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open'/><category term='douchiest (fill in the blank)'/><category term='master of mixes'/><category term='the meeting'/><title type='text'>Fack Youk</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' 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have a start more like his first one in Texas than his last one in Texas and the Yankees need a result more like last Friday night's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's all hands on deck as the Big Fella says he's good for up to two innings out of the pen, on a just a day's rest, if needed. Mo and Kerry Wood are up for much as two innings apiece. The stakes are as high as they can get in this game of Texas Hold 'Em (off for at least more day)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kzMaO4PlZck?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kzMaO4PlZck?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Never before have I turned on you&lt;br /&gt;You looked too good to me&lt;br /&gt;Your beady eyes, they can cut me in two&lt;br /&gt;And I just can't let you be&lt;br /&gt;It's a free-for-all and I heard it said&lt;br /&gt;You can bet your life&lt;br /&gt;Stakes are high and so am I&lt;br /&gt;It's in the air tonight&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/YankeesWFAN/status/28437865088"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With Tex on the shelf, I suppose this is what you would call the "normal" lineup against right handed pitching. Berkman moves up to the five spot. &lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Lance Berkman 1B&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Marcus Thames DH&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Phil Hughes RHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/22/alcs-game-6-rangers-lineup-versus-phil-hughes/"&gt;Rangers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Cruz and his sore hamstring are back in there; David Murphy gets the start with a righty on the mound. Bengie Molina returns to the lineup after Matt Treanor caught C.J. Wilson in Game 5.&lt;blockquote&gt;Elvis Andrus, SS&lt;br /&gt;Michael Young, 3B&lt;br /&gt;Josh Hamilton, CF&lt;br /&gt;Vladimir Guerrero, DH&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Cruz, RF&lt;br /&gt;Ian Kinsler, 2B&lt;br /&gt;David Murphy, LF&lt;br /&gt;Bengie Molina, C&lt;br /&gt;Mitch Moreland, 1B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Colby Lewis RHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-2451285354305789849?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/2451285354305789849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-6-free-for-all.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2451285354305789849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2451285354305789849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-6-free-for-all.html' title='ALCS Game 6: Free For All'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1880846413826974447</id><published>2010-10-20T15:10:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-20T15:16:04.124-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Yankees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='acoustic jam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cj wilson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='this sucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fake fans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ALCS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eric clapton'/><title type='text'>ALCS Game 5: Nobody Knows You When You're Down &amp; Out</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;It's been three long years since the Yankees have faced an elimination playoff game. Three years is long enough for the team to build a new stadium, destroy its old one, lose its owner and its voice and turn over the majority of its roster. It's certainly long enough to forget what it's like to have your whole season resting on one game, but over the last two nights at the Stadium, we got a taste. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As the Rangers went to work on the Yankees bullpen, destorying what little hopes there were of mounting a comeback, fans poured out of the exits like the Stadium was on fire. That sign of resignation is something you don't see very often in postseason baseball, much less two nights in a row in the damn Bronx. For a fanbase who isn't afraid to tout themselves as the best and most dedicated in the world to turn their backs on the team like that speaks volumes. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But today is a new day, and the Yankees are trotting out their best pitcher. No bullets will be left in the chamber. The best the Bombers can do is to avoid the indignity of losing the fourth straight game of this series in front of their home crowd and jump a plane bound for DFW later tonight. It ain't much, but it's all we got. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Down but not out.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_O24KixmFFc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_O24KixmFFc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Then I began to fall so low,&lt;br /&gt;Lost all my good friends, I did not have nowhere to go.&lt;br /&gt;I get my hands on a dollar again,&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna hang on to it till that eagle grins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Cause no, no, nobody knows you&lt;br /&gt;When you're down and out.&lt;br /&gt;In your pocket, not one penny,&lt;br /&gt;And as for friends, you don't have any.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you finally get back up on your feet again,&lt;br /&gt;Everybody wants to be your old long-lost friend.&lt;br /&gt;Said it's mighty strange, without a doubt,&lt;br /&gt;Nobody knows you when you're down and out.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yankees&lt;/b&gt;: The Big Puma will replace Mark Teixeira at first base while Marcus Thames will DH against the lefty Wilson. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Marcus Thames DH&lt;br /&gt;Lance Berkman 1B&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;CC Sabathia LHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rangers:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Elvis Andrus, SS&lt;br /&gt;Michael Young, 3B&lt;br /&gt;Josh Hamilton, CF&lt;br /&gt;Vladimir Guerrero, DH&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Cruz, LF&lt;br /&gt;Ian Kinsler, 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jeff Francoeur, RF&lt;br /&gt;Matt Treanor, C&lt;br /&gt;Mitch Moreland 1B&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;CJ Wilson LHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-1880846413826974447?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/1880846413826974447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-5-nobody-knows-you-when-youre.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1880846413826974447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1880846413826974447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-5-nobody-knows-you-when-youre.html' title='ALCS Game 5: Nobody Knows You When You&apos;re Down &amp; Out'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-5796217171693554811</id><published>2010-10-20T08:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-20T08:48:33.862-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='injuries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brutal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meltdowns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hamstringitis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aj burnett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='texas rangers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mark teixeira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe girardi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ALCS'/><title type='text'>The Fateful Fifth</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TL7hWqp0nZI/AAAAAAAAFFE/_pNNRNndf68/s1600/new-york-yankees.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TL7hWqp0nZI/AAAAAAAAFFE/_pNNRNndf68/s400/new-york-yankees.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530105171980623250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TL7hFSj70YI/AAAAAAAAFE0/j4NmnG5beGI/s1600/1.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Without falling victim to &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/04/fallacy-of-predetemined-outcome.html" class="vt-p"&gt;the fallacy of the predetermined outcome&lt;/a&gt;, there are is a rational way to look back at a baseball game and wonder what might have been. You have to identify a turning point in the game and restart from right there, assuming nothing going forward. But that method is always going to be unsatisfying because you can't say that that the Yankees would have won if a certain event didn't happen, you can only say that they might not have lost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There are a lot of points that the Yankees probably wish they could rewind time and start last night's game from. Perhaps they'd like to put Brett Gardner up again with the bases loaded and one out in the fourth inning. The score was tied, but that was a real chance to break it open. Instead, Gardner settled for an RBI fielder's choice, Francisco Cervelli stayed in - instead of Jorge Posada pinch hitting - and struck out looking against Derek Holland and the Yankees walked away with a scant one run edge.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If they had to choose one spot though, it would likely be the moment before Mark Teixeira's fateful, balls-out sprint to first in the bottom of the fifth. As the ball dribbled up the third baseline, Teix reached for an extra gear that he apparently didn't have in order to beat out the double play and about fifteen feet from first, reached for his right hamstring, lost his momentum and fell into an inadvertent feet-first slide, narrowly beating out the throw. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;[As an aside... Could the hamstring have been weakened by &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/gallery#photoViewer=urn%3Anewsml%3Asports.yahoo%2Cap%3A20050301%3Amlb%2Cphoto%2C3d484175b4304fb2a31c7a2018287c5d%3A1" class="vt-p"&gt;the awkward attempt at tracking down the ball popped just into the stands&lt;/a&gt; by Nelson Cruz in the fourth inning? Maybe that at-bat would be a decent place to restart the tape from.]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Teixeira is a defensive wizard and generally a great hitter, but something about the postseason doesn't seem to agree with him. He's always said that one of the reasons he tends to start slow at the beginning of the regular season is that it takes time for both his right and left handed swings to align properly. Perhaps the long layoffs that are inherent to October baseball keep him too off balance to be the kind of devastating hitter he has the ability to be. In any event, it's not inconceivable that his replacement could hit better than he would have, in a small sample, from here on out. The Yankees will surely miss the plays Teix makes in the field (like the 3-6-1 DP he started in the top half of the fifth inning) but it's not impossible that the Yankees could win a World Series without him in their starting line up.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nonetheless, this was still a soul-crushing moment. You could hear a groan of pure despair emanate from the crowd as he was helped towards the dugout and the feeling was that, even if the Yanks got out of this game with the win, their chances of defending their title just took a big hit. It was all too easy to forget that the Yankees were still holding at 3-2 edge, with men on first and second, only one out and had a roughly 75% chance of winning the game, according &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2010-10-19&amp;amp;team=Yankees&amp;amp;dh=0&amp;amp;season=2010" class="vt-p"&gt;to WPA&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But A-Rod rapped into a double play, putting an end to what had begun as a two-on, no out potential rally and dropped that WPA down to 63%. That twin killing completed what might have been the worst imaginable outcome of having your 3 &amp;amp; 4 hitters up with two men on base and nobody out: force out (season ending injury), double play. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Still, it wasn't the end of the world. A.J. Burnett had acquitted himself quite nicely over the first five innings and seemed to be about as in control as one could rightfully expect him to be under the circumstances. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Burnett allowed a single to Vlad Guerrero to start the frame but sat down Nelson Cruz on a pivotal fielder's choice. Why is that important? Because Ian Kinsler, the next batter up, ripped a deep fly ball into center field that Curtis Granderson caught just off the warning track. The ball was so deep in fact, that Cruz tagged up from first base and slid safely into second, just ahead of a high throw from Granderson. Would Vlad and his ancient legs have tried to tag up under those circumstances? Highly doubtful. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TL7hFSj70YI/AAAAAAAAFE0/j4NmnG5beGI/s320/1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530104873455702402" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;So by advancing to second, Cruz opened up first base. And with David Murphy due up, Joe Girardi made one of the more controversial decisions of the evening and chose to intentionally walk him based on his history with Burnett, opting to face Bengie Molina with two men on instead of Murphy with just a man on second. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;David Murphy is a capable hitter, but if Joe Girardi didn't like the match up, then why didn't he go to his bullpen in an attempt to shuffle the deck instead of putting a guy on base and leaving Burnett in?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What was he going to get out of Burnett, one more inning at most? Burnett was supposed to be on a short leash. Girardi might be the biggest proponent of two out pitching changes in the history of the fucking sport. Joba Chamberlain had been warming up for roughly two hours at that point. WHAT THE FUUUUCCCKKKK!??!?1&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sorry, I lost it for a second there. But for all the talk that there would be a quick hook for Burnett, the decision to walk Murphy (in addition to the one not to pinch hit for Cervelli) simply don't make any sense. Girardi was trying to ride Burnett for as long as possible and he paid dearly for it. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We all know too well what happened next. Molina took the first pitch he saw deep into the left field seats an delivered the running cockpunch from which the Yankees wouldn't recover. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TL7gcyhTGJI/AAAAAAAAFEk/v7zBY_F0TKE/s320/New+York+Yankees%27+Nick+Swisher+Avoids.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530104177659943058" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 236px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;They surely tried, however. With the bases loaded and the Bombers down by four in the eighth inning, Nick Swisher tried to avoid an inside breaking ball that got away from Darren Oliver. Replays showed that it caught Swisher's pant leg and he should have been awarded first base, thereby forcing in a run and putting the go-ahead run at the plate with just one out. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But on a night where almost everything went just about as wrong as possible for the Yanks, Angel Hernandez didn't see the contact and didn't buy Swisher's attempt at selling the fact that he got clipped when was contorted in some sort of yoga position (the dying giraffe?) on the ground. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There are losses and then there are impossibly brutal, heart-stabbing defeats like last night. The Yankees are still technically alive in the series and are a good bet to win tonight behind CC Sabathia, but even if they take the next two games, they'll have to get past Cliff Lee in Game 7. It's not over, but it certainly fucking feels like it is. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Other incredible/horrible moments that didn't make the cut:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mocksession.com/30fps/2010/10/yankeedouchegif.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Jeffery Maier Part Douche&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Lance Berkman's overturned near homerun, that might have even glanced against the foul pole&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Brett Gardner's bat &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Broken-bat-of-Yankees-Gardner-busts-TBS-video-c?urn=mlb-278355" class="vt-p"&gt;breaking the TBS camera&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A &lt;a href="http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//2010%20October%2019%2021%2048%2035.jpeg" class="vt-p"&gt;near Bartman moment&lt;/a&gt; in the top of the 5th&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-5796217171693554811?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/5796217171693554811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/fateful-fifth.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/5796217171693554811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/5796217171693554811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/fateful-fifth.html' title='The Fateful Fifth'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TL7hWqp0nZI/AAAAAAAAFFE/_pNNRNndf68/s72-c/new-york-yankees.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-3354832787536231627</id><published>2010-10-19T15:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T15:51:24.941-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliff lee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aj burnett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yogi berra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ALCS'/><title type='text'>ALCS Game 4: Deja Vu</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;With the series knotted up, the Yankees took the field for their first home game of the round. They squandered a gutsy two run performance from their southpaw starter before the bullpen let things get out of hand late. It wouldn't have really mattered anyway, because Cliff Lee was that good, dominating the Yankee offense for eight innings, not allowing a single earned run. Now down a game in the series, New York turns to the mercurial A.J. Burnett in attempt to pull things even.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;Sound familiar? It could easily be ripped from a recap of last night's game. Except it's not. It's a two-bit synopsis of Game One of last year's World Series, where CC Sabathia yielded just two runs over seven frames before the bullpen let things get out of hand, just as it happened last night. Where Cliff Lee shut the Yankees out for eight innings, just like last night. When Lee walked only one batter, just like last night. When Lee allowed just one Yankee baserunner to advance past first base, just like last night, before a meaningless, unearned run crossed the plate in the last of the ninth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A.J. Burnett took the ball the very next evening and pulled the series even, turning in one of his finest starts as a Yankee: tossing seven innings of four hit, two walk ball, allowing just one run while fanning nine. Given the circumstances, it was probably the single biggest performance by a Yankee starter in the 2009 post-season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A lot has changed since then. Lee is no longer a Phillie, in Texas after a stop in Seattle. The Yanks head into tonight's game knowing they'll be facing elimination if they lose again, circumstances a bit less manageable than facing a potential 0-2 hole last year. Burnett, who had already displayed his Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde tendencies during his first season in the Bronx, is coming off a 2010 even rockier than his 2009. He hasn't pitched in eighteen days, hasn't had a decent start in over a month, hasn't been a reliable starting pitcher since Memorial Day, and has been the object of ceaseless whippings from Joel Sherman and all other corners of the tabloid media and Yankee blogosphere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yet, he remains the Bombers' best option to start this game. While many would advocate bringing CC Sabathia back on short rest, I'm not sure what good that would do. There's no way Phil Hughes is being brought back on short rest. So best case scenario is that CC opposes the Rangers' worst starter and pulls the Yankees even, but they are still left to start Burnett against Texas' number two in a Game Five that could send them to brink of elimination. Worst case, a short-rested Sabathia can't pull it off, and the club is left to send Burnett to the mound with the season hanging in the balance. I'll take my chances with Burnett tonight, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, all of that is assuming that Burnett is utterly incapable of doing anything but imploding tonight. And I'm not buying that argument. There's no way to put a positive spin on Burnett's season. From June on, he went 7-15 with a 5.87 ERA over 28 starts. Opponents hit .291/.375/.481 off him over that stretch. It was downright ugly. But who is A.J. Burnett? What kind of pitcher is he? I think many assume that since he pitched very well against the Yankees during his days in Toronto, that since the pitching-desperate Yankees overpaid him in both years and average annual value after their poor 2008 season, that since he was deemed a "number two" as a result of that deal, that Burnett should be a CC-lite. And I think that's an unreasonable expectation. Burnett has always been an up-and-down sort of guy, and this year for the first time, has been more downs than ups. But that doesn't change the fact that Burnett remains a talented pitcher, and a pitcher capable of giving the Yankees the performance they need tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if that fails, perhaps Tommy Hunter is the cure for what ails &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/19/forget-a-j-burnett-forget-cliff-lee-the-real-story-is-the-yankees-offense/?related=1" class="vt-p"&gt;the suddenly anemic Yankee offense&lt;/a&gt;. As &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/19/rangers-relying-on-a-shaky-game-4-starter-of-their-own-in-tommy-hunter/?related=1" class="vt-p"&gt;Aaron Gleeman pointed out this morning&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/10/hoping-that-hunter-can-help-wake-up-the-offense-37144/" class="vt-p"&gt;Mike Axisa expounded upon&lt;/a&gt;, the Rangers should have some concerns of their own when it comes to their starter for tonight. I suppose it's a lot easier to stomach those questions when you're up 2-1, and when you're a late inning meltdown away from being up 3-0. But at the very least, if Burnett implodes tonight, the Yankees have a puncher's chance to outslug the Rangers anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Three hundred fifty five days after Cliff Lee last put on a pitching clinic in the South Bronx the Yankees find themselves in a similar situation: A.J. Burnett taking the ball the next day in what's essentially the closest a game can be to being "must win" without a loss resulting in elimination. I'm hoping history repeats itself, or as Yogi might say, that it's deja vu all over again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HiDOMuhpqUo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HiDOMuhpqUo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;If I had ever been here before I would probably know just what to do&lt;br /&gt;Don't you?&lt;br /&gt;If I had ever been here before on another time around the wheel&lt;br /&gt;I would probably know just how to deal&lt;br /&gt;With all of you.&lt;br /&gt;And I feel&lt;br /&gt;Like I've been here before&lt;br /&gt;Feel&lt;br /&gt;Like I've been here before&lt;br /&gt;And you know&lt;br /&gt;It makes me wonder&lt;br /&gt;What's going on under the ground&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;[Song Notes:&lt;/i&gt; From their debut album of the same name - at least their first album where Neil Young joined Crosby, Stills, and Nash, this performance of Deja Vu comes from 1991 and is missing the "Y" in CSNY. Side note, I once randomly ran into Graham Nash while walking down Newbury Street in Boston]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/10/19/cervelli-gets-the-start-in-game-4/" class="vt-p"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lineup flips over to the standard vs. RHP format, with Granderson moving up, Swisher moving down, and Berkman replacing Thames. The big news however is that Francisco Cervelli will get the start behind the plate, further fueling the Posada-can't-catch-A.J. myth. Probably not the ideal move for a team whose offense is sputtering at present.&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Lance Berkman DH&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;Francisco Cervelli C&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A.J. Burnett RHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rangers:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Tommy Hunter RHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-3354832787536231627?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/3354832787536231627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-4-deja-vu.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3354832787536231627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3354832787536231627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-4-deja-vu.html' title='ALCS Game 4: Deja Vu'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-424667458922682951</id><published>2010-10-19T01:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T01:10:00.790-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meltdowns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ALCS'/><title type='text'>ALCS Game 3 Recap</title><content type='html'>Well, not a full recap, just a mini one. I just got back from the Stadium and need to get some shuteye. Here's some footage I shot of the top of the ninth inning:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lFptgQ8GA_U?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lFptgQ8GA_U?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-424667458922682951?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/424667458922682951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-3-recap.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/424667458922682951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/424667458922682951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-3-recap.html' title='ALCS Game 3 Recap'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4190323613395937465</id><published>2010-10-18T17:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-18T17:39:51.047-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Yankees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='myths'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliff lee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeff francoeur'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='texas rangers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ALCS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='old hoss radbourn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='andy pettitte'/><title type='text'>ALCS Game 3: Godzilla</title><content type='html'>After the two starting pitching performances the Yankees got from CC Sabathia and Phil Hughes in Games 1 &amp;amp; 2 in Arlington, they are lucky to be heading into tonight's game with the series all squared at one game apiece.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Bombers will face a severe uphill climb this evening as they will be squaring off against a man with the raw power of Randy Johnson, the stamina of &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/radboch01.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;Old Hoss Radbourn&lt;/a&gt;, the heart of Jack Morris, the guile of Whitey Ford, the gusto of Pedro Martinez, the control of Greg Maddux and the soul of Satchel Page. Ladies and gentlemen, I could only be referring to the legendary, the unstoppable, the untouchable, and the immortal Cliff Lee.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There isn't a pitcher on Earth that a team would rather have starting a playoff game for them right now ahead of Lee except for maybe Roy Halladay, who oh-by-the-way gave up four earned runs en route to a Phillies' loss on Saturday night in what was supposed to be &lt;a href="http://joeposnanski.si.com/2010/10/14/the-night-of-the-pitcher/" class="vt-p"&gt;the greatest and most epic playoff pitching duel of all-fucking-time&lt;/a&gt;. Yes, the man who threw the second no-hitter in postseason history in the NLDS followed it up with somewhat of a dud against a pretty marginal lineup his next time out. A pitcher's duel not living up to expectations? Unheard of!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In all seriousness, the Yankees are going to need a strong effort from Andy Pettitte and a much better offensive output than either game they played in Texas. That means getting some runs on the board early instead of spotting the Rangers five and trying to pull an eighth inning underwater straight jacket escape like they are David Blaine or some shit. It was great when it worked on Friday night, but as we saw on Saturday afternoon, the stars don't always align when attempting to make up a five run deficit with your last six outs. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Of course, getting those early runs on the board is going to be the tough part. What makes Lee so tough is that he constantly throws strikes. He hasn't walked anyone in two starts this postseason and gave up only 18 free passes in 212 innings in regular season play, which, unsurprisingly, led the Major Leagues. The Yanks generally try to work the count and let pitchers put them on base, but employing that approach against guys who pepper the strike zone relentlessly will just get you behind in the count.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To get to Lee, the Yankees are going to have to do so with their bats and not their eyes. Baserunners will need to come in the form of hits. If they are to run up his pitch count, they'll need to do it primarily by fouling pitches off. Lee doesn't do much to hurt himself, so like &lt;a href="http://www.myyesnetwork.com/16197/blog/2010/10/18/the_secret_to_solving_cliff_lee" class="vt-p"&gt;Marcus Thames told Jack Curry&lt;/a&gt;, the Bombers need pounce on the mistakes that Lee does make.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;All of this is easier said than done of course, but the Yankees have the most potent lineup in the game and therefore should have as good a chance as any team at knocking off the mythical beast that is Cliff Lee and regaining the edge in the series. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jiHRm2DioMA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jiHRm2DioMA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound,&lt;br /&gt;He pulls the spitting high tension wires down.&lt;br /&gt;Helpless people on subway trains,&lt;br /&gt;Scream for God as he looks in on them.&lt;br /&gt;He picks up a bus and he throws it back down,&lt;br /&gt;As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh no, they say he's got to go—&lt;br /&gt;Go, go, Godzilla..&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh no, there goes Tokyo—&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Go, go, Godzilla...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yankees: &lt;/b&gt;With a left hander on the mound, the Game 1 lineup makes a return.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Marcus Thames DH&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andy Pettitte LHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rangers&lt;/b&gt;: Francoeur has good numbers against Pettitte &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/18/jeff-francoeur-andy-pettitte-killer/" class="vt-p"&gt;in 11 career ABs&lt;/a&gt;, so Ron Washington is giving him the start in right field. Bengie Molina and Mitch Moreland get to keep their spots are each driving in a run in Game 2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Elvis Andrus SS&lt;br /&gt;Michael Young 3B&lt;br /&gt;Josh Hamilton CF&lt;br /&gt;Vlad Guerrero DH&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Cruz LF&lt;br /&gt;Ian Kinsler 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jeff Francoeur RF&lt;br /&gt;Bengie Molina C&lt;br /&gt;Mitch Moreland 1B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cliff Lee LHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4190323613395937465?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4190323613395937465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-3-godzilla.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4190323613395937465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4190323613395937465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-3-godzilla.html' title='ALCS Game 3: Godzilla'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8696489785631247107</id><published>2010-10-16T14:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-16T15:20:33.658-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Yankees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phil hughes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bold predictions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='michael kay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dumbassery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ALCS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='classified'/><title type='text'>ALCS Game 2: It Ain't Over</title><content type='html'>On the YES Network Postgame Show last night, Michael Kay was not shy about his feelings in regards to the Yankees' chances going forward. Standing next to Ken Singleton on the field in Arlington as the Ballpark was dark and empty aside from a few maintenance men lingering in the background, Kay emphatically declared the series "over".