Mirror, Mirror On The Wall... WHAT THE F___ IS WRONG WITH ME?

(h/t The Sports Hernia)

I'd like to believe this wildy homoerotic photoshoot took place in one of the slummy apartment buildings he owns in Tampa.

Must... restrain... outrage...

How many publicists does this asshole have again? NOT ONE OF THEM THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA?

It didn't occur to one of these geniuses that a bunch of pictures of him looking into a fucking mirror might serve to reinforce the already exisiting feeling that A-Rod is a narcissistic prima donna?

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