Pssst. Fackers... Sorry, didn't mean to wake you, but I have some important news.
An anonymous commenter yesterday cracked the puzzle and identified the mysterious blue bastard in the stickball video. It's the mascot for the Tampa Yankees and it's name is simply "Blue".
Some other "interesting" "facts":
DOB: July, 4th 1923
Weight: 401 LB
Favorite Movie: 61* and Pride of the Yankees
Favorite Music: Plutonian classic rock
Favorite Food: Scooter Dogs
Favorite Drink: Saturn Soda
Favorite Song: Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Favorite Color: Yankees blue
Favorite Player: Derek Jeter
Some more pertinent information:
Q: What is Blue?
A: He is an alien from Pluto who loves the Tampa Yankees
Q: Why can't Blue talk?
A: Although Blue is a huge Tampa Yankees fan, he has not mastered the languages on Earth
Q: Can Blue play baseball?
A: He was a 2004 Plutonian All-Star shortstop back at home but would rather watch and cheer on the Yanks now. (His big feet slow him down)
Q: What does Blue do when there is no game?
A: Blue visits children in the hospital, goes to schools, and loves to play catch!Q: Where does Blue live?
A: In a secret hide-away under the stadium
Minor league teams need to do all they can to cater to families and such so I can't say I have much of a problem with this.
Okay, that is all. You can go back to sleep now.