&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;That is a pretty bold stance for a broadcaster to take on the air, especially one who was covering the team in 1997 when the Yankees fell into a 5-0 hole in the first inning of &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA199709300.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;Game 1 of the ALDS&lt;/a&gt; against the Indians and clawed their way back to a 8-6 victory, only to lose the series in five games. Or in 2001, when the Yanks stole devastating back-to-back-extra-inning-walk-off victories in Games 4 &amp;amp; 5 of the World Series by way of Byung-Hyun Kim but ultimately fell just short of a fourth straight WS title against the Diamondbacks in Game 7 in Arizona. &lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To be sure, the Yanks' thrilling come-from-behind victory fueled by a string of seven straight batters reaching base safely in the eighth inning was the stuff of October lore, hearkening back to the late 90's dynasty years when the team felt nearly invincible and never out of a game or series. The Bombers trailed 3-0 before CC Sabathia even recorded an out and the deficit only widened before the top of the eighth rolled around and Brett Gardner stepped to the plate. His hustle play opened the floodgates and the five runs plated in that frame took them from four runs down to one ahead. From there Kerry Wood picked off Ian Kinsler to stifle a rally in the bottom half of the inning and Mariano Rivera worked around a leadoff single to Mitch Moreland to seal off the improbable victory.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But unfortunately for the 2010 Yankees, you can only win one game at a time. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To snatch &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/10/yanks-grab-victory-from-the-jaws-of-defeat-with-late-rally-to-take-game-one-36974/" class="vt-p"&gt;victory from the jaws of defeat&lt;/a&gt; the way the Yanks did last night obscures the fact that anyone who had thought the Yankees were going to win this series likely assumed they would take Game 1 behind their ace, Sabathia. They may have done so in dramatic, soul-crushing fashion, but is that so much better than controlling the game from the outset? Would Michael Kay be so certain of a World Series berth for the Bombers if they had taken an early lead last night and went on to win? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Colby Lewis &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/colby-lewis-date-with-new-york/" class="vt-p"&gt;might not match up especially well with the Yankees&lt;/a&gt;, but if he and the Rangers can get though Phil Hughes and win tonight, the series will be all square with Cliff Lee looming large in Game 3 and the notoriously unreliable A.J. Burnett slated to take the ball for the Yanks in Game 4.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Yanks have done what they can so far, but make no mistake, this series is far from over.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GYyr9TyFFDI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GYyr9TyFFDI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over yet.&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;[&lt;i&gt;Song notes&lt;/i&gt;: The sample quoted is from &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCqsG1t7RoU&amp;amp;ob=av2e" class="vt-p"&gt;this song&lt;/a&gt; by Crowded House, which kind of sucks. But hey, it's appropriate!]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lineups&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yankees&lt;/b&gt;: Facing the right-handed Lewis, Curtis Granderson moves up to the two hole, while Nick Swisher is pushed back to sixth. Lance Berkman gets the start at DH and will be down in the eighth slot, where he managed his fair share of heroics in the Twins series. &lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Lance Berkman DH&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Phil Hughes RHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rangers&lt;/b&gt;: The bottom third of the Rangers' lineup gets turned over against the righty Hughes. Bengie Molina will catch instead of Matt Treanor, David Murphy gets the start in right over Jeff Francoeur and Mitch Moreland will man first base in lieu of Jorge Cantu. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Elvis Andrus, SS&lt;br /&gt;Michael Young 3B&lt;br /&gt;Josh Hamilton CF&lt;br /&gt;Vladimir Guerrero DH&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Cruz RF&lt;br /&gt;Ian Kinsler 2B&lt;br /&gt;David Murphy LF&lt;br /&gt;Bengie Molina C&lt;br /&gt;Mitch Moreland 1B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Colby Lewis RHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-8696489785631247107?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/8696489785631247107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-2-it-aint-over.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8696489785631247107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8696489785631247107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-2-it-aint-over.html' title='ALCS Game 2: It Ain&apos;t Over'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-2746091553521814594</id><published>2010-10-16T12:30:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-16T13:06:38.804-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nolan ryan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports mt. rushmore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='texas rangers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photoshops'/><title type='text'>No-No-No-No-No-No-lan Ryan Face</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;I'm not sure if the &lt;a href="http://www.mocksession.com/30fps/2010/10/2010-october-15-23-14-57.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Nolan Ryan Face from last night&lt;/a&gt; will reach full internet meme status because the netting in front of his face is kind of distracting, but here's us trying to do our part:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLnNw6XDHhI/AAAAAAAAFD8/-VHWlKHsIZs/s400/nolanface1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528676257757339154" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 230px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLnTvlqaoLI/AAAAAAAAFEU/Wszcgdhj_D0/s400/nolanafterdentist.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528682832091324594" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 348px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs" class="vt-p"&gt;IS THIS REAL LIFE??///1!?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLnN2viY5PI/AAAAAAAAFEE/Ib8Wei4HwWM/s400/nolan1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528676357931328754" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLnVMP-psgI/AAAAAAAAFEc/3VFEhVmwz9Q/s400/rushmore.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528684423998452226" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-2746091553521814594?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/2746091553521814594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/no-no-no-no-no-no-lan-ryan-face.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2746091553521814594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2746091553521814594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/no-no-no-no-no-no-lan-ryan-face.html' title='No-No-No-No-No-No-lan Ryan Face'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLnNw6XDHhI/AAAAAAAAFD8/-VHWlKHsIZs/s72-c/nolanface1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-270186198113307088</id><published>2010-10-15T16:45:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-15T16:45:00.187-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cj wilson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliff lee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aj burnett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='texas rangers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ALCS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friday night lights'/><title type='text'>ALCS Game 1: Friday Night Lights</title><content type='html'>Being a Yankee fan this week has been a lot like being a football fan. After dispensing with the Twins by completing a three game ALDS sweep last Saturday night, we've been left with an interminable wait for tonight's ALCS Game One. In the interim, the mainstream media - both local and national - and the blogosphere have filled the football-like week long gap between games with football-like coverage. That is, there hasn't been nearly enough legitimate news to cover six news cycles, so every little tidbit of information has been overly dissected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the Yankees return to the field tonight after five days off, perhaps the football connections are appropriate. Fall is upon us. And when C.J. Wilson's first pitch kicks off the 2010 American League Championship Series, it'll be on a Friday night, under the lights, in Texas, where Friday night high school football is akin to religion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back here in the tri-state area though, baseball is the predominant sports obsession, and we'll get our fix tonight as the Yanks and Rangers play Game One of the ALCS, featuring a pitching rematch &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/04/game-10-wilson.html"&gt;from game one of their regular season series&lt;/a&gt;. CC got the better of C.J. in that match-up of initialed southpaws, but Mother Nature got the best of them both, as rain stopped the game after six innings, with &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/04/game-10-recap.html"&gt;the Yankees taking home a 5-1 win&lt;/a&gt;. Sabathia wouldn't face the Rangers again during the regular season; Wilson would face the Yanks twice more and fail to record a decision in the two Texas victories.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theyankeeu.com/2010/10/have-a-little-faith-22180"&gt;As Moshe pointed out at TYU last night&lt;/a&gt;, there's some irrational pessimism plaguing many Yankee fans currently, as many are assuming that Cliff Lee's two starts and A.J. Burnett's one start essentially guarantee three Texas victories. In that line of thinking, it becomes critical that the Yankees win all four remaining games to ensure a series victory. I certainly don't subscribe to those theories, but with their ace on the mound tonight, it is important for the Yankees to get off to a good start.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(By the way, while Lee does appear to be some sort of post-season savant in the way guys like Mo and Pettitte are, it doesn't mean he's untouchable. He went through quite a rough patch following his trade to Texas. The Yankee offense is good enough to put runs on the board against anyone. And Lee is matched up against certified Big Game Pitcher Andy Pettitte. It may be an uphill battle, but it's certainly not insurmountable. As for Burnett, however unlikely, it's not totally out of the realm of possibility that he might actually pitch well. Even if he doesn't, he's matched up against Tommy Hunter, who the Yankees might easily knock around the yard. But what do I know, I'm the same guy who &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/03/thoughts-on-washington.html"&gt;foolishly suggested that the Rangers should part ways with Ron Washington last spring&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the waiting is nearly over. No more talk of Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira (and Marcus Thames for that matter) returning to Texas as if they've never been back since being traded away. No more talk of the largest payroll disparity in post-season history (funny how people forget that the Yankees and the rest of MLB subsidized the bankrupt Rangers mid-season acquisitions of Bengie Molina, Lee, Jorge Cantu, Christian Guzman, and Jeff Francoeur). No more worrying about Burnett and Lee in later games. Tonight it's just about Game One, and Sabathia and Wilson under the Friday night lights of Texas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll leave you with one final thought: The Minnesota Twins began life as the Washington Senators in 1901. They entered the 2010 ALDS with a nine game post-season losing streak against the Yankees. The Yankees swept them to keep the streak alive. The Texas Rangers began life as the Washington Senators in 1961. They enter the 2010 ALCS with a nine game post-season losing streak against the Yankees. I don't think that means anything, but I hope history repeats itself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, in honor of this Friday night in Texas, here is quite possibly the lamest song choice in Fack Youk preview history. It's the theme song from the TV show that stars &lt;a href="http://www.esquire.com/women/the-sexiest-woman-alive/minka-kelly-interview"&gt;Derek Jeter's special lady friend&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pug2R4iswz0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pug2R4iswz0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/10/15/yankees-stick-with-regular-lineup-in-game-1/"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's the standard lineup vs LHP, with Marcus Thames as the DH, Swisher in the two spot and Granderson batting eighth. There was some speculation that Austin Kearns, who has hit Wilson well, might get the nod over Granderson or Gardner, both of whom have not hit Wilson well. But both lefties have been productive of late and Kearns, who was not played in nearly two weeks now, has not.&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Marcus Thames DH&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/Evan_P_Grant/status/27474795034"&gt;Rangers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;With C.J. Wilson on the mound for Texas, his usual catcher Matt Treanor gets the nod over Bengie Molina. With CC Sabathia on the mound for the Yanks, righty bats Jorge Cantu and Jeff Francoeur play over lefty swingers Mitch Moreland and David Murphy/Julio Borbon.&lt;blockquote&gt;Elvis Andrus SS&lt;br /&gt;Michael Young 3B&lt;br /&gt;Josh Hamilton CF&lt;br /&gt;Vladimir Guerrero DH&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Cruz LF&lt;br /&gt;Ian Kinsler 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jeff Francoeur RF&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Cantu 1B&lt;br /&gt;Matt Treanor C&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-270186198113307088?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/270186198113307088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-1-friday-night-lights.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/270186198113307088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/270186198113307088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alcs-game-1-friday-night-lights.html' title='ALCS Game 1: Friday Night Lights'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-3062640891600728930</id><published>2010-10-10T08:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-10T08:55:16.985-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='david pinto'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='john mcgraw'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ron gardenhire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FJM'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dumbassery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Minnesota Twins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='managers'/><title type='text'>162 &gt; 3: In Defense Of Ron Gardenhire</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLGzmjbqB3I/AAAAAAAAFDs/gFz_1gMtHA8/s1600/Image-Gus_Schmelz_1890.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLGshxEly2I/AAAAAAAAFDk/2rRwWPacJC0/s1600/Minnesota+Twins+Manager+Ron+Gardenhire,+Right,+Takes.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLGshxEly2I/AAAAAAAAFDk/2rRwWPacJC0/s320/Minnesota+Twins+Manager+Ron+Gardenhire,+Right,+Takes.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526387913868561250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLGh-O4z1DI/AAAAAAAAFDc/cXD7wHAk8GM/s1600/++Members+Of+The+Minnesota+Twins+Look+On+Dejected+From+The+Dugout+Late+In+The+Game+Against+The+New+York+Yankees.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Postseason baseball can be a thrilling month-long adventure, or it could be a terrible trip that lasts less than a week. A six month season will be judged on what happens to a team against top-tier competition under pressure-packed conditions in what can be as few as three games. Some players who have a terrible year can totally redeem themselves with a few big hits in a postseason series while others who have done yeoman's work since April can turn into a goat because of a split-second reaction in the outfield, one pitch left over the plate or a feeble at-bat with runners in scoring position.&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The same goes for managers. A skipper can be viewed as a genius or a dummy after the fact, based on how he aligned his rotation, filled out his lineup card or inserted his relievers into a game. Or in this case, just the end results of three games against a superior team.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://baseballmusings.com/?p=60062" class="vt-p"&gt;Take it away&lt;/a&gt;, David Pinto:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;FIRE RON GARDENHIRE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ron Gardenhire has now lost 12 straight playoff games. He’s been swept by the Yankees two years in a row. If he were the Yankees manager, he would have been fired last season. I really don’t care how well the team has done under him.&lt;/blockquote&gt;I believe what Pinto is trying to get at here is that he doesn't care how they've done during the &lt;i&gt;regular season&lt;/i&gt; under Gardenhire, which of course is incredibly stupid. Regardless of how much you think a manager can influence a baseball game, 162 of them tells you a whole lot more about someone's abilities as a manager than three nights in October do.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Managers just don't have the ability to affect games over the short term, unless they want to pick a pitcher from High-A ball to start Game 1 of the series, pencil players into the wrong defensive positions and order them to bat from the opposite side of the plate they are accustomed to. Good managers are skilled at steering the ship over a interminable season and making good decisions that will work out well in the long run, but simply can't exert much pressure in the span of three games without trying to throw the series. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm sure losing 12 straight playoff games absolutely sucks for the Twins' organization and their fanbase, but what does the 2004 ALDS have to do with the series that concluded last night? Do you know how many players started games for the Twins in both series? Two. Michael Cuddyer, and Jason Kubel, and they might actually be the same person.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pinto's not done yet: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;The Twins team is good, but they need to be sent a message that getting swept every year is unacceptable. Firing Gardenhire will send that message. &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLGh-O4z1DI/AAAAAAAAFDc/cXD7wHAk8GM/s320/++Members+Of+The+Minnesota+Twins+Look+On+Dejected+From+The+Dugout+Late+In+The+Game+Against+The+New+York+Yankees.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526376308280644658" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm pretty sure that the Twins are aware that getting swept every year in unacceptable. Does this look like a bunch of dudes who are thrilled to be starting their offseason already?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What exactly has Gardenhire done to deserve being fired? What thing that was under his control did he screw up? Did he start someone that deserved to be benched? Was it the way he set up the starting rotation? A boneheaded bullpen move? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not any of those, of course. Pinto is just judging Gardy in black and white terms, which is something that a casual fan or George Steinbrenner at his most impulsive would do, not someone who goes by the Twitter handle &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/#!/statsguru" class="vt-p"&gt;@StatsGuru&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not like Gardenhire has some "&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Ball" class="vt-p"&gt;Marty Ball&lt;/a&gt;" scheme and manages differently in the playoffs. It's not as if he has a pregame ritual wherein he runs around the clubhouse wearing only an unbuttoned Harmon Killebrew jersey screaming at the top of his lungs, which renders his pitching staff incapable of holding a lead.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;The Twins, however, need someone ruthless in the playoffs who can find a way to win not only a game, but a series.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLGzmjbqB3I/AAAAAAAAFDs/gFz_1gMtHA8/s320/Image-Gus_Schmelz_1890.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526395692687951730" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 135px; height: 220px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;What "ruthless" mystery manager is going to be able to lead the Twins to postseason glory and by what means? Should we exhume &lt;a href="http://www.baseballlibrary.com/ballplayers/player.php?name=john_mcgraw_1873" class="vt-p"&gt;John McGraw&lt;/a&gt; so he can get into a fistfight with an umpire? Perhaps an undead &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Gus_Schmelz" class="vt-p"&gt;Gus Schmeltz&lt;/a&gt; would be willing to whip every fielder who makes an error with a riding crop and force the team to take batting practice using a lead pipe and jagged rocks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Because THAT would send a message, goddammit. And that message would read, "The Minnesota Twins don't understand the concept of small sample sizes or the role that luck can play in a short playoff series, so they fired one of the best managers in baseball in favor of a sadistic zombie. Muthaphuckkkazzz1!!!!!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-3062640891600728930?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/3062640891600728930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/162-3-in-defense-of-ron-gardenhire.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3062640891600728930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3062640891600728930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/162-3-in-defense-of-ron-gardenhire.html' title='162 &gt; 3: In Defense Of Ron Gardenhire'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TLGshxEly2I/AAAAAAAAFDk/2rRwWPacJC0/s72-c/Minnesota+Twins+Manager+Ron+Gardenhire,+Right,+Takes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8661742505816880848</id><published>2010-10-07T14:00:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-10-07T15:24:38.944-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='carl pavano'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bob dylan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='injuries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Playoffs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='return'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Minnesota Twins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='andy pettitte'/><title type='text'>ALDS Game 2: Positively 4th Street</title><content type='html'>Good afternoon Fackers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're breaking nearly two months of radio silence to come back today. Before we get into it, Jay and I would like to thank all of you who have still been checking back and leaving comments over the past couple months. We're thankful that you're still checking in. We're both still alive and well, but unfortunately neither of us are in a position to keep Fack Youk updated with even semi-regular content. But for today at least, it'll be like old times as we're bringing you one of our signature game previews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight's pitching match-up is a rematch of &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/10/alds-game-3-idle-time.html"&gt;Game Three&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/10/pettitte-posada-rod-key-sweep.html"&gt;last year's ALDS&lt;/a&gt;: Andy Pettitte against Carl Pavano.  The two hurlers are a contrast in reputations. Pettitte is widely considered both a gamer and big game pitcher, a player who learned early in his career the difference between pitching injured and pitching hurt, and who's known to battle through and find a way even when he doesn't have his best stuff. Pettitte has been the winning pitcher in six series clinching games, including all three series enders in the 2009 post-season. Pavano on the other hand, is thought to have a glass jaw, easily injured and quick to hop on the DL at the slightest ache or pain. His four years with the Yankees were filled with a litany of injuries, but just 26 starts (not counting 14 rehab starts), and he has not recorded a win in any of his three career post-season starts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet, this year it was Pettitte who missed two months of the season with a groin injury, while Pavano made 32 starts, finished sixth in the AL in innings pitched, and topped 199 IP for the second straight post-Bronx season. He led the AL in both complete games and shutouts, was second in BB per 9, and seventh in wins. It was the type of high-quality season Pettitte seemed on pace for prior to a pulled groin knocking him out his July 18th start. Instead, Pettitte sat on the shelf for nearly two months, made two Pavano-like rehab starts for AA Trenton, and was knocked around in three September starts back with the big club.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's also some question as to whether either pitcher is his team's ideal started for Game Two. Many Twins pundits preferred to see Pavano, with his nine career post-season games, get the Game One nod over the inexperienced and often excitable Francisco Liriano. Meanwhile many Yankee observers wanted to see Phil Hughes, who has been markedly better on the road than at home this year, start in homer-suppressing Target Field rather than homer-friendly Yankee Stadium. But in the end,  Liriano's superiority earned him the Game One nod, while Minnesota's vulnerability to left-handed pitching and Pettitte's big game experience earned him starts in Game Two and a decisive potential Game Five.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Yankee Years&lt;/span&gt; is to be believed, Joe Torre and several Yankee players had no problems holding Pavano's feet to the fire over his injury history. The Yankee fanbase has no shortage of blood-lust  for Pavano, but in the two years since he's left New York, they've yet to be satisfied. The Yankees did not face him this season and managed just four runs and twelve baserunners over 13.1 innings regular season innings last year. Pavano held them to just five hits and two runs over seven innings in last year's ALDS Game Three. While he was the losing pitcher, he certainly wasn't knocked around in that start as solo home runs by Alex Rodriguez and Jorge Posada were just enough to hand Pettitte and the Yankees a 2-1 victory and a three game sweep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Revenge aside, today's twilight tilt is big game for both pitchers. Pavano is looking to snap the Twins' ten game post-season losing streak and avoid falling in an 0-2 hole as the series shifts to New York. Pettitte is looking to shake off the rust that plagued him in his three September starts, reward the club's faith in him, and give the Yankees a commanding 2-0 lead to take some pressure off Hughes when he makes his first post-season start Saturday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will today be the day Yankee fans finally get to see their team slap Pavano around the yard? The numbers don't favor it. Target Field has suppressed power all year, yielding the fourth fewest home runs of any park. Further, Pavano doesn't put the ball in the air very often, his 51.2% groundball rate ranking fifteenth in the Majors &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/scouting-alds-game-two-starters/"&gt;thanks to both his sinker and changeup&lt;/a&gt;. He doesn't walk many either, just 1.5 per nine, so if the Yankees are going to put up any crooked numbers they'll likely have to come via a string of hits. Game Three of last year's ALDS showed that a little could go a long way when it comes to getting to Pavano, so perhaps the Yanks can beat him without bludgeoning him. At this point in the year, Yankee fans will take a win however they can get it, but I have a feeling that the vitriol towards Pavano isn't going anywhere regardless of today's result.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="360"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xcq32y?additionalInfos=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xcq32y?additionalInfos=0" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;You got a lotta nerve&lt;br /&gt;To say you are my friend&lt;br /&gt;When I was down&lt;br /&gt;You just stood there grinning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You got a lotta nerve&lt;br /&gt;To say you got a helping hand to lend&lt;br /&gt;You just want to be on&lt;br /&gt;The side that’s winning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You say I let you down&lt;br /&gt;You know it’s not like that&lt;br /&gt;If you’re so hurt&lt;br /&gt;Why then don’t you show it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You say you lost your faith&lt;br /&gt;But that’s not where it’s at&lt;br /&gt;You had no faith to lose&lt;br /&gt;And you know it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know the reason&lt;br /&gt;That you talk behind my back&lt;br /&gt;I used to be among the crowd&lt;br /&gt;You’re in with&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you take me for such a fool&lt;br /&gt;To think I’d make contact&lt;br /&gt;With the one who tries to hide&lt;br /&gt;What he don’t know to begin with&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see me on the street&lt;br /&gt;You always act surprised&lt;br /&gt;You say, “How are you?” “Good luck”&lt;br /&gt;But you don’t mean it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you know as well as me&lt;br /&gt;You’d rather see me paralyzed&lt;br /&gt;Why don’t you just come out once&lt;br /&gt;And scream it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, I do not feel that good&lt;br /&gt;When I see the heartbreaks you embrace&lt;br /&gt;If I was a master thief&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps I’d rob them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now I know you’re dissatisfied&lt;br /&gt;With your position and your place&lt;br /&gt;Don’t you understand&lt;br /&gt;It’s not my problem&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish that for just one time&lt;br /&gt;You could stand inside my shoes&lt;br /&gt;And just for that one moment&lt;br /&gt;I could be you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, I wish that for just one time&lt;br /&gt;You could stand inside my shoes&lt;br /&gt;You’d know what a drag it is&lt;br /&gt;To see you&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;[Song Notes:&lt;/i&gt; One of my favorite Dylan tunes, his bitterness seethes through the lyrics of this one. Forty-five years after the song's initial release, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positively_4th_Street#Inspiration_and_the_significance_of_4th_Street"&gt;no one is quite sure what had the man who was born and raised in Minnesota so fired up&lt;/a&gt;. Perhaps the most popular theory is that "Positively 4th Street" is Dylan firing back at his Greenwich Village neighbors, specifically the folkies who lambasted his going electric at 1965 Newport Folk Fest (which, incidentally, &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/10/alcs-game-6-just-like-tom-thumbs-blues.html"&gt;we touched upon in one of our playoff previews last year)&lt;/a&gt;. Another theory posits that the song references Dylan's time as a student at the University of Minnesota, where Minneapolis' 4th Street S.E. is the main road through the part of campus where Dylan lived.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever Dylan's motivation, I've spent the past two seasons waiting for a Pavano start against the Yankees so I could use this song for the preview. The lyrics read like an airing of grievances between the fans and Pavano, or alternatively, Pavano lashing out at those who questioned the validity of his injuries.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/10/07/granderson-batting-second-in-game-2/"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a righty on the mound tonight, the hot-hitting Curtis Granderson slides up to the two spot. Nick Swisher drops down to the middle of the order, replacing Marcus Thames in the six hole, while Lance Berkman takes Thames' spot as the DH and will bat eighth.&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Lance Berkman DH&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/yankees/2010/10/alds-game-2-lineups.html"&gt;Twins&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No changes for the Twinkies&lt;blockquote&gt;Denard Span, CF&lt;br /&gt;Orlando Hudson, 2B&lt;br /&gt;Joe Mauer, C&lt;br /&gt;Delmon Young, LF&lt;br /&gt;Jim Thome, DH&lt;br /&gt;Michael Cuddyer, 1B&lt;br /&gt;Jason Kubel, RF&lt;br /&gt;Danny Valencia, 3B&lt;br /&gt;J.J. Hardy, SS&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-8661742505816880848?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/8661742505816880848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alds-game-2-positively-4th-street.