Seriously, what the fuck is this? CNN, how does this make you any money? Yay, we can all comment on each other's Facebook status!!1!1! Not sure if you can read it, but one of my Facebook "friends" is saying that Biden's wife is hot and two people are agreeing with him.
Did you know that Rick Warren's Saddleback Church is located on Brokeback Mountain? True story...
Good to see Dick Cheney in a wheelchair. Pretty apt metaphor for how the previous administration left the country. Drown in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool you evil bastard. (oops, was that political?)
The song that Yo Yo Ma and Itzhak Pearlman played was called "Air and Simple Gifts"? Wow. If you are going to write a song with no words for a specific event, don't you think the title should at least have a tangential reference to the proceedings? That sounds like the intro song for a Lifetime movie. And also, that guy on the clarinet couldn't hold Kenny G's jock (panties). If anyone talks to him, please tell him he was awesome in Season 2 of The Wire for me.
Ladies and Gentlemen: The black Andy Rooney...
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ReplyDeletenot so much. i'm going to cum in your coffee.
I meant to mention this in a post a few weeks ago but never did. I hate Andy Rooney with a passion.
ReplyDeleteExample, 60 minutes right before Xmas. His whole piece was going through Xmas ads that come every Sunday in the paper and commenting on how he would never use any of those things.
NOW ONE CARES, JUST GO AWAY ANDY ROONEY!!!
Andy Rooney's segment on 60 Minutes should be called "The Increasing Irrelvant Ramblings Of A Crazy Old Man".
ReplyDelete@Anon - I don't drink coffee. But kindly blow a box of cocks.
@Jay
ReplyDeleteFair point. I will let you know if theres any left for you!
Why do they have to talk about politics on sports radio? I tune in to get away from all this inauguration crap (the biggest waste of $160 million ever) and that's all I hear about.
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