tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post1878504057525964755..comments2023-09-19T11:52:32.730-04:00Comments on Fack Youk: Doris Follow-Up [Non-Sports]Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-68541265417820697372009-02-04T20:34:00.000-05:002009-02-04T20:34:00.000-05:00don't forget to use a different utensil whilst wri...don't forget to use a different utensil whilst writing the (men)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-15490734074713736542009-02-04T20:32:00.000-05:002009-02-04T20:32:00.000-05:00"Thank you very little. - The Apoplectic-Gentleman..."Thank you very little. - The Apoplectic-Gentleman(men)-Induced-By-Drinking-12-Johnnie-Walkers-And-A-Smashed-Fucking-Pumpkin"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1326645859134507512009-02-04T15:47:00.000-05:002009-02-04T15:47:00.000-05:00I think there needs to be some mention of how you ...I think there needs to be some mention of how you were forced to borrow your great aunt's powerful spectacles and put them on backwards in order to reduce Doris' giant kindergarten scrawl/fingerpainting to something somewhat legible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-13196276635760550472009-02-04T13:54:00.000-05:002009-02-04T13:54:00.000-05:00@ Joe: She is cross between her, the cat lady from...@ Joe: She is cross between her, the cat lady from The Simpsons and Dolores Claiborne.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-72053332375893159082009-02-04T13:26:00.000-05:002009-02-04T13:26:00.000-05:00Though I have never "experienced" Doris it seems l...Though I have never "experienced" Doris it seems like she is similar to the mother in "Requiem For A Dream." If that is the case find a meth dealer and put on the note "Doris, do you want to be on television?" If she bites, she will eventually need electroshock therapy and end up in an asylum some place in Rockland County. Problem solved.Xmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14775894571709362162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-17171130817064813932009-02-04T13:09:00.000-05:002009-02-04T13:09:00.000-05:00You assholes think i don't use the internets? You...You assholes think i don't use the internets? You are now in a world of shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-58368128791691642822009-02-04T12:25:00.000-05:002009-02-04T12:25:00.000-05:00Love it! Who is the Side - Kick?? I bet its Frank....Love it! Who is the Side - Kick?? I bet its Frank. Thanks for the update Jay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-72350190750563347962009-02-04T11:41:00.000-05:002009-02-04T11:41:00.000-05:00Doris - let's fuck this sexual tension right out o...Doris - let's fuck this sexual tension right out of us and move on with our lives.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-13215738153270956192009-02-04T11:06:00.000-05:002009-02-04T11:06:00.000-05:00"Nonetheless, you are a crazy deranged individual...."Nonetheless, you are a crazy deranged individual. We know that, your doctors know that and now, the Fack Youk community knows that. Good day!"<BR/><BR/>Simple but effective..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-26793018133553685632009-02-04T10:07:00.000-05:002009-02-04T10:07:00.000-05:00I would just leave it at: "I fucking LOVE you Dori...I would just leave it at: "I fucking LOVE you Doris, but we can't keep playing these games".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-80365299898674837062009-02-04T09:25:00.000-05:002009-02-04T09:25:00.000-05:00"I think this may be a cry for help on your end so..."I think this may be a cry for help on your end so I think you should contact the good people at Solstice Psychiatric Consulting, so you can come back to the real-real world - 877-657-8423."<BR/><BR/>At least you don't have to put up with two drunken idiots and their friends over blasting music, drinking and lighting off fire works at all hours. Oh wait that's my neighborsBig Willie Stylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16868331042129078489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-51499639091447152772009-02-04T08:52:00.000-05:002009-02-04T08:52:00.000-05:00"And next time we will call Adult Protective Servi..."And next time we will call Adult Protective Services. GUARDIANSHIP, BITCH, GUARDIANSHIP!"<BR/><BR/>Well at least you don't own a home in a nice neighborhood next door to a Jamaican couple who rent their home and who have 4 uncontrolled kids and the wife sunbathes in the middle of the sidewalk street all day topless and you don't have to come home to 2 cop cars next there apparently there Xmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14775894571709362162noreply@blogger.com