Sunday, April 26, 2009

Take A Bow

Dear Jacoby Ellsbury,
Thank you for giving us a reason to hate your fucking guts. In the meantime, suck a bag of dicks.
Cordially,
Fack Youk

10 comments:

  1. Am I allowed to say that I hope he dies a slow painfil death?

    Too Much?

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  2. Great post, too harsh of a comment!

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  3. Apologies, it is beautiful out and I have been drinking all day.

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  4. If you can't wish an opposing player a protracted death while your team is being swept and he takes a marginal curtain call... when can you, really?

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  5. Wow. Why don't you try to fight through your blinding agony and come up with a post that perhaps contains some sort of insightful analysis of why just why the superhero pitcher and the master catcher allow Ellsbury to STEAL FUCKING HOME!

    Here, I'll get you started: THE YANKEES FUCKING SUCK

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  6. Mmmm, might want to take it from the stretch, there, Andy. Dumbass.

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  7. Andy Pettitte4/27/09, 9:24 AM

    Whatchu mean y'all? I'm just a guy with a big heart who loves Jesus. I don't appreciate y'all stealin' from me!

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  8. Thanks for stopping by, Andy, but Tad's right. You probably shouldn't have been in the wind-up.

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