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8661742505816880848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8661742505816880848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/10/alds-game-2-positively-4th-street.html' title='ALDS Game 2: Positively 4th Street'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-2684118337749488427</id><published>2010-08-17T07:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-17T07:52:40.507-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fisticuffs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='douchebaggery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Contracts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='k-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='omar minaya'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ny post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mets Suck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='assault and battery'/><title type='text'>Do The "Right" Thing</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/mets_must_do_right_thing_can_the_KmUQQbEbG5WSnycbNnMVOI#" class="vt-p"&gt;Mike Vaccaro has some, um, interesting suggestions&lt;/a&gt; as to what the Mets should do in the wake of the injury that Francisco Rodriguez "almost certainly" sustained when he assaulted the grandfather of his children last week:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;So K-Rod is kaput for now, and now the Mets must prove they have the intestinal fortitude for more. If ever there was a situation that screamed for a baseball club to do the right thing, to send an unbending message, it is now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, they have to fight to void that portion of the contract that will coincide with his time away from the team. That means the rest of this year, at a minimum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then they have to rid themselves of the headache for good. If that means exiling Rodriguez in the offseason — a move that would almost certainly entail them having to eat most of his remaining deal — that’s fine. If that means going after the balance of the contract in what would be a precedent-setting move the commissioner’s office would probably rather them not fight — even better.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Obviously, the Mets are going to do what they can to void this year's portion of the contract, because I'm pretty sure that if Aaron Boone tearing his knee apart playing basketball negates his deal with the Yankees, injuries sustained while punching someone in the face (if they can prove that) would do the trick for K-Rod. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But is Vaccarro really suggesting that the Mets should eat Rodriguez's 2011 salary of $11.5M and a buyout of $3.5M in order to "do the right thing" and "send an unbending message"? What message would that be and who would it be directed towards, exactly? That would be a pretty damn expensive statement to make. It would be way cheaper to just take out a full page ad in every newspaper in New York.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The bottom line is that, in the world of guaranteed contracts, getting "fired" doesn't really mean anything, because you still get &lt;i&gt;paid&lt;/i&gt;, so the intended message wouldn't even be reaching the person at the center of this whole embarrassing episode: K-Rod.  The deal he signed with the Mets before the 2009 season was worth $37M. Although we are desensitized to those kinds of numbers because of the megadeals that other guys sign, that is still &lt;i&gt;generational&lt;/i&gt; wealth. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If Rodriguez never gets another dime or playing baseball after this, he is still set for life. However, even if the Mets send the sort of bullshit "message" that Vaccaro is talking about, some other team is invariably going to give him a shot because he can get Major League hitters out. That's how sports work. It's not about morality, it's about winning (and &lt;a href="http://itsaboutthemoney.net/" class="vt-p"&gt;the money&lt;/a&gt;). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-2684118337749488427?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/2684118337749488427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/do-right-thing.html#comment-form' title='17 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2684118337749488427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2684118337749488427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/do-right-thing.html' title='Do The &quot;Right&quot; Thing'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>17</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-3825205520200704568</id><published>2010-08-10T09:00:00.010-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-10T09:31:08.037-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toronto blue jays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='virgil trucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='perfect game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roberto kelly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allie reynolds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no hitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tampa bay rays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roy halladay'/><title type='text'>Morrow's Sorrow Recalls Stieb's Near No-Nos</title><content type='html'>Good morning Fackers. Despite merely splitting this weekend's four game wrap around series against the Red Sox, things couldn't have gone much better for the Yankees over the past four days. The split against Boston leaves the Yankees six games up on their archrivals with more than two thirds of the season completed. It's far, far too early to start counting magic numbers, but as the wounded Red Sox continue to limp along, this weekend's series pushed them four games closer to elimination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of greater importance to the Yankees right now is the favor that the Blue Jays performed for them over the weekend, sweeping the Rays in a three game series, allowing the Yanks to extend their lead over Tampa Bay by a game and a half. Toronto snuck by with a narrow 2-1 victory on Friday; dropped a 17-11 beatdown on Saturday, featuring eight home runs by the offense and a four for five, eleven total base debut by J.P. Arencibia; then took another pitcher's duel with 1-0 victory on Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's of course Sunday's game that is most memorable, as Toronto starter Brendan Morrow came within one out of being the third pitcher to no hit Tampa Bay this season, and the fourth in the last thirteen months. Morrow was masterful, striking out a 2010 MLB high 17 batters, walking just two, allowing just six balls out of the infield, and losing his no-no on an infield single by Evan Longoria with two outs in the top of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGC2viW6RnI/AAAAAAAABLU/ZJoUz9j0H7k/s1600/stieb.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 206px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGC2viW6RnI/AAAAAAAABLU/ZJoUz9j0H7k/s400/stieb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503599672439752306" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The instant Longoria reached first base safely, my thoughts immediately turned to former Toronto ace &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/stiebda01.shtml"&gt;Dave Stieb&lt;/a&gt;, something that wasn't lost on the good folks &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-Juice-1-out-from-no-hitter-Brandon-Morrow-?urn=mlb-261121"&gt;at Big League Stew as they recapped the game yesterday&lt;/a&gt;.  The heartbreak suffered by Morrow yesterday and Armando Galarraga earlier this year is something the Jays' mustachioed and criminally underrated 80's ace could relate to all too well. And the Yankees played a role in two of Stieb's near misses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGC223D6y0I/AAAAAAAABLc/O9-ryTBALV4/s1600/franco.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGC223D6y0I/AAAAAAAABLc/O9-ryTBALV4/s320/franco.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503599798256323394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;In 1988, Stieb carried no hitters into the ninth inning in both of his final two starts. &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CLE198809240.shtml"&gt;In Cleveland on September 24th,&lt;/a&gt; Stieb struck out Andy Allanson leading off the ninth, then got Willie Upshaw to ground out. With just one out separating him from a no hitter, Stieb faced Indian's leadoff hitter and future batting champ Julio Franco. Already thirty years old at the time and with nearly twenty years left on his Major League career, the jheri curled second baseman took a ball, then two strikes, then fouled off three straight pitches before working the count even at 2-2. On the eighth pitch of the at bat, Stieb's 123rd on the night, Franco bounced a base hit through the middle. Stieb then retired Dave Clark to the end game, settling on a one hit, two walk, 1-0 victory nearly identical to Morrow's outing Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TOR/TOR198809300.shtml"&gt;Six days later&lt;/a&gt;, in the opening game of Toronto's final series on the season, Stieb took the mound at Exhibition Stadium as the Jays hosted Baltimore. Once again, Stieb was outstanding. He was perfect through six and a third, with his lone walk of the day being erased on a subsequent double play. Facing the bottom of the order of a feeble Baltimore team that would finish a Major League worst 54-107, Stieb once again came within one out of a no-no. Both Brady Anderson and Jeff Stone tapped back to Stieb. With just one out to go, O's skipper Frank Robinson sent Jim Traber to pinch hit for rookie third baseman Craig Worthington. To that point, Traber was just one for eight against Stieb in his career. But Traber lined a 2-2 pitch to right field for Baltimore's first hit, and for the second time in as many starts, Stieb had his heart broken just one strike away from finishing a no hitter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His luck didn't get any better in 1989. He started in Kansas City in the second game of the season, and held the Royals to four hits, two walks, and a lone run over eight frames, but his offense could only manage one run of their own, courtesy of a solo homer by Jesse Barfield, who was just 25 days away from being traded to the Yankees. For the ninth inning, Stieb gave way to Todd Stottlemyre, son of former Yankee ace and future Yankee pitching coach Mel Stottlemyre. After getting two outs, Stottlemyre surrendered a double to future Yankee Danny Tartabull and a single to former Yankee first round pick Pat Tabler, allowing KC to walk off with a 2-1 win. But compared to his two previous starts and his next start, Stieb's hard luck no-decision in Kansas City was nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA198904100.shtml"&gt;Five days later&lt;/a&gt;, Stieb took to the hill at Yankee Stadium in the opening game of a three game series. Again, Stieb would allow just one hit. This time at least, he got it out of the way early, yielding a fifth inning single to Jamie Quirk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stieb wouldn't have any more near misses until four months later, when &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TOR/TOR198908040.shtml"&gt;he faced the Yankees at Skydome on August 4th&lt;/a&gt;. This was perhaps Stieb's &lt;a href="http://mopupduty.com/index.php/dave-stieb-squeezed-out-of-a-perfect-game/"&gt;best start of all&lt;/a&gt;. He needed just 82 pitches to retire the first twenty six batters he faced, eleven by strikeout. For the third time in eleven months, Stieb stood a lone out away from a no hitter. If he could retire the young Yankee center fielder Roberto Kelly, he would complete just the eleventh perfect game in baseball's modern era.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGC3UNthlHI/AAAAAAAABLk/EIlg1PT-6dU/s1600/robertokelly.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 386px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGC3UNthlHI/AAAAAAAABLk/EIlg1PT-6dU/s400/robertokelly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503600302552618098" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Kelly was in the midst of his first full season as the Yankee center fielder. He made a brief cameo in 1987 and entered 1988 as the starting center fielder. But after a slow start, he lost his job to Claudell Washington, and by July he was back in Columbus. 1989 was a different story. With Washington having signed with the Angels in the off-season, center field was Kelly's to lose. This time, he got off to a strong start, and with Dave Winfield out for the year following back surgery and Rickey Henderson's contract demands resulting in a June trade back to Oakland, Kelly was the Yankees best outfielder on that woeful '89 team and the best player outside of Don Mattingly. As he stepped in against Stieb with two outs in the ninth, he was batting .328/.389/.448.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not quite nine years old at the time, I can recall watching the game with my father. At some point in the ninth inning, referencing Stieb's tough luck over the previous year, Dad predicted the Yanks would find a way to spoil Stieb's night. Kelly got ahead 2-0, then lined a double down the left field line. Steve Sax followed with a single to spoil Stieb's shutout. A groundout from Luis Polonia put an end to the game, but once again Stieb had come so close without sealing the deal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a span of 25 starts, Stieb had pitched three one hitters and a two hitter. Three times he had lost a no hitter with just one out to go, one of them a would-be perfect game. In the history of baseball, just four men (Johnny Vander Meer, &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/01/22-days-until-pring-training-allie.html"&gt;Allie Reynolds&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/03/keep-on-trucks-ing.html"&gt;Virgil Trucks&lt;/a&gt;, and Nolan Ryan) have pitched two no hitters in one season. Stieb was four batters away from recording four within eleven months. Over the four starts, Stieb tossed 36 innings, allowed five hits, one run, seven walks, and recorded twenty eight strike outs, four complete games, and three shutouts. Still he failed to get his name into the record books.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just over a year later, Stieb would finally break through. The 1990 season, much like this year, was marked by an unusually high number of no-nos. As Stieb made his start on September 2nd, there had been six already on the season, not including the &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/07/no-hitter-that-wasnt.html"&gt;Yankees' Andy Hawkins' lost no-hitter&lt;/a&gt; against Chicago on July 1st nor future Yankee &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA199007120.shtml"&gt;Melido Perez' rain shortened no-no against the Yankees on July 12th.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Facing the Indians at Cleveland Municipal Stadium, the site of his first heartbreaker nearly two years earlier, &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CLE199009020.shtml"&gt;Stieb recorded the seventh and final no hitter of 1990&lt;/a&gt;, and the first in Blue Jay history. He walked four, but struck out nine, getting Jerry Browne to line out to right for that elusive twenty seventh out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stieb pitched two more injury plagued seasons for the Jays before signing a free agent deal with the White Sox. He made just four appearances in a Chicago uniform before being released less than two months into the season. He spent four full years out of baseball before resurfacing with Toronto as a 40 year old swingman in 1998. His second to last Major League appearance came on September 20th, against Tampa Bay, the team Morrow nearly no hit Sunday. Stieb came on in relief of a Blue Jay making his Big League debut: Roy Halladay, who of course tossed a perfect game of his own earlier this season.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-3825205520200704568?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/3825205520200704568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/morrows-sorrow-recalls-stiebs-near-no.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3825205520200704568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3825205520200704568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/morrows-sorrow-recalls-stiebs-near-no.html' title='Morrow&apos;s Sorrow Recalls Stieb&apos;s Near No-Nos'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGC2viW6RnI/AAAAAAAABLU/ZJoUz9j0H7k/s72-c/stieb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8530495276209733887</id><published>2010-08-09T16:15:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-09T16:19:12.214-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='schadenfreude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliff lee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesus montero'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><title type='text'>Waka Waka Walking Papers</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGBg2L0koxI/AAAAAAAABLM/pMP0co8AZPs/s1600/fozzie-bear.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGBg2L0koxI/AAAAAAAABLM/pMP0co8AZPs/s400/fozzie-bear.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503505228649243410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Fozzie Bear bad joke of a season continues in Seattle, as &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/top-posts/repot-mariners-manager-don-wakamatsu-has-been-fired.php"&gt;manager Don Wakamatsu has reportedly been handed his walking papers&lt;/a&gt;. We've touched on &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/05/thoughts-on-griffey.html"&gt;their season&lt;/a&gt; a &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/06/game-77-wreck-of-edmund-fitzgerald.html"&gt;few times&lt;/a&gt; earlier this year, and I'm still amazed that a club that generated this much buzz in the off-season has not only played this poorly, but has done so in a such an amazingly self-destructive fashion: naps in the clubhouse, fights in the dugout, falls in the bathroom, reported player mutiny, and no offense to speak of between the lines.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and just to rub salt in the wound: Justin Smoak, the prospect Jack Zduriencik preferred to Jesus Montero as the return centerpiece for Cliff Lee, was optioned to AAA a week ago after hitting just .159/.169/.270 with Seattle following the deal. Montero, meanwhile, has hit .347/.446/.622 since the start of July.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-8530495276209733887?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/8530495276209733887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/waka-waka-walking-papers.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8530495276209733887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8530495276209733887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/waka-waka-walking-papers.html' title='Waka Waka Walking Papers'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TGBg2L0koxI/AAAAAAAABLM/pMP0co8AZPs/s72-c/fozzie-bear.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8618746569158956610</id><published>2010-08-06T15:00:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-06T15:09:11.384-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='injuries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clay buchholz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kevin youkilis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fack the red sawx'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atmosphere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='javier vazquez'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gangstarr'/><title type='text'>Game 108: What I'm Here 4</title><content type='html'>The last time the Yankees and the Red Sox squared off it was for a two game set in the middle of May which, somewhat incredibly, was 68 games ago. At the conclusion of that series (which was a split), the Yanks held a 5-3 edge in the season tilt, were 4.5 games ahead of the Sox but three in back of the Rays. Plenty of ebbs and flows have occurred since then, but entering play today, New York sits atop the standings by the slimmest of margins (1/2 game) and the Sox are a distant six back (seven in the loss column).&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We are entering the point in the season when series, especially four game ones, can be potentially pivotal. By the time the game on Monday night reaches its conclusion, the Yanks could be anywhere from two to ten games ahead of their arch rivals with about 50 to go, including six head-to-head in the last two weeks of the season. That could be the difference between a nerve-wracking fight for the Wild Card or a relatively leisurely stroll towards the finish line.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Of course, in all likelihood, the margin will be four (Sox take three of four), six (a 2-2 split), or eight (Yanks win 3) all of which leave the picture much more murky than if one team finds a way to finagle all four.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The pressure is clearly on the Sox to make up some ground in this series, but all eyes will be on our boy Javy Vazquez tonight.  The Yankees went to great lengths to make sure that Javy didn't start against Boston earlier this year when he was pitching terribly, although he did vulture a win when he struck out da' Yooooooouuuukkk in a one batter relief appearance in the top of the 9th inning during the first game of that quick set in May. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Fackin' Youkstah is &lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2010/08/pre-game_notes_9.html" class="vt-p"&gt;done fah the yey-ah&lt;/a&gt; after undergoing surgery on a torn abductor muscle in his thumb, so the Sox lineup won't be quite as formidable as it could be. Still, this will be the most important game that Vazquez has pitched in this stint with the Yanks and for better or worse, the results of his outing will hold a disproportionate amount of weight in the eyes of the fans in relation to the seven shutout innings he threw against the Mariners, for instance. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But hey, that's what makes this rivalry great. Those games in Tampa last weekend were probably more important than the four upcoming and certainly felt different from your typical three game series at the end of July. However, they took place in a sterile dome where the crowd was somewhat divided between the home team and the visitors. There will be no such balance tonight as the vast majority of the 48,000 or so that come through the turnstiles will be yelling for the Yanks. This is what it's all about. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LNAvx9gGbh8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LNAvx9gGbh8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;It's the message in the song that makes you rock on,&lt;br /&gt;Some people go to places where they don't belong.&lt;br /&gt;Whether wrong or right, a lot of people fight,&lt;br /&gt;But I'm here to bless this mic, aight?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I take action the minute that the crowd gets hype,&lt;br /&gt;I'm type crashin, down like a meteorite,&lt;br /&gt;I'm Bogart-ing, mics and whole stages,&lt;br /&gt;Destroying MC's dreams, from words to whole pages,&lt;br /&gt;Their rapbooks, look more like scrapbooks,&lt;br /&gt;with their fictional fairytales and frail ass hooks.&lt;br /&gt;A lot of shit has happened, since I started rappin',&lt;br /&gt;There's been enough beef, and enough gat clappin',&lt;br /&gt;There's been mad signs, for this brother to heed,&lt;br /&gt;and while some choose greed, I choose to plant seeds,&lt;br /&gt;for your mental, spirit and physical temple,&lt;br /&gt;Bob your head to it, there's the water you've been lead to it,&lt;br /&gt;Bathe in it, a long time you've been cravin it,&lt;br /&gt;Prance to it, use your third eye and glance through it,&lt;br /&gt;Your state of being, becoming advanced through it,&lt;br /&gt;While others rhyme with no reason I be breezin',&lt;br /&gt;Their mics I seize them, then I try 'em for treason,&lt;br /&gt;I used to always like to hang out,&lt;br /&gt;Now I lounge in the rest writin bombs while tracks bang out.&lt;br /&gt;I know you peeped me in the club then,&lt;br /&gt;but now I'm in your speaker, with the voice that you're lovin'.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;[&lt;i&gt;Song Notes&lt;/i&gt;: Since Guru grew up in Boston and eventually came to New York before making it big, I always look to GangStarr when the Yanks play the Sox. And man, this is my motherfuckin' jam right here. Guru at his finest with &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9qU2pytWgo" class="vt-p"&gt;a sick D.J. Premier beat&lt;/a&gt; (sampled from &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgvzafaxbP0" class="vt-p"&gt;this Young Holt Unlimited tune&lt;/a&gt;) jingling along underneath. Typically, I try not to quote an entire verse of the song, but the whole thing is just so damn smooth and contiguous, there's no logical place to cut it.] &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;(Forthcoming?)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-8618746569158956610?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/8618746569158956610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/game-108-what-im-here-4.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8618746569158956610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8618746569158956610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/game-108-what-im-here-4.html' title='Game 108: What I&apos;m Here 4'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1975624963219212666</id><published>2010-08-03T14:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-08-03T14:00:03.429-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wade boggs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hideki irabu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paul o&apos;neill'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Derek Jeter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tampa bay rays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cecil fielder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mariano rivera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baltimore orioles'/><title type='text'>Hellickson's Debut Causes Flashback</title><content type='html'>A.J. Burnett's fifth inning meltdown last night, coupled with another win by the Rays has New York and Tampa Bays knotted atop the AL East. The Rays won last night on the strength of an outstanding Major League debut by stud pitching prospect Jeremy Hellickson. Hellickson went seven innings of two run ball, allowing just six baserunners and fanning six.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That the touted rookie played such a critical role in the Rays climbing back into first for the first time since June 19th reminded of something that happened during the Yankees' stretch run in 1996.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Yankees had entered a tie for first place on April 28th and never looked back. Three months later, their lead over Baltimore swelled to an even dozen games. But from July 29th through September 16th, the Yanks went just 22-24 while the O's went a blistering 31-15. As Baltimore came to the Bronx for a critical three game series starting September 18th, the lead had shrunk to just three games.  The Yankees sent their ace, sophomore Andy Pettitte, to the mound that night. He carried a 21-8 record as he opposed Baltimore's Scott Erickson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Baltimore took a 1-0 in the top of the first on the strength of Brady Anderson leadoff double, a sacrifice bunt from Robbie Alomar, and an RBI groundout from Todd Zeile. The Yankees used the same blue print to tie the score in the fifth, with a double from Jim Leyritz, a bunt from Mariano Duncan, and an RBI groundout from Wade Boggs. Eddie Murray then singled home Bobby Bonilla in the seventh to put Baltimore up 2-1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Down to their final three outs and trailing by a run, the Yankees faced Oriole closer Randy Myers in the ninth. Paul O'Neill drew a leadoff walk. Hobbled by a torn hamstring that would plague him for the remainder of the year, O'Neill was lifted for pinch runner Ruben Rivera.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TFhVpWOOv6I/AAAAAAAABK0/Plap6h63dp4/s1600/rubenriv.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 360px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TFhVpWOOv6I/AAAAAAAABK0/Plap6h63dp4/s400/rubenriv.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501241113661325218" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A cousin of the Yankees then set-up man Mariano Rivera, it was Ruben who was more likely to be the future Hall of Famer as the two came up through the minor league system. Ruben won back-to-back MVP awards in the NY-Penn and South Atlantic Leagues in '93 and '94, was named the Yankees minor league player of the year by &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Baseball America&lt;/span&gt; for three years running, was the #2 overall prospect entering 1995, and the #3 overall entering 1996. Though Derek Jeter had beat Rivera to the punch in becoming a Big League regular, the two were considered equally promising prospects by the organization.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rivera moved to second when Cecil Fielder walked, then scored the tying run on Bernie Williams' RBI single. Mariano held the fort in the top of the tenth. Ruben was due up fourth in the bottom of the inning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Derek Jeter led off the inning with a base hit. Charlie Hayes bunted him to second, and Tim Raines' groundout moved him to third. With two outs and the winning run just 90 feet away, Rivera stepped into the box for just his 82nd Major League plate appearance. He was batting an impressive .270/.400/.460 on the season, but had been to the plate just 19 times in the three plus weeks since his last recall, going just four for sixteen with three walks in that time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Former Yankee Alan Mills was on the mound for Baltimore and had two bases open. But he needed just one out to extend the game for another inning, and he had top of his potent line up due to bat in the top half of the eleventh. Mills was going to go after the rusty rookie rather than take his chances with whoever would pinch hit for Pat Kelly (who had run for Fielder the inning before).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rivera fouled off the first two pitches, leaving him in an 0-2 hole. He battled back to even the count at 2-2, and on the fifth pitch of the at bat he lofted a hump back liner over the head of Robbie Alomar, giving the Yankees the win. The Yankee lead was back to four games; Baltimore would get no closer over the season's final eleven days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One week later the Yankees clinched their first division title in fifteen years when they took the first game of a doubleheader from the Brewers, a 19-2 rout. Rivera played right field that day, and despite the blowout score, took a pair of opportunities to show off his rocket right arm. The next day he awoke with shoulder soreness, which eventually required surgery the following spring. He never played for the Yankees after that, instead serving as the centerpiece of the package the Yankees shipped to San Diego for the rights to Hideki Irabu in April 1997.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TFhWQHnB4LI/AAAAAAAABLE/C870RyfJofg/s1600/jeremy_hellickson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TFhWQHnB4LI/AAAAAAAABLE/C870RyfJofg/s320/jeremy_hellickson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501241779753705650" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Rivera never fulfilled his promise in San Diego, or in any of his three other Major League stops. He had a chance to rejoin the Yankees as a back up outfielder in 2002, but blew that opportunity when he stole a glove from Derek Jeter's locker during Spring Training and sold it to a memorabilia dealer. After a brief return to the Yankees' minor league system in 2005, Rivera has spent the past four years posting impressive numbers in the Mexican League.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just as Rivera did fourteen years, Hellickson helped his team to a big victory last night. For Hellickson's sake I hope he fulfills his promise better than Rivera did. For the Yankees' sake, I hope Hellickson's heroics last night prove less decisive than Rivera's were on that September night against the O's.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-1975624963219212666?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/1975624963219212666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/hellicksons-debut-causes-flashback.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1975624963219212666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1975624963219212666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/08/hellicksons-debut-causes-flashback.html' title='Hellickson&apos;s Debut Causes Flashback'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ac7Qe5J2Hlo/TFhVpWOOv6I/AAAAAAAABK0/Plap6h63dp4/s72-c/rubenriv.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1634430094396662743</id><published>2010-07-30T17:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-30T17:55:33.465-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trade deadline'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elvis Presley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TRADE'/><title type='text'>Bright Light City</title><content type='html'>The bright lights of New York have apparently set Lance Berkman's soul on fire. Twenty four hours from now he can officially waive his 10 and 5 rights and approve a trade to the Yankees.