Sooo... Indians reported to drink beer and play with slinkys while riding bikes?
You are way off. It is a metaphor for the state of the world's economy. If you can't see that then you probably never will.
Prosecutors throw the book at drunken Indians so that they can spring their careers and retire at an earlier age in order to stay home with their children and help them do things such as ride bicycles?
Ah, the legal mind at work, Joe.