"The Next Great American Past Time"

I spent last night attending a riveting open mic night at a local bar where two faggy dudes duet-ed Come to my Window by the queen of all dykes. AWESOME!

Fortunately, when I came home I opened up ESPN.com and saw a game we all know, a game we all love, and a game I wish I played tonight in someones parents basement: Beer Pong. The article by Rick Reilly does not give the glorious pastime justice but the photo raised an issue that has caused countless contentious arguments in my life. Do you think this guy is leaning? And would you bring it up during the game?

How you answer this question says a lot about your skill level, sexuality, and overall value as a human being...