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The price is reportedly a non-prospect minor leaguer, with the Astros' main benefit coming in the form of salary relief. Berkman is owed $7.3M for the remainder of 2010 plus a $2M buyout on his $15M club option for next year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to the Big Apple Fat Elvis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And thanks to all you Fackers for your friendly comments on our sort of farewell post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2Rj5FJfBKZ8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2Rj5FJfBKZ8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-1634430094396662743?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/1634430094396662743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/bright-light-city.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1634430094396662743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1634430094396662743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/bright-light-city.html' title='Bright Light City'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-7912490557699269305</id><published>2010-07-29T09:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-29T15:03:46.760-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nautical anaolgies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='google reader'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='derek trucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cop out'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Wire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogosphere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meta'/><title type='text'>Sailing On</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TFFnK5g3xqI/AAAAAAAAFC4/CLRhD4IPelA/s1600/Ships_Sailing_Ship_008193_.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TFFnK5g3xqI/AAAAAAAAFC4/CLRhD4IPelA/s400/Ships_Sailing_Ship_008193_.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5499290056931133090" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This won't come as any surprise to those of you who have been trying to keep up with this site despite the lack of content lately, but Matt and I wanted to officially say that we are taking a step back from the day-to-day grind of blogging.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;This summer has been a busy one for both of us and despite our best efforts, we just haven't been able to post a steady volume of content. The best blogs are the ones that are updated frequently enough to make you want to check them at least once a day. I'd like to think that we achieved that status for a pretty long stretch here (over a year and a half), however, it requires a massive amount of time and dedication maintain that pace, two things that are in very short supply right now. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As Dennis "Cutty" Wise said in one of the more poorly acted scenes in the greatest television show of all time, "&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YLl2S95dBM" class="vt-p"&gt;the game ain't in me no more&lt;/a&gt;". &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm hardly at my computer at all during the day, which has taken me out of the rhythm of writing and Matt's schedule has been especially frenetic as of late. Maintaining a blog shouldn't feel like an obligation, and when you are doing it as a hobby, don't have a huge readership and the only chances you have to write most days come before and after work, eventually the inspiration to read and write voraciously enough to blog competently is going to dry up. It was only a matter of time. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not as if we are going to shut down the site completely, however. We just aren't going to attempt to keep up with previews for every game and there likely won't be any recaps either. Instead, we'll probably end up writing more analytical or historical pieces, jumping into the conversation every so often instead of trying to tread water and keep up with torrent of news and issues going on with the Yanks on a daily basis. If we find the time to post, this is where it will go, but whether that will be every couple of days, once a week or even less will vary.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As I have many times in the past, I would suggest starting up an account on Google Reader and subscribing to our feed. That way, you'll be automatically notified when we post something as opposed to having to come to the site and check, which could get pretty annoying as the flow of posts slows to a trickle. If you want to keep up with us on a more frequent basis, you can follow our shared items on GReader (&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/05620597876245967995" class="vt-p"&gt;Jay&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/08786460400115395926" class="vt-p"&gt;Matt&lt;/a&gt;) as well. We got a pretty fantastic crew of ShareBros including the &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/bkabak" class="vt-p"&gt;dudes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/12581158005997262564" class="vt-p"&gt;from&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/09158729311521458736" class="vt-p"&gt;River Ave. Blues&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/13097749179808213898" class="vt-p"&gt;Moshe&lt;/a&gt; from TYU, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/jonahkeri" class="vt-p"&gt;Jonah Keri&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/baldrige" class="vt-p"&gt;Tommy Bennett&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/iracane" class="vt-p"&gt;Rob Iracane&lt;/a&gt; from Walk Off Walk, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/14556215273779042631" class="vt-p"&gt;Lar&lt;/a&gt; from Wezen-Ball, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/15623688335622209226" class="vt-p"&gt;Andy Hutchins&lt;/a&gt; from The Sporting Blog and many others.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;See you around, Fackers. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4AN72kqxixo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4AN72kqxixo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Sailin' on, sailin' on,&lt;br /&gt;I can hear sweet voices singin, hear sweet music playin',&lt;br /&gt;Sailin' on, sailin' on,&lt;br /&gt;Oh, I wish you were here with me when I'm sailin on.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-7912490557699269305?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/7912490557699269305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/sailing-on.html#comment-form' title='17 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7912490557699269305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7912490557699269305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/sailing-on.html' title='Sailing On'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TFFnK5g3xqI/AAAAAAAAFC4/CLRhD4IPelA/s72-c/Ships_Sailing_Ship_008193_.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>17</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-6536053667668327697</id><published>2010-07-23T14:45:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-24T07:04:04.790-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='milestones'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kanye west'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='home run record'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aj burnett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PEDs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joe posnanski'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kansas city royals'/><title type='text'>Game 94: Flashing Lights</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEnfZim6zzI/AAAAAAAAFCw/CgxnEQNlbAk/s1600/1021080252_015064b42f%5B1%5D.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;In the three years my two friends and I had our Yankees Saturday package, we were only in our seats one time when the first pitch was thrown. The trek typically began from my apartment on the Upper West Side and it's tough to get three hungover dudes up, showered, out the door, on the subway, through the turnstiles, up into the upper deck in time for a 1:00pm start. We never left before the game ended, we just had real issues with getting there on time. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;But &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA200708040.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;August 4th, 2007&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;, we decided we absolutely had be seated in Section 7, Row M, seats 15-17 before Phil Hughes through his first pitch. We took it somewhat easy the night before, got up early, ate breakfast and hopped on the train by noon. We were milling around outside the stadium at 12:45 and were in line to get beers when the National Anthem came on. It was a balmy summer day, probably near 90, and I remember removing my hat and listening to the recording play as the line momentarily stood still. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;Phil Hughes worked a 1-2-3 first inning and after Derek Jeter singled and Bobby Abreu drew a walk, Alex Rodriguez came to the plate looking for his 500th career home run. This was the one and only reason we had been anxious to get there early - the chance that he came to the plate in the first inning. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEnfZim6zzI/AAAAAAAAFCw/CgxnEQNlbAk/s320/1021080252_015064b42f%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497170450062167858" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;He had gone eight games since his last homer and each night, what stood out - as it did during Jeter's pursuit of Gehrig - were the countless camera flashes that would go off when he was at the plate. Although the electricity surrounding each at bat - both literally and figuratively - had diminished by that Saturday afternoon, there was still a palpable sense of anticipation in the stands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It wasn't there for long, because on the first pitch off of Kyle Davies, he launched a high, hooking drive right down the left field line. A-Rod was leaning on his right side, staring at the ball through his sunglasses to see if it would stay fair, but from our perfectly positioned seats, it was already obvious that it was gone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;As Joe Posnanski &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://joeposnanski.si.com/2010/07/23/a-rod-and-600/" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;beautifully detailed earlier today&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;, the milestone home run numbers have lost much of their luster over the past 20 or so years, but it didn't feel like it to us at that point. Just by shear luck, that homer came on a Saturday home game and we had the chance to witness something that, even though it's less rare than it used to be, still doesn't happen very often. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;Just under two years, ninety-nine homers and some image-shattering PED revelations later, A-Rod is on the cusp of another big, round number. He hit his first Major League homer against the Royals and his 499th, 500th and 599th against them too. He has three homers in 10 plate appearances (seven ABs) against tonight's starter, Brian Bannister. He will be facing Davies - the man who served up #500 - tomorrow and Anthony "career 2.6HR/9IP" Lerew on Sunday. Perhaps his search for 600 will drag on like the quest for 500 did, but it seems likely that he'll pull it off sometime this weekend. If he does it tonight, you can be sure it will happen under plenty of flashing lights.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ila-hAUXR5U&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ila-hAUXR5U&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;As you recall, you know I love to show off,&lt;br /&gt;But you never thought that I would take it this far,&lt;br /&gt;What do you know? Flashing lights, lights,&lt;br /&gt;What do you know? Flashing lights, lights.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/23/dh-day-for-posada/" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yankee Lineup:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada DH&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Francisco Cervelli C&lt;br /&gt;Colin Curtis RF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RHP A.J. Burnett&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;A.J. Burnett RHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-6536053667668327697?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/6536053667668327697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-94-flashing-lights.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/6536053667668327697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/6536053667668327697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-94-flashing-lights.html' title='Game 94: Flashing Lights'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEnfZim6zzI/AAAAAAAAFCw/CgxnEQNlbAk/s72-c/1021080252_015064b42f%5B1%5D.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-7674981882028950070</id><published>2010-07-22T23:15:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T23:19:00.160-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='milestones'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jorge Posada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Derek Jeter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yuniesky betancourt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inside the park home run'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scott Podsednik'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kansas city royals'/><title type='text'>Game 93 WPA Chart</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEkJ72EtkNI/AAAAAAAAFCg/LY6f4aJNQp4/s1600/game+93.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 220px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEkJ72EtkNI/AAAAAAAAFCg/LY6f4aJNQp4/s400/game+93.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496935743914610898" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-7674981882028950070?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/7674981882028950070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-93-wpa-chart.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7674981882028950070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7674981882028950070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-93-wpa-chart.html' title='Game 93 WPA Chart'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEkJ72EtkNI/AAAAAAAAFCg/LY6f4aJNQp4/s72-c/game+93.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4993527494874225151</id><published>2010-07-22T16:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T16:04:12.253-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zack greinke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lefty lefty match ups'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='home runs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='regression'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kansas city royals'/><title type='text'>Game 93: The Royal Scam</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Tonight, the Yankees welcome the Royals to the Bronx for the first of a four game set. Luckily, Zack Greinke faced the Blue Jays last night (allowing two runs over 8 innings) and the Yanks will miraculously dodge him this time around. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;CC Sabathia will take the mound for the Bombers this evening, a welcome relief after the bullpen has had to soak up 21 2/3 innings in the past three games because of Andy Pettitte's injury, A.J. Burnett's temper and Phil Hughes and Javier Vazquez's collective inability to get an out in the sixth inning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Big Fella draws consummate journeyman Bruce Chen (&lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/chenbr01.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;10 teams in 12 MLB seasons&lt;/a&gt;) tonight, who has the next lowest ERA in the Royals' starting rotation behind their young ace and is the only one who has a winning record (5-3). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Chen is walking a batter almost every other frame so far this season and striking out just over seven batters per nine innings. However, he has managed to keep his ERA and FIP down by allowing just six homers in 57.2 IP (0.94/9IP) due to a home run to fly ball ratio (7.1%) which is just about half of his career mark (14.1%).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Unless Chen has discovered some sort of magical formula for keeping the ball in the park, he is due to give up a few longballs. Fortunately for him, Chen is a lefthander, but maybe the Yankees can aid him regression to the mean tonight anyway. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lRjItDLnAwc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lRjItDLnAwc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;And they wandered in,&lt;br /&gt;From the city of St. John,&lt;br /&gt;Without a dime,&lt;br /&gt;Wearing coats that shined.&lt;br /&gt;Both red and green,&lt;br /&gt;Colors from their sunny island,&lt;br /&gt;From their boats of iron,&lt;br /&gt;They looked upon the promised land.&lt;br /&gt;Where surely life was sweet,&lt;br /&gt;On the rising tide,&lt;br /&gt;To New York City,&lt;br /&gt;Did they ride into the street.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See the glory,&lt;br /&gt;Of the royal scam.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;-&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/22/thames-back-at-dh-vs-kc/" class="vt-p"&gt;Lineup(s)&lt;/a&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yankees&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span&gt;: Marcus Thames is DH'ing against the lefty as Jorge Posada returns behind the plate. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Marcus Thames DH&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4993527494874225151?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4993527494874225151/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-93-royal-scam.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4993527494874225151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4993527494874225151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-93-royal-scam.html' title='Game 93: The Royal Scam'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4481655444239226556</id><published>2010-07-22T07:15:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T07:28:57.037-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WWII'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='catchers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='world series'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Army'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='armed forces'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='1961'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='denver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yogi berra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minor leagues'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='managers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george steinbrenner'/><title type='text'>Ralph Houk: 1919-2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgoTuiARSI/AAAAAAAAFCY/ebYjtkDOsnc/s1600/ralphhouk.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgnx5Lit4I/AAAAAAAAFCQ/IG6XdYUuIQc/s1600/BE025259.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 379px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgnx5Lit4I/AAAAAAAAFCQ/IG6XdYUuIQc/s400/BE025259.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496687083321997186" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgnR_yAHiI/AAAAAAAAFCI/E6O-EMZS3R0/s1600/U1072257INP.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgmoMkpCxI/AAAAAAAAFCA/pXgZmOIhpCQ/s1600/Ralph+Houk.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgmLPqCHmI/AAAAAAAAFB4/_UTCNE6ZUdM/s1600/861891.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEglpFICotI/AAAAAAAAFBw/MDdZrDk1_cM/s1600/houk_ralph.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;He was nowhere near the mythical figure of George Steinbrenner or the constantly stately presence of Bob Sheppard, but yesterday, just a few weeks shy of his 91st birthday, former Yankee catcher, manager, and general manager Ralph Houk passed away in his home in Winter Haven, Florida. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Drafted by the Yankees in 1939, Houk played three years of minor league ball before voluntarily enlisting with the Army Rangers. He attended Officer Candidate School at Fort Riley in Kentucky and eventually participated in the invasion of Normandy and The Battle of the Bulge. After being shot in the calf during the latter, he returned to the battlefield immediately after he had the wound bandaged. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Later in that same battle, Houk disappeared for three days after he was sent him out to doing some scouting of enemy troops, his &lt;a href="http://www.baseballinwartime.com/player_biographies/houk_ralph.htm" class="vt-p"&gt;commanding officer recalled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;When he turned up he had a three-day growth of beard and hand grenades hanging all over him. He was back of the enemy lines the entire time. I know he must have enjoyed himself. He had a hole in one side of his helmet, and a hole in the other where the bullet left. When I told him about his helmet, he said 'I could have swore I heard a ricochet.' We marked him 'absent without leave' but were glad to have him back alive.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Houk returned from the war decorated with a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with an oak leaf cluster and a Purple Heart and earned the nickname The Major. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgnR_yAHiI/AAAAAAAAFCI/E6O-EMZS3R0/s320/U1072257INP.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496686535338106402" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 320px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;When he rejoined the Yankees in 1946, he started in AA and made the jump to AAA mid-way through the season. When the '47 season rolled around, he found himself serving as Yogi Berra's back up for the Big League club and &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA194704260.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;went 3 for 3 with a double and a walk in his debut&lt;/a&gt; on April 26th. He only made it to the plate 104 times in that season, and it would turn out to be a career high, never amassing more than 14 in the remainder of his &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/houkra01.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;eight years with the Yankees&lt;/a&gt;. During all that downtime, he talked with the pitchers out int he bullpen and started collecting an impressive amount of knowledge about all angles of the game.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He began his career as a manager before he even hung up his cleats. The &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Houk#Coaching_career" class="vt-p"&gt;Yankees named him manager of their AAA team&lt;/a&gt; at the time, the Denver Bears, and he strapped on his gear and took a couple of hacks at the plate in 1955 before deciding his days as a player were over. In 1958, he left Denver to serve as Casey Stengel's first base coach, where he remained for three years.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The experiences The Major had in the army ended up coming in handy when he took over for the ousted Stengel before the 1961 season, as &lt;a href="http://www.baseballinwartime.com/player_biographies/houk_ralph.htm" class="vt-p"&gt;he said&lt;/a&gt; in an interview with Time Magazine:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Being in the war probably helped my managing. It made me understand the problems young men have and the pressures they go through not only in a war but in baseball.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;By most accounts, Houk was a "player's manager" but possessed a fierce temper which he would occasionally direct towards the umpiring crew. He wouldn't throw one of his men under the bus to the media, but he would unload on them behind closed doors if he perceived a lack of effort.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Houk would arrive to the ballpark four hours early - something that wasn't nearly as common is those days as it is now - to begin preparing for the day's game. He spent that time looking over line up cards and strategizing with his coaches and scouts about the opponent to see if he could "&lt;a href="http://www.baseballinwartime.com/player_biographies/houk_ralph.htm" class="vt-p"&gt;pick up one or two little things&lt;/a&gt;". &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgmLPqCHmI/AAAAAAAAFB4/_UTCNE6ZUdM/s320/861891.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496685319828938338" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;His disciplined preparation - along with an incredibly loaded roster - brought the Yankees two World Series titles in his first two seasons at the helm and an AL Pennant in the third. After the 1963 season, however, Houk became general manager and asked Yogi Berra to be his skipper. The Yanks lost in the Fall Classic again in 1964 and Houk (unpopularly) fired Berra and replaced him with Jonny Keane. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;After Keane led the team to a 77-85 record in 1965 (good for just 6th place in the AL after five consecutive pennants) and began the '66 season 4-16, Houk took over as manager once again. The Yanks finished in last place that, 9th out of 10 the following season, and had descended into mediocrity. Houk's final season as the Yanks' skipper was in 1973, the last year that the team was still owned by CBS. George Steinbrenner asked Houk to return, promising to bring him talent and restore the once-great franchise but demoralized by the fans' constant booing, Houk decided to move on. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgoTuiARSI/AAAAAAAAFCY/ebYjtkDOsnc/s200/ralphhouk.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496687664578970914" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 141px; height: 200px; color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; " /&gt;&lt;div&gt;From New York, The Major went to Detroit, managing the Tigers through five marginal seasons from '74 to '78. He also skippered the Red Sox from 1981 to 1984 but had no division titles to show for his efforts in either stop. He became vice president of the Twins in 1986 and held that post in 1989, when he decided to retire for good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Despite spending the end of his career with other organizations, Houk is best remembered as a Yankee. Although he wasn't a big part of it, the Yankees won six World Series in his eight years as a player. His managerial career started with the legendary summer of '61 and ended just before George Steinbrenner took over the team in 1973. He was a great solidier and baseball man who lived a long, proud life. Rest in peace, Major.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4481655444239226556?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4481655444239226556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/ralph-houk-1919-2010.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4481655444239226556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4481655444239226556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/ralph-houk-1919-2010.html' title='Ralph Houk: 1919-2010'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEgnx5Lit4I/AAAAAAAAFCQ/IG6XdYUuIQc/s72-c/BE025259.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4182009635644598266</id><published>2010-07-20T16:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-20T16:00:01.574-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='all-star break'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phil hughes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rookie starters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the long road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='off night'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phish'/><title type='text'>Game 92: 46 Days</title><content type='html'>For some odd reason, even though the Yankees got a late start after the All-Star Break and weren't doing any traveling after the three game series against the Rays, yesterday was an off day for them. It doesn't really matter now, but that rest probably could have come in handy sometime during &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/07/will-this-long-stretch-again-define-the-yanks-season-32297/" class="vt-p"&gt;the next 46 days&lt;/a&gt;, during which the Yankees are scheduled to play 44 games. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Tonight, Phil Hughes takes the mound for the first time since taking the loss in the All-Star Game. Fortunately he'll be facing the &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/teams.aspx?pos=all&amp;amp;lg=al&amp;amp;stats=bat&amp;amp;type=1&amp;amp;season=2010&amp;amp;month=0" class="vt-p"&gt;relatively marginal&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/winss.aspx?team=Angels&amp;amp;pos=all&amp;amp;stats=bat&amp;amp;qual=0&amp;amp;type=1&amp;amp;season=2010&amp;amp;month=0" class="vt-p"&gt;Angels' lineup&lt;/a&gt; instead of the best players in the National League and the opposing pitcher will be 22 year old right hander Sean O'Sullivan, who has only 58 MLB innings under his belt and a &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=osulli001sea" class="vt-p"&gt;relatively uninspiring Minor League career&lt;/a&gt; backing that up.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Yanks have a two and a half game lead over the Rays at the moment and perhaps there isn't much reason for concern, as &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/07/will-this-long-stretch-again-define-the-yanks-season-32297/" class="vt-p"&gt;Joe from River Ave. Blues said this morning&lt;/a&gt;. But as they begin this tough stretch, most of which they will likely have to navigate without Andy Pettitte, it would be nice if Hughes and the offense can get them off on the right foot against the Halos.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hoqJkF0vhAc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hoqJkF0vhAc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Leigh Fordham sold me out,&lt;br /&gt;46 days and the coal ran out,&lt;br /&gt;Please come round here another day,&lt;br /&gt;Sit yourself down when you're ready to stay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She dug down when they took the town,&lt;br /&gt;Lookin' for clues but they couldn't be found,&lt;br /&gt;Leigh found out she was ready to roam,&lt;br /&gt;47 days and the coal came home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taste the fear,&lt;br /&gt;For the devil's drawing near.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;[&lt;i&gt;Song Notes&lt;/i&gt;: There's a few numerical coincidences here, with 46 being Andy Pettitte's number as well as half of 92. This is a relatively new Phish tune, off of the album &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Room" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Round Room&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, which they released in 2002.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineup(s)-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/20/miranda-at-dh-for-angels-opener/" class="vt-p"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;/b&gt;Jonathan Albaladejo, who has been doing excellent work this season as Scranton's closer (&lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=albala001jon" class="vt-p"&gt;46.2 IP, 0.96 ERA&lt;/a&gt; and a club record 31 saves already) has &lt;a href="http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2010/07/yankees_to_call_up_reliever_jo.html" class="vt-p"&gt;been called up to take Andy Pettitte's roster spot&lt;/a&gt;. The Yanks have passed over him for guys like Mark Melancon, Ivan Nova, Romulo Sanchez and (repeatedly) Boone Logan this season, but Albie is finally joining the Big League club for the first time in 2010 tonight. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He doesn't have to eat up batters (4.8 Hs, 2.4 BBs &amp;amp; 11.8 Ks per 9) like he has been doing in the minors to be valuable to the team. He just has to be better than he has in the parts of three seasons he's spent in the Majors or just more effective than fucking Joba, neither of which is asking a whole lot. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As for the lineup, Jorge Posada will be behind the plate while Curtis Granderson hits 7th and Juan Miranda DH's and bats 8th against the righty O'Sullivan. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Ganderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Juan Miranda DH&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4182009635644598266?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4182009635644598266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-92-46-days.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4182009635644598266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4182009635644598266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-92-46-days.html' title='Game 92: 46 Days'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8354937114486264001</id><published>2010-07-20T09:00:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-20T12:25:07.162-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='San Diego Padres'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Contracts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extension'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mode'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PEDs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HGH'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='adderall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='managers'/><title type='text'>Bud “Contract Year” Black Cashes In</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEWF-kM3LVI/AAAAAAAAFBo/e1k1F0gCQ4k/s1600/090522+Padres+vs+Cubs+CH+DSC_4012_Bud+Black.