Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Manny Ramirez: Admitted Murderer, Rapist

From the horse's mouth [emphasis mine]:
"I don't want to be a distraction for this team," Ramirez said. "What happened, happened. I spoke to [owner] Frank McCourt, I apologized, I spoke to Joe, my teammates and I'm ready to move on.

"I didn't kill nobody, I didn't rape nobody, so that's it, I'm just going to come and play the game."
He seemed to understand sentence negation in the first paragraph, but then drops a cryptic and insidious clue as to his past evil deeds in the second one.

I demand an investigation into these crimes he didn't not commit!

1 comment:

  1. Oh, this is why I love you, Manny Ramirez. You always know the right thing to say. And by right thing, I mean the thing that makes the reporters all apoplectic because it doesn't make any sense. You can't try and extract meaning from one of Manny's sentences, because there is none. Just nod and smile.
    Besides, if you haven't killed or raped anyone, what could you possibly have to apologize for?