing. If that was the case, calling BC Gay would be #1.

    I'll give you that driving golf balls into traffic is more exciting than watching the Spurs, but at least in the WBNA someone dunks once a year.

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