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;In case you've been concerned in regards to the whereabout of the authors of this blog, fear not, we have not died in a boating accident or absconded the with considerable fortunes accrued from maintaining this site to &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lost-City-Deadly-Obsession-Amazon/dp/0385513534" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;i&gt;search for traces of the last expedition of Colonel Percy Harrison Fawcett in the jungles of the Amazon&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;However, Matt is at a conference for work and I have been tied up with some obligations of my own during the work week that have been keeping me away from the computer. And when the weekends roll around, both of us have been trying to enjoy our respective summers to the fullest, which leaves little time for writing things on the internet. We'll be back pretty soon, but the content is going to be a little sparse for the next couple of days. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;Luckily, a long time commenter who would like to be identified simply as "Marmaduke Ramirez Washington" was kind enough to submit a guest post. It's not about the Yankees, but I think you'll still enjoy it. Take it away, 'Duke:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEWF-kM3LVI/AAAAAAAAFBo/e1k1F0gCQ4k/s320/090522+Padres+vs+Cubs+CH+DSC_4012_Bud+Black.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495946230191566162" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 255px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Following in the steps Vernon Wells, Kevin Brown and every other player that happened to have the best season of their life in their contract year, Bud Black received a 3 year extension to manage the San Diego Padres on Monday. After 2 years of leading his team to winning percentages of .389 and .463, Black has the Padres 17 games over .500 and in first place in the NL West.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Obviously he is putting a lot more effort into his managerial duties this year as opposed to the 2 previous seasons.  The question is, “Why didn’t he try harder to make San Diego a winning franchise in 2008 and 2009?”  Some baseball insiders think that Black saw a wide open free agent market for managers during the 2010 off-season prompting him to take his position as a manager much more seriously this year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While not confirmed, rumors have been surfacing that Black took courses in “Advanced Statistics 101” and “Manage a Winning Sports Franchise on a Shoestring Budget 1a and 1b”  at San Diego’s Mesa College during the winter.  Other sources indicate that he attended a National League managers' convention during the offseason, which included a two day seminar on the double switch, because there’s obviously much more to it than checking who recently batted, moving the new pitcher to that spot in the order while inserting a new position player into the previous pitcher’s spot in the order.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One unemployed manager who wishes to remain anonymous is also questioning whether or not Black is taking performance enhancing drugs to gain an edge over other managers in the NL West.  “How many 53 year old mangers have taken a team that has perpetually been in the bottom of the National League under his own watch and now, all of a sudden, they have the best record in the league?  I’m telling you, that kind of improvement out of nowhere can only be the results of using copious amounts of PEDs - &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3156305" class="vt-p"&gt;HGH&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4148907" class="vt-p"&gt;hGC&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/04/ethics-of-adderall.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Adderall&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.newsweek.com/2008/02/05/baseball-s-other-drug-problem.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Ritalin&lt;/a&gt;, whatever it is.”  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He also added, “Have you seen the size of his head?” [&lt;i&gt;Ed. note: The source may have been confusing Black with the previous Padres, and current Giants manager Bruce Bochy who reportedly wears a size 8 ¾ hat.&lt;/i&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people inside the game feel that Black has finally come into his own as a manager after years of limited success and is really stepping it up when the money is on the line. But is there more to his success than meets the eye?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-8354937114486264001?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/8354937114486264001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/bud-contract-year-black-cashes-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8354937114486264001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8354937114486264001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/bud-contract-year-black-cashes-in.html' title='Bud “Contract Year” Black Cashes In'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEWF-kM3LVI/AAAAAAAAFBo/e1k1F0gCQ4k/s72-c/090522+Padres+vs+Cubs+CH+DSC_4012_Bud+Black.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-6340756477581595112</id><published>2010-07-16T17:00:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-17T07:21:25.487-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='james sheilds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hip hop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tampa bay rays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george steinbrenner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='classified'/><title type='text'>Game 89: Inspiration</title><content type='html'>When this evening's game gets under way, barring any inclement weather, it will be the first 7:00 ET start the Yankees have had since &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA201006300.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;June 30th&lt;/a&gt; - everything since then has either been a day game, a late night west coast start or an off day. It will be the Bombers' first home game since the &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA201007040.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;4th of July&lt;/a&gt;, which was also George Steinbrenner's birthday. The atmosphere will no doubt be enhanced this evening as there are plans to honor the Boss as well as the Voice of God during &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/night_of_ceremony_at_stadium_Uy8AUOhfBPwUZjC3z1Ch4M?CMP=OTC-rss&amp;amp;FEEDNAME=" class="vt-p"&gt;ceremonies which are scheduled to begin at about 6:45&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As was the case when they left off last Sunday, CC Sabathia will be taking the hill for the Yankees. Getting the first start after the break lines the Big Fella up for the best shot at 20 wins among him Hughes and Pettitte, who both have 11 victories. Given that Sabathia is sitting with 12 and figures to get the most chances from here on out (15 or 16, perhaps), if he pitches well, that milestone should be well within his grasp.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;CC will be squaring off against James Shields and the Rays, who are two games behind the Yankees in the standings, meaning that this series could potentially transfer the lead in the division. On the other hand, it might give the Yankees a chance to establish a little breathing room from themselves.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Even though this isn't technically the start of the second half - as it is so often referred to as - it does represent somewhat of a new beginning for the Yanks. They are now officially without the one person who is responsible for making them the team they are and the most recognizable voice associated with the franchise. Let's hope the Yanks can find some inspiration in the recent losses of Sheppard and Steinbrenner and start the rest of the season off on the right foot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-wYBB7lrMOk&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-wYBB7lrMOk&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;I barely knew the guy, but shit it hit me fairly quick,&lt;br /&gt;We all forget how much life should be admired,&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes we all forget how our music does inspire.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/16/lineups-miranda-up-starts-at-dh/" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yankees&lt;/b&gt;: The Yanks have called up Juan Miranda to take Kevin Russo's place on the 25 man roster and he gets the start at DH tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Miranda DH&lt;br /&gt;Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rays&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Upton CF&lt;br /&gt;Crawford LF&lt;br /&gt;Longoria 3B&lt;br /&gt;Pena 1B&lt;br /&gt;Zobrist 2B&lt;br /&gt;Shoppach C&lt;br /&gt;Aybar DH&lt;br /&gt;Kapler RF&lt;br /&gt;Bartlett SS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-6340756477581595112?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/6340756477581595112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-89-inspiration.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/6340756477581595112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/6340756477581595112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-89-inspiration.html' title='Game 89: Inspiration'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4050343478244541624</id><published>2010-07-16T09:00:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-16T09:00:00.329-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='overrated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='major league'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joba chamberlain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='catchers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='price is right'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='john sickels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='links'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jonah keri'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george steinbrenner'/><title type='text'>Friday Linkstravaganza</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEBP7n7rY4I/AAAAAAAAFBg/q40ZpV_3csE/s1600/STAMPSTANDALONE-0716_GDA1GSJ1J.1%2BNegro+Leagues+Baseball.JPG.embedded.prod_affiliate.156.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 128px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEBP7n7rY4I/AAAAAAAAFBg/q40ZpV_3csE/s400/STAMPSTANDALONE-0716_GDA1GSJ1J.1%2BNegro+Leagues+Baseball.JPG.embedded.prod_affiliate.156.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494479431142171522" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEBOcsCPvjI/AAAAAAAAFBY/C2F_pso7Zys/s1600/Sheppard+Memorial+Patch.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;They are &lt;a href="http://www.kansascity.com/2010/07/15/2086327/negro-leagues-stamps-unveiled.html" class="vt-p"&gt;making Negro Leagues stamps&lt;/a&gt;? Awesome. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Without getting into subjective things like game calling and pitch framing, Mike from River Ave. Blue &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/07/looking-at-the-defense-of-yankee-catchers-32015/" class="vt-p"&gt;attempted to quantify the defensive contributions of Major League catchers&lt;/a&gt;, with emphasis of course on Jorge Posada and Francisco Cervelli. Using stolen bases, caught stealing, wild pitches and passed balls, Mike created cRSAA/180 (Catcher's Runs Saved Above Average per 180 innings). A key point: it's a good thing Cervelli is hitting, because he's not the defensive whiz he was in the minors. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;According to &lt;a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1172061/index.htm" class="vt-p"&gt;a survey conducted among MLB players by Sports Illustrated&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/who-do-the-players-find-overrated/" class="vt-p"&gt;Joba Chamberlain is the most overrated player in the league&lt;/a&gt; and by more than double the next closest guy (A-Rod, obviously). Translation: guys who play for other clubs really don't like him and resent the attention he got when he first broke into the league. Does he get more recognition than he deserves because of his unique name and what he did in 2007? Absolutely. Do people who look at baseball objectively overvalue what he does? I don't think so. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sparked by a conversation on Google Reader about &lt;a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/4333/second-half-previews-a-l" class="vt-p"&gt;a paragraph on Rob Neyer's blog&lt;/a&gt; by two of the guys from &lt;a href="http://itsaboutthemoney.net/" class="vt-p"&gt;IIATMS&lt;/a&gt;, Moshe Mandel from TYU talked a little bit &lt;a href="http://www.theyankeeu.com/2010/07/who-is-a-contender-if-not-the-yankees-19702" class="vt-p"&gt;about what makes a team "championship-caliber"&lt;/a&gt;. I agree with Moshe: we don't need to get ahead of ourselves, but if the Yankees don't deserve that distinction right now, then no team does.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Speaking of those gents from IIATMS, they, along with a few others, &lt;a href="http://itsaboutthemoney.net/archives/2010/07/12/on-sale-now-its-about-the-moneys-2010-trade-deadline-primer/" class="vt-p"&gt;wrote a trade deadline primer&lt;/a&gt; which you can &lt;a href="http://twinscentric.myshopify.com/products/its-about-the-moneys-2010-trade-deadline-primer" class="vt-p"&gt;purchase here&lt;/a&gt; for $10. It's packed with information about where the Yankees stand and who they might be looking to fill some of the gaps in their roster with.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;According to TiqIQ, who has a really cool partnership with River Ave. Blues, the &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/07/secondary-market-prices-up-nearly-100-percent-for-friday-31991/" class="vt-p"&gt;secondary market prices were climbing&lt;/a&gt; for Friday night's game even before it was &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704682604575369323369714524.html?mod=rss_newyork_sports" class="vt-p"&gt;announced that the Yankees would be honoring George Steinbrenner and Bob Sheppard&lt;/a&gt;. The fact that is the first home game since the 4th of July on a Friday night certainly is helping raise those prices.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEBOcsCPvjI/AAAAAAAAFBY/C2F_pso7Zys/s320/Sheppard+Memorial+Patch.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494477800155889202" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 320px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;Is it just me, or does The Boss deserve a better commemorative patch than &lt;a href="http://bombersbeat.mlblogs.com/GMS%20Memorial%20Patch.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;. Bob Sheppard's, on the other hand, &lt;a href="http://bombersbeat.mlblogs.com/Sheppard%20Memorial%20Patch.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;is pretty sharp&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Red Sox fans payed tribute to George Steinbrenner and Bob Sheppard and were respectful about it. &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/16/sports/baseball/16fenway.html&amp;amp;OQ=_rQ3D1Q26refQ3Dsports&amp;amp;OP=68feb26aQ2FoyQ3BQ51oc1Q23Q26Q22115jojQ5D(Q5DoQ5Dpo(loQ26k1Q225Q26oQ51Q25Q26Q3BQ51Q25nno(lzQ3BvyQ25Q2AQ27W5Nn" class="vt-p"&gt;Seriously&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hey look, the All-Star Game &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/all-star-game-gets-worst-television-ratings-of-all-time.php" class="vt-p"&gt;got the lowest ratings of all time&lt;/a&gt;. It might have been the interminable pregame ceremonies or the 8:50PM ET start, but I'd like to think that, without a hook like the last year of Yankee Stadium or something, mostly because of the infinite pitching changes and cameos by position players the ASG really just sucks. This isn't Little League, not everyone has to appear in the damn game.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You probably noticed that the radar gun was lighting up on Tuesday night. The appropriately-named Mike Fast at The Hardball Times &lt;a href="http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/blog_article/were-the-all-stars-really-throwing-that-hard/" class="vt-p"&gt;looks into whether or not the readings were accurate&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In response to an email from a Twitter follower, Jonah Keri &lt;a href="http://jonahkeri.com/2010/07/15/yunel-escobar/" class="vt-p"&gt;put together "a few" (more like a dozen) thoughts&lt;/a&gt; on some of the deeper (social, racial) implications of the Yunel Escobar for Alex Gonzalez trade.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Minor league maven John Sickels &lt;a href="http://www.minorleagueball.com/2010/7/14/1569303/ricky-vaughn-career-stats" class="vt-p"&gt;projected &lt;i&gt;Major League&lt;/i&gt; character Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn's career statistics&lt;/a&gt;. Unsurprisingly, his propensity for free passes kept him from being truly dominant.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ben Nicholson-Smith from MLBTR had an &lt;a href="http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/07/a-look-at-the-path-from-indy-ball-to-the-majors.html" class="vt-p"&gt;excellent profile of Daniel Nava&lt;/a&gt;, who signed with the Red Sox for a whopping $1 back in 2008 and is producing for the Big Leauge club now.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEBLirUUoXI/AAAAAAAAFBI/pksJ1VeZwrU/s320/St.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494474604507603314" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 187px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;Not golf-related, but Wright Thompson has a typically great feature piece up at ESPN.com about &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=100712/standrews" class="vt-p"&gt;the history of St. Andrews&lt;/a&gt;.  A nice companion piece to some early morning British Open viewing, I say.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Perhaps you heard about the suicide bombings that took place in Kampala, Uganda that targeted a viewing of the World Cup final at a rugby club. Well, my sister is actually in Kampala right now. She was nowhere near the bombings and is just fine, but if you'd like to read her reaction to the attacks, &lt;a href="http://uarockefellercollege.blogspot.com/2010/07/tragic-end-to-world-cup-revelry.html" class="vt-p"&gt;here it is&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My buddy Frank has tickets to the Lacrosse World Championships, which had to be reshuffled because &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5588016/the-iroquois-nationals-long-nightmare-is-almost-over" class="vt-p"&gt;English officials initially wouldn't accept the hand-written passports presented by the Iroquois Nation's team&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not at all sports-related, but here is &lt;a href="http://www.esquire.com/features/impossible/price-is-right-perfect-bid-0810" class="vt-p"&gt;a great story&lt;/a&gt; about the guy did an incredible amount of research before he appeared on Price is Right and whose appearance culminated with him guessing the exact price of the Showcase Showdown. But was it just preparation and luck? The producers of the show think the fix was in. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4050343478244541624?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4050343478244541624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/friday-linkstravaganza.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4050343478244541624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4050343478244541624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/friday-linkstravaganza.html' title='Friday Linkstravaganza'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TEBP7n7rY4I/AAAAAAAAFBg/q40ZpV_3csE/s72-c/STAMPSTANDALONE-0716_GDA1GSJ1J.1%2BNegro+Leagues+Baseball.JPG.embedded.prod_affiliate.156.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-965736033873490669</id><published>2010-07-14T09:00:00.013-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-15T00:28:28.182-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ego-maniacal dickfaces'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new york times'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='all-star game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='workin&apos; man blues'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the meaning of life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Boss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george steinbrenner'/><title type='text'>Boss Man</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD20q7E7PBI/AAAAAAAAFBA/y0RcIjDlvO8/s1600/torre-steinbrenner.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD2wy0xQ8qI/AAAAAAAAFA4/YPyEOd72HaQ/s1600/89841BA97C12A4DE0EE598DFC1168.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD2wy0xQ8qI/AAAAAAAAFA4/YPyEOd72HaQ/s400/89841BA97C12A4DE0EE598DFC1168.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493741507667096226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD2wrkkpnsI/AAAAAAAAFAw/TVU8QoGAgOM/s1600/steinbrenner-milbourne_6j807laj.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD2wlEwTMqI/AAAAAAAAFAo/jCazfEe_ttY/s1600/George-Steinbrenner.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://bombersbeat.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/07/yankees_owner_george_steinbren.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Since&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2010/07/13/thinking-of-the-boss/" class="vt-p"&gt;he&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704518904575364850058726956.html?mod=rss_newyork_sports" class="vt-p"&gt;passed&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/top-posts/report-george-steinbrenner-hospitalized.php" class="vt-p"&gt;away&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/07/13/sports/sports-us-baseball-steinbrenner.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;yesterday&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/13/george-steinbrenner/" class="vt-p"&gt;morning&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100713&amp;amp;content_id=12234920&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;there&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/giants/2010/07/farewell-from-the-giants-to-th.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+nydnrss/blogs/giants+%28Blogs/The+Blue+Screen%29" class="vt-p"&gt;have&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/14/sports/baseball/14yankees.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;been&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/the-parking-pass-interview/?partner=rss&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;myriad&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/07/14/sports/AP-BBO-Steinbrenner-Reaction.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;articles&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/07/report-steinbrenner-in-serious-condition-at-tampa-hospital-31814/" class="vt-p"&gt;blog posts&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Random-photos-from-the-archive-George-Steinbren?urn=mlb,255748" class="vt-p"&gt;photo galleries&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/alex_belth/07/13/steinbrenner.obit/index.html" class="vt-p"&gt;obituaries&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/blog_article/random-george-steinbenner-info/" class="vt-p"&gt;numerical synopses&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://itsaboutthemoney.net/archives/2010/07/13/georges-greatest-hits-quotes/" class="vt-p"&gt;quote collections&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100713&amp;amp;content_id=12232570&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;timelines&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/07/steinbrenner-in-video-31932/" class="vt-p"&gt;video compilations&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100713&amp;amp;content_id=12233636&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;fan reaction pieces&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.theboombox.com/2010/07/13/george-steinbrenner/" class="vt-p"&gt;rapper's reflections&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38232917/ns/business-personal_finance/" class="vt-p"&gt;and&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/07/13/sports/AP-BBO-Steinbrenner-First-Firing.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;other&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/let-us-remember-george-steinbrenner-not-whitewash-him.php" class="vt-p"&gt;various&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/end-of-an-era-reaction-rolls-in-to-steinbrenner-death/?partner=rss&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;attempts&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2010/07/the_yankees_under_george_stein.html" class="vt-p"&gt;at&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/dailyfix/2010/07/13/bonus-fix-remembering-steinbrenner/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+wsj/dailyfix/feed+%28WSJ.com:+The+Daily+Fix%29" class="vt-p"&gt;capturing&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2010/07/the_beat_reporters_perspective.html" class="vt-p"&gt;the legacy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/the-complex-maddening-legacy-of-steinbrenner/?partner=rss&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;of&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704518904575365361091935310.html?mod=rss_newyork_sports" class="vt-p"&gt;George Steinbrenner&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://itsaboutthemoney.net/archives/2010/07/14/the-steinbrenner-legacy/" class="vt-p"&gt;written&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/07/13/sports/sports-us-baseball-steinbrenner-seinfeld.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;by&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100713&amp;amp;content_id=12234042&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;everyone&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100713&amp;amp;content_id=12239120&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;from&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Fay-Vincent-remembers-his-nemesis-and-friend-George-Steinbrenner" class="vt-p"&gt;Fay Vincent&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/tales_from_boss_heyday_F0D8YFiULLYPsuqUxFnvHL" class="vt-p"&gt;to&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/13/report-george-steinbrenner-dies-dead-new-york-yankees-owner-baseball-heart-attack-tampa/" class="vt-p"&gt;TMZ&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/13/george-steinbrenner-life_n_644372.html" class="vt-p"&gt;to&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2010/07/george-steinbrenner-strategic-to-the-last/59636/" class="vt-p"&gt;Megan McArdle&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/george-steinbrenner-and-his-ego/" class="vt-p"&gt;to&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5585806/whos-the-boss-the-greatest-hits-of-george-steinbrenner/gallery/" class="vt-p"&gt;Deadspin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/sports/2010/07/george_steinbrenner_the_man_di.html" class="vt-p"&gt;to&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2010/07/13/george-steinbrenner/" class="vt-p"&gt;Joe Posnanski&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100713&amp;amp;content_id=12233190&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;to&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/14/opinion/14dowd.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;Maureen Dowd&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;There was a &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Moment-of-silence-for-George-Steinbrenner-opens-?urn=mlb,255829" class="vt-p"&gt;moment of silence at the All-Star game&lt;/a&gt; last night, &lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/13/yankee-stadium-remembers-the-boss/" class="vt-p"&gt;impromptu tributes &lt;/a&gt;at Yankee Stadium and there will many more attempts at remembrance when the MLB regular season resumes, from some sort of public memorial service that Yankee fans can attend to a &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/07/14/2010-07-14_even_red_sox_will_honor_steinbrenner_at_fenway.html" class="vt-p"&gt;moment of silence at Fenway Park&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100713&amp;amp;content_id=12235422&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;the patches the Yanks will wear&lt;/a&gt; on their uniform in honor of him (and Bob Sheppard) for the rest of the season.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD2wlEwTMqI/AAAAAAAAFAo/jCazfEe_ttY/s320/George-Steinbrenner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493741271439848098" style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 210px;" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;As &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-88-mostly-tha-voice.html" class="vt-p"&gt;was the case with Sheppard&lt;/a&gt;, we knew the passing of Mr. Steinbrenner was on the horizon. He had been shielded from the public eye for quite some time and when he did make appearances, it was only for a moment, behind dark sunglasses and without any communication beyond perhaps a wave to the crowd. Even behind his shades, he looked alternatively &lt;a href="http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/10/2010/george-steinbrenner.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;sad&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://blogs.ajc.com/jeff-schultz-blog/files/2009/10/steinbrenner.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;confused&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/04/sports/photos_stories/cropped/099_george_steinbrenner--300x300.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;lost&lt;/a&gt;. The man who seemed to do everything purposefully and with great vigor was now vacant and adrift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Control over the team had officially been transferred to his sons in 2007. Howard Rubenstein would release statements on his behalf, but they lacked any of the customary bite that had been the trademark of his heyday. In a lot of ways he was already gone.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not uncommon for someone in their late-70's to lose their mental faculties, but for Steinbrenner, who enjoyed the spotlight and demanded attention so forcefully, his fade into oblivion was hardly inconspicuous. Because of who The Boss was in his prime it was impossible not to notice his absence in recent years. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD2wrkkpnsI/AAAAAAAAFAw/TVU8QoGAgOM/s320/steinbrenner-milbourne_6j807laj.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493741383060135618" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 231px; height: 320px;" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;We've all had an employer at some point in our lives that was capable of being so overbearing, so demanding, so demeaning and such a mega-alpha male that they inspired incredibly fierce emotions in you and your co-workers on a daily, if not hourly basis. You probably talked about them and their tyrannical ways endlessly with your fellow corporate captives when they weren't around. You likely rejoiced when they left the office early or took a Friday off so you could breathe easy and do your work without them stopping by to meddle and micromanage.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But every so often, perhaps during a one-on-one meeting or during some downtime on a business trip, the conversation would slip into something beyond the daily grind of business and you'd crack the surface. Usually, a person that maniacally-driven and focused at their given profession also contains something intensely likable and endearing about them, if you ever get close enough to catch a glimpse of it. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Of course, without fail, the following week, they'd make a decision or a comment or send an email that would make you want to leap over their desk or through the computer and fucking strangle them to death with the cord of their office phone. And then you'd forget all about those fleeting moments when they seemed somewhat compassionate and human and go back to thanking your lucky stars you were just their employee and not their child. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD20q7E7PBI/AAAAAAAAFBA/y0RcIjDlvO8/s320/torre-steinbrenner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493745769967729682" style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 315px;" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yes, I'm shrouding my personal experiences with a previous boss in a flurry of impersonal pronouns, but I'm guessing most of you can relate on some level. I'm quite sure plenty of people who worked for the Yankees over the years can. In a lot of ways, what made Steinbrenner such an unbearable asshole also made him a good boss. As employees, we point to those that we like as people as our best bosses, but in reality, it might be those who can inspire fear in us who get their workers to perform at the highest level possible.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He was alternatively responsible for some of the Yankees' best and worst years but in the end, George was driven by his uncontrollable selfish desires, most notably a World Champion baseball team as soon as possible, always. Sometimes it backfired, but certainly not for a lack of trying. