We typically don't like to delve into the gossip pages around here, but it's the off-season and news is starting to dry up.
You've probably heard by now that A-Rod and Kate Hudson apparently have split. And well, if those two crazy kids can't make it then what hope is there for the rest of us?
Hudson was credited with helping Rodriguez find peace this year. So without her, he'll surely go back to being a self-centered, socially-awkward, post-season choke artist. It was fun while it lasted.
Don't feel bad A-Rod. You aren't the first one to lose out on this one.
That's it for today Fackers.
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