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As evidenced by his abundant charitable work and the frequent good deeds he &lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2260364/pagenum/all/" class="vt-p"&gt;did for his employees&lt;/a&gt;, there was obviously a sensitive part of him that cared deeply about the people who helped him get what he desperately wanted, but it wasn't big enough to keep him from treating them with disrespect whenever he pleased. That will be forever part of his legacy, but will always be mentioned as a side note to his numerous personal accomplishments and considerable impact not just on Major League Baseball but on American &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/02/looking-back-on-yankeenets-partnership.html" class="vt-p"&gt;sports&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://wcbstv.com/topstories/seinfeld.jerry.seinfeld.2.1803603.html" class="vt-p"&gt;popular culture&lt;/a&gt;. And because of the amount of success he attained, I suspect he'd probably be alright with that.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-965736033873490669?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/965736033873490669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/boss-man.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/965736033873490669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/965736033873490669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/boss-man.html' title='Boss Man'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TD2wy0xQ8qI/AAAAAAAAFA4/YPyEOd72HaQ/s72-c/89841BA97C12A4DE0EE598DFC1168.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-5987057338044914785</id><published>2010-07-13T17:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-13T17:00:02.880-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='all-star game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='david price'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ubaldo jiminez'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george steinbrenner'/><title type='text'>All-Star Game 2010: California Stars</title><content type='html'>We've done plenty of &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/send-swish-succeeds-at-annoying-sht-out.html" class="vt-p"&gt;whining about&lt;/a&gt; things &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/girardis-damages-credibility-with.html" class="vt-p"&gt;related to the All-Star game&lt;/a&gt; as of late and I'm sure you can tell that the game (or exhibition or whatever you'd like to call it) isn't all that captivating to us. The level of play is noticeably lower than in a typical game, the process by which the players are selected is terrible, the broadcast is always painfully cluttered with former players, special guests and other unnecessary voices, the first few innings are going to be played through the shadows, etc., etc., etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That said, it's a chance to see a lot of great players in the same place at one time, there have been some fairly interesting games in the last few years, the outcome does actually mean something and last but not least, it's pretty much the only thing we have to watch on TV tonight. Oh yeah, and it's definitely better than the NFL Pro Bowl!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Although the circumstances that made this possible are extremely unfortunate, there is another reason for Yankee fans to watch as much of the game as we can stand. The death of George Steinbrenner will take center stage and give Joe Buck, Tim McCarver and whoever else wanders into the booth a chance to capture the immensity of his legacy to the game to a National Audience, something I don't think The Boss wouldn't have minded too much at all. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WcMsB3mYPMs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WcMsB3mYPMs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Yes I'd give my life,&lt;br /&gt;To lay my head tonight on a bed,&lt;br /&gt;Of California stars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd like to dream,&lt;br /&gt;My troubles all away,&lt;br /&gt;On a bed, of California stars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jump up from my starbed,&lt;br /&gt;Make another day,&lt;br /&gt;Underneath my California stars.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/12/managers-announce-all-star-game-lineups/?partner=rss&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;b&gt;American League&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ichiro Suzuki RF&lt;br /&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Miguel Cabrera 1B&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Josh Hamilton CF&lt;br /&gt;Vladimir Guerrero DH&lt;br /&gt;Evan Longoria 3B&lt;br /&gt;Joe Mauer C&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Carl Crawford LF&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;David Price LHP&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;National  League&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hanley Ramirez SS&lt;br /&gt;Martin Prado 2B&lt;br /&gt;Albert Pujols 1B&lt;br /&gt;Ryan Howard DH&lt;br /&gt;David Wright 3B&lt;br /&gt;Ryan Braun LF&lt;br /&gt;Andre Ethier CF&lt;br /&gt;Corey Hart RF&lt;br /&gt;Yadier Molina C&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ubaldo Jimenez RHP&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-5987057338044914785?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/5987057338044914785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/all-star-game-2010-california-stars.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/5987057338044914785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/5987057338044914785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/all-star-game-2010-california-stars.html' title='All-Star Game 2010: California Stars'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8221474460673383912</id><published>2010-07-13T09:52:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-13T10:00:30.769-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george steinbrenner'/><title type='text'>Steinbrenner Suffers Heart Attack</title><content type='html'>Sad news this morning Fackers. George Steinbrenner was rushed to the hospital early this morning after suffering what's being reported as a massive heart attack. There have been conflicting reports as to his status, but the &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/07/13/2010-07-13_yankees_owner_george_steinbrenner_suffers_a_massive_heart_reports.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Daily News&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=5375561"&gt;Associated Press&lt;/a&gt; are reporting that he has passed away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We'll have updates as more becomes available.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;UPDATE 10:00 AM&lt;/span&gt;: According to&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/benshpigel/status/18438704032"&gt; Ben Shpigel of the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;New York Times&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, the Steinbrenner family has confirmed George's passing.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-8221474460673383912?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/8221474460673383912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/steinbrenner-suffers-heart-attack.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8221474460673383912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8221474460673383912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/steinbrenner-suffers-heart-attack.html' title='Steinbrenner Suffers Heart Attack'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-7248605226853253818</id><published>2010-07-12T07:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-12T07:30:00.740-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fangraphs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baseball-reference'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kevin youkilis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flawed statistics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paul konerko'/><title type='text'>Girardi's Damages Credibility With Choice Of Konerko</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDri6cgU2eI/AAAAAAAAFAY/Ee8wKiYd820/s1600/girardi1.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;On Wednesday, Justin Morneau suffered a concussion after taking a knee to the head trying to break up a double play against the Blue Jays. The Twins' slugger &lt;a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/twins/98083194.html" class="vt-p"&gt;has a history of concussions&lt;/a&gt; and as a result, he hasn't played since, so the injury opened up a slot at first base on the All-Star team. In this situation, the manger of the American League squad is responsible for picking a player to replace the injured one. And Joe Girardi chose Paul Konerko over Kevin Youkilis, who just barely lost to Nick Swisher in the Final Vote.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first &lt;a href="http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/top-posts/did-girardi-snub-youkilis-from-the-all-star-game-on-purpose.php" class="vt-p"&gt;reaction that many have had&lt;/a&gt; is that the Yankees skipper didn't want to take a player from the enemy Red Sox. &lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2010/07/youkilis_is_snu.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Girardi's justification&lt;/a&gt;? The numbers:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt; I’m looking at the numbers, the numbers are close and one guy’s numbers are a little bit better. I took the guy whose numbers are a little bit better.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div&gt;But did he?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDrfB_g64uI/AAAAAAAAFAQ/Lxyig0gHXYo/s400/youkkon.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492947920854115042" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 66px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Konerko has a slight lead in the three most popular (and flawed) metrics - batting average, homers and RBIs - but Youk has him beat by a mile in on-base percentage and has outslugged him by a fair bit as well. And this is before you account for fielding, which isn't even a contest between the two - Konerko is &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=242&amp;amp;position=1B#fieldingadvanced" class="vt-p"&gt;marginal&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=242&amp;amp;position=1B#fielding" class="vt-p"&gt;best &lt;/a&gt;while Youk is one of the better defenders at first base in the league and is capable of playing third base as well.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm not going to shed any tears over Youk not being named an All-Star this year and I don't think that Girardi avoided picking him because he's on the Red Sox. As &lt;a href="http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2010/07/11/war-what-is-it-good-for-picking-all-stars/" class="vt-p"&gt;Joe Posnanski put it&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Now, look, Joe Girardi is not some 12-year-old looking at the back of 1978 baseball cards. He’s the manager of the New York Yankees, the defending World Series champion, the $200 million super team and the biggest brand in American sports. And you’re telling me he really looks at the numbers of Paul Konerko and Kevin Youkilis’ numbers and thinks Konerko’s are “a little bit better?” This is beyond ludicrous.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Later in that same article, Poz also points out that one of these guys is a &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=konerpa01&amp;amp;year=2010&amp;amp;t=b#hmvis" class="vt-p"&gt;complete creation of the home park they play in&lt;/a&gt;, and it's not Youkilis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDri6cgU2eI/AAAAAAAAFAY/Ee8wKiYd820/s320/girardi1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492952189243808226" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Joe Girardi, Northwestern Grad, Man of Many Binders, Certified Mananger By The Numbers®&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;either didn't bother to or can't do some extremely basic and fundamental comparative analysis. Seriously? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You don't have to get into WAR and wOBA to see that Youk is having a better year than Konerko - just look at their on-base percentages. Plus, Girardi sees Youk on a fairly regular basis, so you'd think he'd have more respect for how tough of an out he is and what he is capable of defensively. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not up for debate. If you know anything about objective baseball analysis, you can determine within about 30 seconds at either B-Ref or FanGraphs, conclusively, that Paul Konerko is not having as good of a year as Kevin Youkilis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Lots of times, when Girardi makes a pitching change late in the game or calls for a maneuver that I disagree with, I'll think to myself "Okay, maybe he just has more (and better) information than I do. Perhaps he knows something that I don't". Well, in this case at least, it's the other way around. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-7248605226853253818?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/7248605226853253818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/girardis-damages-credibility-with.html#comment-form' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7248605226853253818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7248605226853253818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/girardis-damages-credibility-with.html' title='Girardi&apos;s Damages Credibility With Choice Of Konerko'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDrfB_g64uI/AAAAAAAAFAQ/Lxyig0gHXYo/s72-c/youkkon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-661075322961204946</id><published>2010-07-11T19:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-11T19:35:25.921-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ichiro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jorge Posada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Derek Jeter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mark teixeira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marcus thames'/><title type='text'>Game 87 Recap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDpPstkaRCI/AAAAAAAAFAI/xyKqJpn_TTw/s1600/game87.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDpPstkaRCI/AAAAAAAAFAI/xyKqJpn_TTw/s400/game87.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492790325096891426" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;[WE data &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/liveplays.aspx?date=2010-07-11&amp;amp;team=Mariners&amp;amp;dh=0&amp;amp;season=2010" class="vt-p"&gt;via FG&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Highlights&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ichiro makes &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9893549" class="vt-p"&gt;a great catch on Cano's sac fly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9893549" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Posada drives in a run with a &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9893881" class="vt-p"&gt;single to center&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9893881" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Franklin Gutierrez robs Derek Jeter of an extra base with with an &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9896161" class="vt-p"&gt;incredible, ranging catch up against the wall&lt;/a&gt; in the second.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9893549" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9899455" class="vt-p"&gt;two run, fourth inning double&lt;/a&gt; by Jeter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Teix with &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9899717" class="vt-p"&gt;another two bagger in the 4th&lt;/a&gt;, driving in the Captain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Marcus Thames' &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9900777" class="vt-p"&gt;dinger off the foul pole&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Not In The Highlights&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Mariners, who are typically play excellent defense, committed two errors in the first inning and had a lot of trouble tracking down balls in the sun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;There was a lot of putting the ball in play today, as the Yankees worked only two walks and struck out four times, while the M's worked just one walk and K'd twice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;John Flaherty caught a foul ball in the booth during the seventh inning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;CC Sabathia induced 15 groundballs during his seven innings of one run ball. He's now won eight starts in a row, the longest such streak of his career.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mark Teixeira was 4-5 with two doubles one of which only missed being a home run by a couple of feet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Dustin Moseley pitched the ninth inning and allowed a homer to Casey Kotchman&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Up Next&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The All-Star break. The home run derby, which Nick Swisher will be participating in, will take place on Monday night at 8pm and the game itself will be on Tuesday. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-661075322961204946?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/661075322961204946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-87-recap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/661075322961204946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/661075322961204946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-87-recap.html' title='Game 87 Recap'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDpPstkaRCI/AAAAAAAAFAI/xyKqJpn_TTw/s72-c/game87.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4368261819631228680</id><published>2010-07-11T13:45:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-11T16:23:44.799-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='west coast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ryan rowland-smith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bob sheppard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the meaning of life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gangstarr'/><title type='text'>Game 88: Mostly Tha Voice</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDn-yVO_q2I/AAAAAAAAFAA/OZlKumMkAao/s1600/bobsheppard.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 218px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDn-yVO_q2I/AAAAAAAAFAA/OZlKumMkAao/s400/bobsheppard.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492701361201982306" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;We knew it was coming. Most of &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/07/11/sports/AP-BBA-Obit-Sheppard.html?partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;the obituaries&lt;/a&gt; that finally got published on the internet today and will be printed in the newspapers tomorrow had been written months, if not years ago. That's what happens when you are one of the most successful and identifiable people in your profession and very nearly make it to the century mark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As he gradually stepped away from the team and his health deteriorated to the point that he was no longer able to make it to Yankee Stadium, no matter how grand the occasion - &lt;a href="http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/yankees/bob-sheppard-not-expected-at-new-yankee-stadium-opener-1.1216445" class="vt-p"&gt;not even the opening of the new one&lt;/a&gt; - it became increasinly clear that Bob Sheppard's number was about to be called, just like he had called out so many numbers in the past (twice). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But no matter how long the gradual decline lasted or how incredible a life was, there is still a forlorn finality to someone's passing. The Voice of God was excruciatingly dignified and proper, but not pretentious. His style was understated ("&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=5371001" class="vt-p"&gt;clear, concise, correct&lt;/a&gt;"), the opposite of many of his contemporaries, but he gained worldwide recognition for it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vj434vCtNRw&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vj434vCtNRw&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xd0d0d0&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Yankees still have to wrap up the final game of this series against the Mariners and wait out the All-Star break, but on Friday night, when Derek Jeter leads off the bottom of the first inning, we'll hear The Voice again. And when people look up reflexively upon hearing it, it really will be coming from &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucvta7xDo_4" class="vt-p"&gt;above the clouds&lt;/a&gt;. Rest in peace, Mr. Sheppard.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lN7nGORdHoc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lN7nGORdHoc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;It's mostly tha voice, that gets you up&lt;br /&gt;It's mostly tha voice, that makes you buck&lt;br /&gt;A lot of rappers got flavor, and some got skills&lt;br /&gt;But if your voice ain't dope then you need to [chill... chill... ]&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/11/regulars-in-lineup-for-seattle-finale/" class="vt-p"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Marcus Thames DH&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CC Sabathia LHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mariners&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Ichiro Suzuki RF&lt;br /&gt;Chone Figgins 2B&lt;br /&gt;Franklin Gutierrez CF&lt;br /&gt;Jose Lopez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Casey Kotchman 1B&lt;br /&gt;Justin Smoak DH&lt;br /&gt;Josh Bard C&lt;br /&gt;Jack Wilson SS&lt;br /&gt;Michael Saunders LF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ryan Rowland-Smith LHP&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4368261819631228680?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4368261819631228680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-88-mostly-tha-voice.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4368261819631228680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4368261819631228680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-88-mostly-tha-voice.html' title='Game 88: Mostly Tha Voice'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDn-yVO_q2I/AAAAAAAAFAA/OZlKumMkAao/s72-c/bobsheppard.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-549339013409995722</id><published>2010-07-10T17:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T17:00:01.904-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='old 97s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='javier vazquez'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='felix hernandez'/><title type='text'>Game 87: King Of All Of The World</title><content type='html'>Yesterday afternoon Javier Vazquez looked like surefire trade bait, as the heavily rumored Cliff Lee deal would have left the Yankees with six starters. Instead, Lee went to Texas, Javy takes the hill tonight, and it looks like his spot with the Yankees is secure for the rest of the season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As you might surmise given our support of him from the time he was reacquired in December, I'm happy Javy is sticking around. Unloading him slightly more than halfway through the first season of his second go round in New York would only have been more fuel for those that say Vazquez is incapable of pitching in the Big Apple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To the contrary, Javy has pitched quite well over the last month and a half. In his last seven starts he's 4-2 with a 2.93 ERA, has allowed just 45 baserunners in 46 innings, and has held opponents to a .179/.251/.327 batting line. One of those seven starts came ten days ago the Mariners, as Vazquez allowed three runs over six frames and the Yankee bats couldn't respond.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Felix Hernandez pitched for the Mariners that night, tossing a complete game, two hit, three walk, eleven K shutout. He'll oppose Javy again tonight. With Cliff Lee off to Texas, King Felix is the undisputed king of Seattle's rotation once again. With any luck for the Yanks though, Vazquez will prove to be king of the hill tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYrwlUEsFTQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYrwlUEsFTQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;I was in a real bad way&lt;br /&gt;When you turned the power on&lt;br /&gt;And you made me feel for all the world&lt;br /&gt;Like I was the king of all the world&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;[Song Notes:&lt;/i&gt; I came across this one while looking for songs about "kings" this morning. It occurred to me that &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/07/game-87-just-like-california.html"&gt;we used the Old 97s for the preview on the Saturday before the All-Star break last year as well&lt;/a&gt;. That one &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/07/pleading-fifth.html"&gt;didn't turn out so well&lt;/a&gt;. Hoping for better luck today.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not likely. &lt;a href="http://www.yankees.lhblogs.com"&gt;Chad Jennings&lt;/a&gt; will have what you need.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-549339013409995722?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/549339013409995722/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-87-king-of-all-of-world.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/549339013409995722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/549339013409995722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-87-king-of-all-of-world.html' title='Game 87: King Of All Of The World'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-397550095704417661</id><published>2010-07-09T17:00:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T07:32:57.144-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cliff lee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesus montero'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trades'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joel sherman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minor leagues'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doobie brothers'/><title type='text'>Game 86: Jesus Is Just Alright</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;I was away from my computer today. Did I miss anything?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDeCHIS4g-I/AAAAAAAAE_4/RS9w0eSBKyM/s400/morning.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492001329598989282" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 212px;" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDeCCQ8zi8I/AAAAAAAAE_w/NsFBfCQv7es/s400/morning1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492001246022962114" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 214px;" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;No? Good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In all seriousness, I saw &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/yankees/yankees_on_brink_of_landing_cliff_b7oJw63k0cUXVdd02uuU1I" class="vt-p"&gt;the report&lt;/a&gt; break after I finished recapping last night's game but didn't have time to write anything about it before I left for the day. I was nowhere near a computer at any point, but kept checking on the rumors on my phone, hoping against hope that the propsed trade for Jesus Montero and (less importantly) David Adams didn't go through. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cliff Lee is obviously an incredibly talented pitcher who would make any team in the history of the sport significantly better, but I don't like the idea of trading the best prospect in the system for him now, when the Yankees already have five capable starters and he has three months left on his contract. Yes, they could still swing a deal for Javy Vazquez, but they'll have zero leverage with whatever team might be interested in him. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There's also an element of stacking the deck at work here. The Yankees are clearly capable of winning the World Series as currently constructed. They have the best record in baseball, for fuck's sake. Do they really need to add one of the top 5 starting pitchers in the game? Does the marginal increase in their chances of winning a World Series really justify getting rid of an awesome prospect and some other potentially useful pieces? If they make the trade and don't win, the answer to that question is painfully obvious. If they pull the trigger and win a Championship, the answer could still be "no".&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I like rooting for a team that tries to develop their own players and isn't willing to mortgage their future for a slight increase of winning it for one year. Maybe Jesus Montero never pans out to be the great hitting catcher that he's projected to be but I'd rather that than the Yankees dealing him out of impatience and insecurity and watching him blossom somewhere else. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s3aYJibxMOQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s3aYJibxMOQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't care what they may know,&lt;br /&gt;I don't care where they may go,&lt;br /&gt;I don't care what they may know,&lt;br /&gt;Jesus is just alright, oh yeah.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yankees:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mariners:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cliff Lee won't be on the mound tonight as originally scheduled and he won't be in either dugout, as &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/Joelsherman1" class="vt-p"&gt;Joel Sherman is now reporting that the M's have a deal with Texas&lt;/a&gt;, unless of course they back out of that one too.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-397550095704417661?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/397550095704417661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-86-jesus-is-just-alright.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/397550095704417661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/397550095704417661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-86-jesus-is-just-alright.html' title='Game 86: Jesus Is Just Alright'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDeCHIS4g-I/AAAAAAAAE_4/RS9w0eSBKyM/s72-c/morning.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-7109818197984593948</id><published>2010-07-09T07:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-09T07:45:14.861-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baserunning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='little girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ichiro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RISP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robinson Cano'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jorge Posada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nick swisher'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='double play'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='andy pettitte'/><title type='text'>Game 85 Recap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDcCbMpxtWI/AAAAAAAAE_o/lZ3CiNd3-vs/s1600/game85.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 218px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDcCbMpxtWI/AAAAAAAAE_o/lZ3CiNd3-vs/s400/game85.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491860936877782370" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;[Data &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/plays.aspx?date=2010-07-08&amp;amp;team=Mariners&amp;amp;dh=0&amp;amp;season=2010" class="vt-p"&gt;via FG&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Highlights&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;In the wake of his victory in the Final Vote and resulting selection to the All-Star team, &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9801129" class="vt-p"&gt;Nick Swisher had another big night&lt;/a&gt;, going 4-4 (two doubles) and a walk in addition to making a &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9798199" class="vt-p"&gt;nice sliding catch in the 5th&lt;/a&gt;. One of those two-baggers set the table for &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9800783" class="vt-p"&gt;A-Rod's game-winning hit in the ninth&lt;/a&gt; as it put runners on second and third with one out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Andy Pettitte &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9801097" class="vt-p"&gt;was brilliant yet again&lt;/a&gt;, striking out nine in eight innings and allowing just one run. His only real rough patch came in the 6th. He gave up two straight singles to begin the frame and Ichiro dropped a bunt right in front of the plate. Pettitte fielded it cleanly but &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9798721" class="vt-p"&gt;sailed the throw wide of first&lt;/a&gt;, allowing a run to score and the runners to move to second and third.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was still no one out at this point and it looked likely that the game would be blown wide open. However, Pettitte retired Chone Figgins, intentionally walked Franklin Gutierrez and then proceeded to strike out Russell Braynan and Jose Lopez to wriggle out of the jam with minimal damage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Yanks put runners on first and second with no one out in the 8th on a walk by A-Rod and a single by Robby Cano. Jason Vargas uncorked a wild pitch and A-Rod moved to third, but Cano didn't take the opportunity to advance to second, possibly influenced by the batter, Jorge Posada initially gesturing for the runners to stay put. As it turns out, &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9800179" class="vt-p"&gt;Posada grounded into a double play&lt;/a&gt;, which scored the run but shut down a further rally. It was a big mistake at the time, regardless of whose fault it was, but thankfully the Yanks got away with it when they got to Mariners' closer David Aardsma for the second time in just over a week. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Not In The Highlights&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;In the first inning, Ichrio was attempting to catch a pop up off the bat of Mark Texieira and bumped into a "fan", who was brushing her hair and &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9800783&amp;amp;c_id=nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;proceeded to absolutely freak out and immediately text everyone she knows&lt;/a&gt;, "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ICHIRO LIKE TOUCHED ME!!!11!1!!!////".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Seattle fans, apparently still bitter over him leaving the team ten fucking years ago, &lt;a href="http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2010/07/on_a_night_of_jeers_alex_rodri.html" class="vt-p"&gt;threw fake money at Alex Rodriguez&lt;/a&gt; when he game to bat in the 8th inning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Yankees put at least one man on base in every inning last night, but didn't score until the 8th. Particularly frustrating were 1st (1st &amp;amp; 2nd, no outs) and 4th (1st &amp;amp; 2nd, one out). They were 1-11 with runners in scoring position and left 12 men on base.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Brett Gardner was 0-4 with three strikeouts, but he did &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9794445" class="vt-p"&gt;gun down Ichiro at third base&lt;/a&gt; in the first inning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mark Teixeira had a pretty terrible night, hurting the Yanks chances of winning &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/boxscore.aspx?date=2010-07-08&amp;amp;team=Mariners&amp;amp;dh=0" class="vt-p"&gt;by 38%&lt;/a&gt;. he grounded into a double play in the first, and failed to get the runner in from third in the ninth when he popped out to the catcher. Luckily A-Rod was there to pick him up with a huge two out hit. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Up Next&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Yet another late start as Phil Hughes takes on Cliff Lee. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-7109818197984593948?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/7109818197984593948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-85-recap.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7109818197984593948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7109818197984593948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-85-recap.html' title='Game 85 Recap'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDcCbMpxtWI/AAAAAAAAE_o/lZ3CiNd3-vs/s72-c/game85.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-3717280156335598376</id><published>2010-07-08T17:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-08T17:05:59.400-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='west coast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jerry garcia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><title type='text'>Game 85: Off To Sea Once More</title><content type='html'>Just a week ago the Yankees were looking to salvage one victory from a sinking three game set against the Mariners in the Bronx. Today they begin a new four gamer, this time on the Mariners's home turf. They will have to face Cliff Lee and Felix Hernandez again, but they get a crack at Jason Vargas first as Andy Pettitte matches up with him tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vargas is a bit of a soft-tosser, with a fastball averaging about 87mph, but as we've seen with guys like Dallas Braden and Jamie Moyer earlier this year, that doesn't mean he'll be a push over. For what it's worth (not much) the Yankees faced him last July and scored four runs off of him in four innings but the Mariners still won the game. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The last series with the M's was a bit of a wreck, but with any luck the Yanks will be able to walk away with this one with more than one victory. It would certainly behoove them to get on the board tonight, before the big guns come out Friday and Saturday night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vrpz4ZUhZwY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vrpz4ZUhZwY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;As I was walking down the street I met big Rapper Brown.&lt;br /&gt;I asked him if he would take me in, and he looked at me with a frown.&lt;br /&gt;He said, “Last time you was paid off, with me you chalked up no score,&lt;br /&gt;But I'll take your advance and I'll give youse a chance to go to sea once more.”.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;[&lt;i&gt;Song Notes&lt;/i&gt;: This is a traditional song which Jerry Garcia and David Grisman adapted for their awesome album &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shady_Grove_(Garcia/Grisman_album)" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Shady Grove&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.] &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Not tonight. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-3717280156335598376?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/3717280156335598376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-85-off-to-sea-once-more.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3717280156335598376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3717280156335598376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-85-off-to-sea-once-more.html' title='Game 85: Off To Sea Once More'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-7191277636652443387</id><published>2010-07-08T09:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-08T09:30:00.159-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Yankees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brian hoch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='all-star game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shameless PR tactics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fan voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nick swisher'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='links'/><title type='text'>"Send Swish" Succeeds... At Annoying The Sh*t Out Of Everyone</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDW8kvJLThI/AAAAAAAAE_g/EdGmwMm6zdM/s1600/sendswish.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 176px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDW8kvJLThI/AAAAAAAAE_g/EdGmwMm6zdM/s400/sendswish.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491502659964456466" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Hey Yankee fans! Check out &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;the team's website&lt;/a&gt; this morning and tell me what the first thing you see is. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Is it a recap of last night's game, which most people who are up early on East Coast time would probably be interested in seeing? Why, no, it's yet another message from the Yankees telling you to vote Nick Swisher into the All-Star game to go along with the - not kidding - THIRTEEN other mentions of the Final Vote and TEN pictures of his face on the front page before you even have to scroll down. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We have:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;A gaudy background design telling you to "Send Swish" and visit Yankees.com, even though you are already there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A banner ad on top of the site.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Underneath the main picture, there is a link to &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2010/fvcm/headquarters.jsp?player_id=430897" class="vt-p"&gt;this page&lt;/a&gt; created for the "Send Swish" campaign.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And a link to &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100708&amp;amp;content_id=12056666&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;an article&lt;/a&gt; Bryan Hoch wrote about all the support Swisher is getting (with a video interview).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And a link to &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100707&amp;amp;content_id=12037312&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;an article&lt;/a&gt; about Brian Cashman coercing children into stuffing the ballot box under the guise of charity work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Another link to &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100707&amp;amp;content_id=12027030&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;an article&lt;/a&gt; by Hoch on the status of the vote (Swish is in the lead!!1!). I'm sure Bryan is having a fucking blast writing all of these!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And a link to where you can vote under that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And a &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/nyy/fan_forum/final_vote.jsp" class="vt-p"&gt;contest (for two regular season tickets and an autographed ball! (/makes wanking motion)) that you could potentially have a 1:10,000,000 chance of winning&lt;/a&gt; if you vote for Swisher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Another link to Swish's campaign headquarters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;On the right, there is the video with him and his surfboard that you would have to have been living in a hole not to to have seen ten times already.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Under that, there is a second link to the support article.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And a second link to the status article.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And yet another link to where you can vote.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div&gt;This is in addition to the four or five emails the Yankees have blasted out, the shameless plug &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100708&amp;amp;content_id=12059888&amp;amp;vkey=recap&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;in the recap&lt;/a&gt;, the innumerable on-air mentions, &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100704&amp;amp;content_id=11909540&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;more articles&lt;/a&gt; that &lt;a href="http://bombersbeat.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/07/after_one_day_send_swish_a_suc.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Hoch&lt;/a&gt; has &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100706&amp;amp;content_id=12013356&amp;amp;notebook_id=12013358&amp;amp;vkey=notebook_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;probably&lt;/a&gt; been &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100705&amp;amp;content_id=11959304&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;forced&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href="http://bombersbeat.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/07/swisher_vs_the_1975_world_seri.html" class="vt-p"&gt;write&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100706&amp;amp;content_id=11985586&amp;amp;vkey=news_nyy&amp;amp;fext=.jsp&amp;amp;c_id=nyy&amp;amp;partnerId=rss_nyy" class="vt-p"&gt;gunpoint&lt;/a&gt;, and pretty much every Yankee blog happily joining in this massive, elaborate PR circle jerk to maybe see Swisher play a couple of innings in an exhibition game over someone who is more deserving. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To be clear, it's not really the Yankees who are at fault here. They are just doing what they do best: flexing their considerable resources to gain an advantage over the competition. I'm sure the Red Sox campaign for Youk is equally exasperating. The true culprit here is the concept of the "Final Vote", which is baseball's equivalent of having a play-in game for the 64th spot in the NCAA Tournament - a stupid attention grab that means next to nothing. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Sure, all of the All-star voting is essentially a popularity contest and teams are all too happy to promote their own guys ad nauseam as soon as they have the chance, but the Final Vote takes everything that is wrong and irksome with the process and shoves it down your throat constantly for four days straight. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I get it, "Let's rally around our guy". Swisher is having an excellent year. In terms of &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/winss.aspx?team=Yankees&amp;amp;pos=all&amp;amp;stats=bat&amp;amp;qual=0&amp;amp;type=6&amp;amp;season=2010&amp;amp;month=0" class="vt-p"&gt;WAR&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/winss.aspx?team=Yankees&amp;amp;pos=all&amp;amp;stats=bat&amp;amp;qual=0&amp;amp;type=1&amp;amp;season=2010&amp;amp;month=0" class="vt-p"&gt;wOBA&lt;/a&gt;, he trails only Robinson Cano on the team. He's never been an All-Star and since he's a corner outfielder, he's not going to get all that many chances to be one. From his perspective, the opportunity to rally the Yankees' massive fanbase around his candidacy is probably his best shot of ever being able to add the feather of playing in the Mid-Summer Classic to his cap. He &lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/08/eight-more-hours-to-send-swish/" class="vt-p"&gt;seems to sincerely want it&lt;/a&gt;, too. But I don't care. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm not voting, and if I was - and I know this is tough to believe - I would vote for Kevin Youkilis (you know, the guy who is the best player among those available). He's &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1935&amp;amp;position=1B/3B" class="vt-p"&gt;been worth&lt;/a&gt; nearly a full win more than Swisher this year (with Paul Konerko, Michael and Delmon Young trailing well behind) and, as much as we hate him, deserves his third straight All-Star selection more than Swisher deserves his first. Furthermore, when push comes to shove, if the AL needs a pinch hitter in extra innings of the ASG to win homefield advantage in the World Series, I'd much rather see Youk at the plate than Swish. Wouldn't you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-7191277636652443387?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/7191277636652443387/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/send-swish-succeeds-at-annoying-sht-out.html#comment-form' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7191277636652443387'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/7191277636652443387'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/send-swish-succeeds-at-annoying-sht-out.html' title='&quot;Send Swish&quot; Succeeds... At Annoying The Sh*t Out Of Everyone'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDW8kvJLThI/AAAAAAAAE_g/EdGmwMm6zdM/s72-c/sendswish.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1070571144016155927</id><published>2010-07-08T07:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-08T07:50:10.660-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oakland A&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Derek Jeter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aj burnett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ramiro pena'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mark teixeira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gio gonzalez'/><title type='text'>Game 83 Recap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDW2WqYeFXI/AAAAAAAAE_Y/yZuDTFvD-pg/s1600/game84.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 242px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDW2WqYeFXI/AAAAAAAAE_Y/yZuDTFvD-pg/s400/game84.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491495821098489202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;[WE data &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/plays.aspx?date=2010-07-07&amp;amp;team=Athletics&amp;amp;dh=0&amp;amp;season=2010" class="vt-p"&gt;via FG&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Highlights&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Brett Gardner makes a &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9760739" class="vt-p"&gt;nice sliding grab&lt;/a&gt; in the first&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9766347" class="vt-p"&gt;Ramiro Pena knocks in Gardner&lt;/a&gt; in the fourth to get the Yanks on the board&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Jeter &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9766595" class="vt-p"&gt;singles in a run&lt;/a&gt; to keep the 4th inning going&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9766845" class="vt-p"&gt;Teixeira's three run homer&lt;/a&gt;, that capped the rally and put the Yanks up 5-0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Swisher's 6th inning &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9769769" class="vt-p"&gt;home run&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Not In The Highlights&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Yanks loaded the bases in the first inning with one out but Posada and Thames struck out to end the threat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9773187" class="vt-p"&gt;A-Rod fell down&lt;/a&gt; trying to catch a pop up in foul territory&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Basically&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;A.J. Burnett build on his last strong outing against the Blue Jays with a seven inning, two run effort last night. He only struck out two batters but induced 11 ground balls and allowed just five hits and two walks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;In the fourth inning, despite the fact that Francisco Cervelli erased a leadoff single by Marcus Thames with a double play, the Yanks managed to plate five runs. Ramiro Pena and Derek Jeter both chipped in RBI singles and Mark Teixeira launched a three run homer off of Gio Gonzalez to center field.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Stop the presses, Damaso Marte pitched a full fucking inning!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Joba Chamberlain allowed a single to lead off the ninth inning but erased it with a double play and escaped without allowing a run. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Up Next&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Yanks fly up the coast to Seattle for a four game set with the Mariners which will lead them into the All-Star break. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-1070571144016155927?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/1070571144016155927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-83-recap_08.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1070571144016155927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1070571144016155927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-83-recap_08.html' title='Game 83 Recap'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDW2WqYeFXI/AAAAAAAAE_Y/yZuDTFvD-pg/s72-c/game84.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1792762413716369446</id><published>2010-07-07T16:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-07T16:30:01.025-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oakland A&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sweep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gio gonzalez'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New York Yankees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='west coast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cop out'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corruption'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hip hop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='late'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snoop doog'/><title type='text'>Game 84: G'z Iz G'z</title><content type='html'>Gio Gonzalez gets the ball for the A's as the Yankees go for the sweep. That is all. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ogJYdZKECZs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ogJYdZKECZs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;'Cause bustaz is bustaz, and G's iz G's,&lt;br /&gt;But ain't nobody fuckin' 'round wit' MCs like these.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Maybe later?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-1792762413716369446?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/1792762413716369446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-84-gz-iz-gz.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1792762413716369446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1792762413716369446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-84-gz-iz-gz.html' title='Game 84: G&apos;z Iz G&apos;z'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-3806884308163908133</id><published>2010-07-07T07:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-07T07:09:02.236-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='win expectancy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='curtis granderson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oakland A&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grand slam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Derek Jeter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mark teixeira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='game recap'/><title type='text'>Game 83 Recap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDRYMTqTqoI/AAAAAAAAE_Q/9Bf6BeFYZYc/s1600/game83.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDRYMTqTqoI/AAAAAAAAE_Q/9Bf6BeFYZYc/s400/game83.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491110814130875010" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;[WE data &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/plays.aspx?date=2010-07-06&amp;amp;team=Athletics&amp;amp;dh=0&amp;amp;season=2010" class="vt-p"&gt;via FG&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Highlights:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9729729" class="vt-p"&gt;Alex Rodriguez's DEEP third inning grand slam&lt;/a&gt;, his third this season and 21st of his career&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A-Rod's &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9733351" class="vt-p"&gt;second homer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A-Rod &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9735487" class="vt-p"&gt;makes a nice catch and doubles off Rosales&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9732407" class="vt-p"&gt;Teixeira's slick catch&lt;/a&gt; in foul territory in the fifth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;CC Sabathia's &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9738391" class="vt-p"&gt;7 2/3 dominant innings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Not In The Highlights&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Jeter just &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9729203" class="vt-p"&gt;beating out a double play ball in the third&lt;/a&gt;. Not saying it was a great play or admirable in any capacity because he's The Captain Derek Jeter®, but if he gets doubled up there, A-Rod leads off the next inning instead of coming to the plate with two outs and the bases loaded. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Basically&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;It was clearly A-Rod's night, driving in five of the Yankees six runs and playing strong defense, but CC Sabathia was quite impressive as well. CC allowed one run in the first inning and loaded the bases in the fifth, but was otherwise never really in trouble, striking out ten A's while allowing seven hits and three walks. His pitch count climbed to 118 with two outs in the seventh and David Robertson got the final four outs (two via strikeout) without allowing anyone to reach base. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;New recap style. Thoughts? Suggestions? Comments? There would probably be more in the "Not in the highlights" section if I didn't fall asleep in the 6th inning. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-3806884308163908133?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/3806884308163908133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-83-recap.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3806884308163908133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3806884308163908133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-83-recap.html' title='Game 83 Recap'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDRYMTqTqoI/AAAAAAAAE_Q/9Bf6BeFYZYc/s72-c/game83.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1948577842541091136</id><published>2010-07-06T17:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-06T21:57:00.812-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oakland A&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='game 83'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the who'/><title type='text'>Game 83: (Love Is Like A) Heatwave</title><content type='html'>It's far too hot to piece together anything resembling a cogent preview. It's the middle game of the series between the Yankees and A's, as hometown guy CC Sabathia faces off against Trevor Cahill. Both hurlers were named to the AL All-Star team on Saturday. However, with both starting tonight they're on pace to start again on Sunday, thereby making them ineligible for the mid-summer classic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forecasts call for a 62 degree game-time temperature in Oakland tonight. It's currently 97 in my neck of the woods and 102 in NYC. By the time Cahill delivers the game's first pitch, the sun will have been down for a good hour plus on the East Coast, yet it will still be a good fifteen or twenty degrees warmer here than at the Coliseum. And there isn't much relief in sight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lfJGZzf8kRw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lfJGZzf8kRw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;[Song Notes:&lt;/i&gt; If Martha and the Vandellas aren't exactly your thing,&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTKFR3ra2ts"&gt; here's a version from &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Standing in the Shadows of Motown&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, featuring Joan Osborne backed by the Funk Brothers, the Motown house band. Also, apparently &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXq48rTTsAQ"&gt;The Who covered this one too&lt;/a&gt;, which I never knew until seraching YouTube earlier.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/06/gardner-leading-off-again/&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner leads off for the second night in a row, Nick Swisher DH's for the second night in a row, and Colin Curtis starts in right field for the second night in a row. Jorge Posada is back behind the plate; he left Sunday's game after a foul ball sprained his ring finger.&lt;blockquote&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher DH&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Colin Curtis RF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A's:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Coco Crisp CF&lt;br /&gt;Daric Barton 1B&lt;br /&gt;Kurt Suzuki C&lt;br /&gt;Kevin Kouzmanoff 3B&lt;br /&gt;Mark Ellis 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jack Cust DH&lt;br /&gt;Adam Rosales SS&lt;br /&gt;Matt Carson RF&lt;br /&gt;Rajai Davis LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-1948577842541091136?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/1948577842541091136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-83-love-is-like-heatwave.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1948577842541091136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1948577842541091136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-83-love-is-like-heatwave.html' title='Game 83: (Love Is Like A) Heatwave'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-2978062203990314760</id><published>2010-07-06T07:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-06T07:03:32.281-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='win expectancy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='curtis granderson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oakland A&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='francisco cervelli'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mark teixeira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='javier vazquez'/><title type='text'>Game 82 Recap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDMGzYuJQeI/AAAAAAAAE_I/plieRg2dy1w/s1600/game+82.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDMGzYuJQeI/AAAAAAAAE_I/plieRg2dy1w/s400/game+82.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490739850573857250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;[Data &lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/plays.aspx?date=2010-07-05&amp;amp;team=Athletics&amp;amp;dh=0" class="vt-p"&gt;via FG&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Out of the 26 batters he faced last night, Javy Vazquez allowed 22 of them to put the ball in play. Luckily, he only walked two, didn't allow any homers and induced a lot of weak contact (10 grounders, 9 flyballs). Only three of those projectiles fell in for hits, phelped significantly by some excellent defensive plays by &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9699923" class="vt-p"&gt;Alex Rodriguez&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9697469" class="vt-p"&gt;Derek Jeter&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9700421" class="vt-p"&gt;Colin Curtis&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9700373" class="vt-p"&gt;Curtis Granderson.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Ben Sheets threw the ball awfully well last night too, but gave up a two out double to Nick Swisher in the second inning, then fell behind Granderson 3-1 and left a fastball over the plate that was&lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9695393" class="vt-p"&gt; redirected into the right field corner for an RBI triple&lt;/a&gt;. Frankie Cervelli came up next and &lt;a href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=9695443" class="vt-p"&gt;flipped a curveball back up the middle&lt;/a&gt; that scored Granderson and gave the Yanks a 2-0 lead. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Cliff Pennington tripled in the third and scored on a sac fly by Coco Crisp but that was all the scoring the A's would do on the night. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Mark Teixeira added a solo home run to straightaway center in the top of the sixth to give to Yanks a little more breathing room, but they really didn't need it. Vazquez pitched two more perfect innings after that and neither Joba Chamberlain nor Mariano Rivera allowed a batter to reach base in the eighth or ninth innings. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;The Yanks' bats were still largely dormant last night, but they pitched and defended well enough for it not to matter. They've got another 10:00 start tonight as CC Sabathia takes on Trevor Cahill. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-2978062203990314760?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/2978062203990314760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-82-recap.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2978062203990314760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/2978062203990314760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-82-recap.html' title='Game 82 Recap'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TDMGzYuJQeI/AAAAAAAAE_I/plieRg2dy1w/s72-c/game+82.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4796196140209664308</id><published>2010-07-05T17:15:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-05T22:07:54.491-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ben sheets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='half season'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oakland A&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='starting pitchers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nick swisher'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bullpen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grateful dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='offense'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='javier vazquez'/><title type='text'>Game 82: Mississippi Half Step</title><content type='html'>Today is the first day of the second half of the season. The Yankees, despite weathering a seemingly never-ending storm of injuries of varying severity and playing fairly mediocre baseball over the past three weeks or so, still find themselves on top of the standings and on pace for 100 wins. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's easy to forget because of how dominant last year's team was from the All-Star Break on, but when the &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/07/game-82-only-halfway-to-everywhere.html" class="vt-p"&gt;midpoint of the '09 season rolled around&lt;/a&gt;, the team was only 48-33, two games behind the pace set by the 2010 Yanks. Of course, the '09 squad won an incredible 55 games in the second half and rolled through the playoffs, but it's worth noting that this year's team had put itself in pretty good position despite all that has gone wrong for them so far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Big injuries to Nick Johnson, Curtis Granderson and Jorge Posada (and countless other bumps and bruises distributed throughout the rest of the roster) have kept the team from being at full strength since early May. Robinson Cano has been a man possessed over these first 81 games, but he's had to pick of the slack left by Mark Teixeira, Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter, three of the teams biggest stars who have been producing below their career statlines. Brett Gardner and Nick Swisher have helped fill in some of those gaps as well, but the third starting outfielder, Granderson, has been below league average as a hitter in the 57 games he's appeared in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without Alfredo Aceves there to pitch crucial bridge innings since May 8th, the bullpen has been the Yanks' biggest weakness. Joba Chamberlain, David Robertson and Chan Ho Park, the three relievers the Yankees have depended on in late inning, high leverage situations, all have ERA's over 5 and are allowing from 1.46 (Park) to 1.9 (Robertson) baserunners per inning. Luckily for the Bombers, their starting rotation has taken a lot of pressure off of them. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Andy Pettitte, Phil Hughes and CC Sabathia have all collected 10 wins and are pitching admirably and aside from some sustained rough patches, A.J. Burnett and Javy Vazquez have been okay as well. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Vazquez goes tonight in Oakland against Ben Sheets, who the Yankees might have been in the market for, had they not pulled off the deal for Javy. Sheets is in &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?t=p&amp;amp;n1=sheetbe01&amp;amp;year=2010" class="vt-p"&gt;an eight game streak&lt;/a&gt; during which he has either gone six or seven innings and given up three or four runs and watched his ERA hover right around the 5.00 mark.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The main difference between the situation the Yankees were in last year and this year at the midway point of the season is that there is a very tight three team race atop the division. The Yanks were a game behind the Red Sox and Tampa was six games back and fading fast at this point, whereas this year, all three teams are within two games of each other.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like &lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/05/welcome-to-the-second-half/" class="vt-p"&gt;Nick Swisher said&lt;/a&gt;, coming into the season, if the Yanks knew they would have the best record in baseball at this point, they would have signed up for it immediately. The Yanks have no reason to be ashamed of the half season that they've left behind and there are reasons to hope that the one upcoming could be a little better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6eC6c_zfUW4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6eC6c_zfUW4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HFtAwxNxLrQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HFtAwxNxLrQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;If all you've got to live for, is what you left behind,&lt;br /&gt;Get yourself a powder charge, and seal that silver mine.&lt;br /&gt;Lost my boots in transit baby, a pile of smokin' leather,&lt;br /&gt;I nailed a retread to my feet and prayed for better weather.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Halfstep, Mississippi uptown, toodeloo,&lt;br /&gt;Hello baby, I'm gone, goodbye,&lt;br /&gt;Half a cup of rock and rye,&lt;br /&gt;Farewell to you old southern skies,&lt;br /&gt;I'm on my way, on my way.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;[&lt;i&gt;Song Notes&lt;/i&gt;: Naturally, with the Yankees visiting the Bay area, we turn to their native sons, The Grateful Dead. This has long been one of my favorite Dead tunes and was one of the first songs I managed to sing and play at the same time - while I was &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/01/five-years-after-day-that-never.html" class="vt-p"&gt;on Semester at Sea&lt;/a&gt;. This two part video is from a show they played on &lt;a href="http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~mleone/gdead/dead-sets/77/4-26-77.txt" class="vt-p"&gt;April 26th, 1977 at the Capitol Theater in Passaic, NJ&lt;/a&gt;, right in the Yanks' backyard.]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups- &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/05/gardner-leading-off-in-oakland/" class="vt-p"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;: X-Rays were negative but Jorge Posada is day to day after the foul tip that deflected awkwardly off of his glove hand. As a result, Nick Swisher takes his place in the six hole, Derek Jeter slides into the two slot for the first time this year and Brett Garnder makes his third appearance at leadoff. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher DH&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Francisco Cervelli C&lt;br /&gt;Colin Curtis RF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/05/game-82-yankees-at-athletics/" class="vt-p"&gt;Athletics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;Coco Crisp CF&lt;br /&gt;Daric Barton 1B&lt;br /&gt;Ryan Sweeney RF&lt;br /&gt;Kurt Suzuki C&lt;br /&gt;Jack Cust DH&lt;br /&gt;Kevin Kouzmanoff 3B&lt;br /&gt;Gabe Gross LF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Ellis 2B&lt;br /&gt;Cliff Pennington SS&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4796196140209664308?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4796196140209664308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-82-mississippi-half-step.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4796196140209664308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4796196140209664308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-82-mississippi-half-step.html' title='Game 82: Mississippi Half Step'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4399347654194343747</id><published>2010-07-04T09:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-04T09:00:00.222-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='america fuck yeah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mark teixeira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fourth of july'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='big innings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chien ming wang'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brett Gardner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dustin moseley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phil hughes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brandon morrow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george steinbrenner'/><title type='text'>Game 81: Fireworks</title><content type='html'>The Yankees were held scoreless by the Blue Jays in seven out of the eight innings they batted in yesterday. The good news was that they pushed across 11 runs in the third, their &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/04/sports/baseball/04yankees.html?_r=1&amp;amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;amp;emc=rss" class="vt-p"&gt;most productive frame in five years&lt;/a&gt;. Unlike Friday, when they blew an opportunity with the bases loaded and no one out, the Yanks actually packed the sacks three different times yesterday, leading to a two run double by Mark Teixeira, a &lt;i&gt;grand slam&lt;/i&gt; by Brett Gardner and a bases-clearing "hit" by A-Rod that left fielder John McDonald just lost in the sun. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Andy Pettitte, who had given up a two run homer to Jose Bautista in the first, just put it into cruise control at that point and made the obligatory quality start of six innings and three runs, the final one coming on a sixth inning tater to Alex Gonzalez. Dustin Moseley made his Yankee debut, pitching two scoreless innings during which he gave up no baserunners and retired every batter via either strikeout or groundout.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today we have a match up of young right-handed studs as 25 year old Brandon Morrow opposes 24 year old Phil Hughes. Morrow &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TOR/TOR201006060.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;held the Yanks to one run over seven innings&lt;/a&gt; when he faced them about a month ago in Toronto but for whatever reason, he's &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=morrobr01&amp;amp;year=2010&amp;amp;t=p#hmvis" class="vt-p"&gt;struggled on the road so far this season&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Phil had his worst start of the year last time out, allowing seven runs in 5 2/3 IP against the Mariners, but &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/06/game-76-recap.html" class="vt-p"&gt;as we said when it happened&lt;/a&gt;, he didn't pitch nearly &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; bad and it wasn't because they skipped one of his starts. Phil will be phine going phorward, and hopefully he can bounce right back today. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The violent one inning outburst that the Yanks had yesterday was fun to watch, but they didn't get a runner past second base aside from that. Runs are runs, but it would be encouraging to see a more balanced offensive display (perhaps punctuated by a nice finale).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QCHpMjF-ogY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QCHpMjF-ogY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Searchin' for that feelin', tell me where is the magic?&lt;br /&gt;Let's stay together till we're ghosts&lt;br /&gt;I want to witness love, I've never seen it close&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, but I guess I gotta find it first&lt;br /&gt;That's why I'm &lt;b&gt;really&lt;/b&gt; goin' off, fireworks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've missed them before, but won't miss them again&lt;br /&gt;I keep having the same dream&lt;br /&gt;And I think that I just realized what it means&lt;br /&gt;All I see is fireworks&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;[Song Notes: I picked up &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_Me_Later" class="vt-p"&gt;Thank Me Later&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt; recently and &lt;/span&gt;Fireworks&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt; is the first track off of it. I've only listened to it all the way through once, so I don't have a great feel for it yet, but the first impression was pretty damn good.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;[&lt;i&gt;Totally random note&lt;/i&gt;: Last year on the fourth of July, Chein-Ming Wang pitched his last game as a Yankee, a contest in which the Bombers tagged Roy Halladay for five runs and &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/07/posada-gets-pie.html" class="vt-p"&gt;Jorge Posada won with a walkoff single in the 12th&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's also George Steinbrenner's birthday, obviously.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups- &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;Not today either, but &lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/" class="vt-p"&gt;Mr. Jennings and company&lt;/a&gt; will have you covered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4399347654194343747?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4399347654194343747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-81-fireworks.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4399347654194343747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4399347654194343747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-81-fireworks.html' title='Game 81: Fireworks'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-4901141290150708606</id><published>2010-07-03T11:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-03T11:00:38.375-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toronto blue jays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Preview'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ricky romero'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='game 80'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grateful dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='US blues'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='andy pettitte'/><title type='text'>Game 80: U.S. Blues</title><content type='html'>Holiday weekend mode here Fackers. It's a good lefty-lefty match up at the Stadium today. Andy Pettitte faces Ricky Romero in a pairing of two of the AL's better pitchers thus far in 2010. Meanwhile the Yankee offense looks to shake off their week-long malaise and put some runs on the board. Let's hope the bats don't have the blues again today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DPBLfzTPCDc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DPBLfzTPCDc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Red and white, blue suede shoes&lt;br /&gt;I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do&lt;br /&gt;Gimme five, still alive&lt;br /&gt;Ain't no luck, I learned to duck&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;[Song Notes:&lt;/i&gt; Yes, we used this one &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/06/game-64-us-blues.html"&gt;last year against the Nats&lt;/a&gt;. While we had a sweet black and white version for that game, today we go with a performance from &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The Grateful Dead Movie&lt;/span&gt;.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not today folks. &lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/"&gt;LoHud&lt;/a&gt; has your hookup.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-4901141290150708606?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/4901141290150708606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-80-us-blues.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4901141290150708606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/4901141290150708606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-80-us-blues.html' title='Game 80: U.S. Blues'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-1434165914194820973</id><published>2010-07-02T17:46:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-02T17:55:11.318-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='win expectancy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toronto blue jays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joba chamberlain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extra innings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tough losses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blown leads'/><title type='text'>Game 79 Win Expectancy Chart</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC5elCdSsoI/AAAAAAAAE-w/jR5s-LmiuYE/s1600/game79.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC5elCdSsoI/AAAAAAAAE-w/jR5s-LmiuYE/s400/game79.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489428986219115138" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/liveplays.aspx?date=2010-07-02&amp;amp;team=Yankees&amp;amp;dh=0&amp;amp;season=2010" class="vt-p"&gt;Data via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC5gLZpX4FI/AAAAAAAAE_A/wi9rIkM5M34/s400/joba2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489430744790458450" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 227px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-1434165914194820973?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/1434165914194820973/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-79-win-expectancy-chart.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1434165914194820973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/1434165914194820973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-79-win-expectancy-chart.html' title='Game 79 Win Expectancy Chart'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC5elCdSsoI/AAAAAAAAE-w/jR5s-LmiuYE/s72-c/game79.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8714560473191316167</id><published>2010-07-02T11:00:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-02T13:07:45.425-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toronto blue jays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brett Gardner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='starting pitchers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Derek Jeter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aj burnett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='offense'/><title type='text'>Game 79: Brighter Days</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Quietly - because they have taken and maintained the AL East lead in the process - the Yankees have lost seven of their last fourteen games. Aside from A.J. Burnett, their pitching has performed fairly well; it's the offense that's been the problem. After scoring 5.7 runs per game over &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/tgl.cgi?team=NYY&amp;amp;t=b&amp;amp;year=2010&amp;amp;share=1.27#1-64-sum:team_batting_gamelogs" class="vt-p"&gt;their first 64 games of the year&lt;/a&gt;, the "Bombers" have managed to plate just 3.9 each time out over their last 14, putting them on the wrong side of &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/AL/2010-standard-batting.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;the league average&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's a small sample so it's not exactly cause for concern or reason to &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/hardball/up_montero_rivera_and_cano_WyteR0a6t72A6tvXX6qz1J" class="vt-p"&gt;do something dumb like call up Jesus Montero&lt;/a&gt; (who isn't even hitting particularly well in AAA), but production is down across the board. The Yanks are still averaging about one home run per game and actually striking out somewhat less often that usual, but have collected about two fewer hits and one fewer walk over this more recent span. As a result, their slash line is .232/.302/.376 over the past two weeks, as compared to .280/.366/.448 from the beginning of the season until &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA201006150.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;the can of whoop ass they opened up on Roy Halladay&lt;/a&gt; two Tuesdays ago.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;While Brett Garnder, Derek Jeter and A-Rod all missed a game or two each over that time, aside from the &lt;a href="http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/2010/06/nick-johnsons-rehab-rumored-to-consist-of-mostly-hair-and-fat.html" class="vt-p"&gt;"rehabbing" Nick Johnson&lt;/a&gt;, the lineup was mostly at full strength.  What gives, then?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Simply put, the Yanks faced a lot of tough pitching recently. They got lucky to get to Roy Halladay, but Cliff Lee, Johan Santana and Clayton Kershaw are some of the most talented left handers in the game. Jamie Moyer and Hinsanori Takahashi are certainly not, but they both put together solid performances when they faced the Yanks. King Felix and Mike Pelfrey are two of the more overpowering young righties out there and the former most certainly was in his full glory on Wednesday night. Hiroki Kuroda isn't widely though of as a top-of-the-line pitcher, but he has a &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/kurodhi01.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;solid Major League track record&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It doesn't work out perfectly, so the Yanks beat some of the better pitchers (Dan Haren) they faced and lost a few of the marginal ones (Rodrigo Lopez), but those are the kind of things that pile up to form a slump. However, even if they break out of that funk in a big way today, a lot still depends on whether their starting pitcher can recover from five consecutive terrible starts.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A.J. Burnett looks to finally steer out of the month-long rough patch he's been in against his former team. Now that Dave Eiland has returned to the team and used his unparalleled expertise and rapport with A.J. to discover &lt;a href="http://baseballmusings.com/?p=54027" class="vt-p"&gt;the problem that plagues pretty much every pitcher when they aren't throwing the ball well&lt;/a&gt;, perhaps it will finally come together for him. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Today will be the second of four consecutive day games for the Yankees, the longest such streak so far this season. So while they literally find themselves in the middle of some games where the sun is expected to be shining, hopefully things will get a bit brighter for Burnett and the Bombers' bats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZe90DZ7qw4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZe90DZ7qw4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;If I live till I die, will I be justly rewarded&lt;br /&gt;If I sleep till I wake, will I remember the dream&lt;br /&gt;If I lie to myself, will I have something to believe in&lt;br /&gt;If I face my fears, will I know what they mean&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/02/moseley-has-arrived/" class="vt-p"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt; In roster news, Dustin Moseley has been called up from Scranton, &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/06/yanks-have-decision-to-make-with-dustin-moseley-30991/" class="vt-p"&gt;lest the Yankees allow him to opt for free agency&lt;/a&gt;. He'll likely &lt;a href="http://riveraveblues.com/2010/07/yankees-add-moseley-demote-logan-31176/" class="vt-p"&gt;take Boone Logan's place&lt;/a&gt;, but the &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/Ledger_Yankees/status/17576413880" class="vt-p"&gt;move isn't official yet&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;Fra&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;ncisco Cervelli catches Burnett today, which should probably provide A.J. a little more leeway to find his curveball and probably save him a wild pitch/passed ball or two. A-Rod returns to third base and opens up the DH slot for Posada, who will bat 6th. Brett Gardner is back in the order for the second day in a row, the contusion on his wrist apparently a thing of the past. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada DH&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Francisco Cervelli C&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/02/game-79-yankees-vs-blue-jays/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blue Jays&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;Fred Lewis LF&lt;br /&gt;Alex Gonzalez SS&lt;br /&gt;Jose Bautista RF&lt;br /&gt;Vernon Wells CF&lt;br /&gt;Adam Lind DH&lt;br /&gt;Aaron Hill 2B&lt;br /&gt;Lyle Overbay 1B&lt;br /&gt;John Buck C&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-8714560473191316167?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/8714560473191316167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-79-brighter-days.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8714560473191316167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/8714560473191316167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-79-brighter-days.html' title='Game 79: Brighter Days'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-3369074806777617720</id><published>2010-07-02T09:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-02T09:00:00.490-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trenton thunder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='andrew brackman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='babe ruth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='your mother'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Prospects'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brian cashman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minor leagues'/><title type='text'>Images From The Farm</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1UiGYi9cI/AAAAAAAAE-o/tilC-UjKOLQ/s1600/IMG_0596.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 201px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1UiGYi9cI/AAAAAAAAE-o/tilC-UjKOLQ/s400/IMG_0596.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489136465640355266" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;On Wednesday, my mom (&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/TrentonThunder/statuses/17428346064" class="vt-p"&gt;like Brian Cashman&lt;/a&gt;) watched the New Britain Rock Cats host the Trenton Thunder. Andrew Brackman was starting and although she didn't write up an extra detailed report of the game and sit near Steve Balboni &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/05/fack-youk-field-trip-trenton-thunder.html" class="vt-p"&gt;like Matt did back in May&lt;/a&gt;, she did bring a camera with her. Here are a few of the pictures that she took:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1Ua-pXNZI/AAAAAAAAE-g/XSsl4i4pO40/s1600/IMG_0595.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 390px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1Ua-pXNZI/AAAAAAAAE-g/XSsl4i4pO40/s400/IMG_0595.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489136343304320402" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Two shots of Andrew Brackman.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1T7UcJqKI/AAAAAAAAE-Y/kUim426Fl0s/s1600/IMG_0597.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1T7UcJqKI/AAAAAAAAE-Y/kUim426Fl0s/s400/IMG_0597.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489135799398672546" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1TYbVglDI/AAAAAAAAE-Q/ZvsRB66dSjk/s1600/IMG_0602.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1TYbVglDI/AAAAAAAAE-Q/ZvsRB66dSjk/s400/IMG_0602.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489135199954441266" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The 7' 1" Netherlands native &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loek_van_Mil" class="vt-p"&gt;Loek Van Mil&lt;/a&gt; pitched the eighth inning for New Britain which, along with the 6' 10" Brackman appearing for Trenton, I'm guessing sets some sort of combined height record for two pitchers in one game. Oddly, &lt;a href="http://www.mlnsports.com/baseball/affiliated/a/midwest/snappers/articles2008/00.php" class="vt-p"&gt;the 5' 3" Chris Cates&lt;/a&gt;, one of the shortest players in organized baseball at the moment, started the game (fittingly) at shortstop for the Rock Cats.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1S-9eBIlI/AAAAAAAAE-I/2aUjMugS-vg/s1600/IMG_0606.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1S-9eBIlI/AAAAAAAAE-I/2aUjMugS-vg/s400/IMG_0606.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489134762440335954" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;Apparently there was some sort of a kid's day promotion going on at the park but Ma Dukes said they were mostly well-behaved. One of the little tykes was displaying a good sense for the history of the game by rocking the Babe Ruth jersey shirt. Attaboy.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "&gt;&lt;i&gt;=====&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;The Thunder &lt;a href="http://indianapolis.indians.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=milb&amp;amp;gid=2010_06_30_treaax_nbraax_1&amp;amp;cid=567&amp;amp;t=g_box" class="vt-p"&gt;ended up losing the game&lt;/a&gt;, but Brackman pitched fairly well &lt;a href="http://indianapolis.indians.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=milb&amp;amp;gid=2010_06_30_treaax_nbraax_1&amp;amp;cid=567&amp;amp;t=g_log" class="vt-p"&gt;until he hit the skids in the 5th&lt;/a&gt;, and as you can see in the pictures above, it was a gorgeous day for baseball.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-3369074806777617720?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/3369074806777617720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/images-from-farm.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3369074806777617720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/3369074806777617720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/images-from-farm.html' title='Images From The Farm'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TC1UiGYi9cI/AAAAAAAAE-o/tilC-UjKOLQ/s72-c/IMG_0596.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-984401909910175604</id><published>2010-07-01T16:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-01T16:17:09.064-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cop out'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ryan rowland-smith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robinson Cano'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='day games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mark teixeira'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a-rod'/><title type='text'>Game 78 Recap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCz0OuiryII/AAAAAAAAE-A/LHniPmXzYVE/s1600/game78.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCz0OuiryII/AAAAAAAAE-A/LHniPmXzYVE/s400/game78.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489030579706644610" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;CC Sabathia carried a shutout into the 8th inning and had allow just four baserunners to that point. It was widely assumed that since the Yankees were facing Ryan Rowland Smith, their bats would come to life, but instead Sabathia had only a two run cushion at that point. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The Big Fella walked the light-hitting Josh Bard on four straight pitches to begin the 8th and after getting Michael Saunders to pop out, allowed a single to Ichrio to put the tying run on base. Sabathia induced another very shallow fly to Chone Figgins but with Russell Braynan at the plate, Jorge Posada let a change up slip past him and the runners advanced to second on third. Braynan then pulled a clean base hit to right field and spoiled not only CC's shutout but the Yankees lead as well. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The tie was short-lived, however. Mark Teixeira came up with a one out single in the bottom half of the inning and Alex Rodriguez took a high fastball from David Aardsma the other way and into the short porch in right, thereby stealing back the win Sabathia rightfully deserved. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCzyXOUsQ6I/AAAAAAAAE94/q7IjcUkIRXw/s1600/P1010158.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCzyXOUsQ6I/AAAAAAAAE94/q7IjcUkIRXw/s400/P1010158.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489028526653588386" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Yanks did at least salvage some dignity in this series after losing the first two and they'll welcome Toronto to the Bronx for a three game set starting tomorrow night. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-984401909910175604?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/984401909910175604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-78-recap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/984401909910175604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/984401909910175604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-78-recap.html' title='Game 78 Recap'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCz0OuiryII/AAAAAAAAE-A/LHniPmXzYVE/s72-c/game78.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-6099696265022028103</id><published>2010-07-01T11:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-01T12:58:36.863-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt B'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soundgarden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cc sabathia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='game 78'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='matinee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><title type='text'>Game 78: Fell On Black Days</title><content type='html'>Hosting the lowly Mariners and their punchless offsense, logic dictated that the Yankees had a relatively easy series on their hands heading into the holiday weekend. Instead, the M's put up a seven spot in both of the first two games while the Yankee offense couldn't muster a counterattack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a weekday matinee as the Yanks look to avoid the sweep. CC Sabathia looks to play the role of stopper. The big lefty won all five of his June starts, posting a 2.19 ERA over 37 innings and holding opponents to a .191/.269/.252 line. He went at least seven innings in each outing and has kept the ball in the yard since June 3rd. The Yanks could use some more of that today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Yankee bats will take their hacks against &lt;del&gt;John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt&lt;/del&gt; Ryan Rowland-Smith, his 6.18 ERA, 6.75 FIP, and 2 HR/9. With any luck that'll be the cure for what ails them. The Yankee bats fell on black days over the past two games. As they play in the beautiful July sunshine today, we're hopeful things will get brighter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ySzrJ4GRF7s&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ySzrJ4GRF7s&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Whatsoever I've feared has come to life&lt;br /&gt;And whatsoever I've fought off became my life&lt;br /&gt;Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile&lt;br /&gt;Sunspots have faded&lt;br /&gt;Now I'm doing time&lt;br /&gt;Now I'm doing time&lt;br /&gt;Cause I fell on black days&lt;br /&gt;I fell on black days&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;-Lineups-&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/01/gardner-back-in-left/" class="vt-p"&gt;Yankees&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner returns to the lineup for the first time since Sunday. Jorge Posada gets his first start behind the plate this series, opening up the DH spot for A-Rod to get a half day off.&lt;blockquote&gt;Derek Jeter SS&lt;br /&gt;Nick Swisher RF&lt;br /&gt;Mark Teixeira 1B&lt;br /&gt;Alex Rodriguez DH&lt;br /&gt;Robinson Cano 2B&lt;br /&gt;Jorge Posada C&lt;br /&gt;Curtis Granderson CF&lt;br /&gt;Brett Gardner LF&lt;br /&gt;Ramiro Pena 3B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LHP CC Sabathia&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/07/01/game-78-yankees-vs-mariners/" class="vt-p"&gt;Mariners&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Ichiro Suzuki RF&lt;br /&gt;Chone Figgins 2B&lt;br /&gt;Milton Bradley DH&lt;br /&gt;Jose Lopez 3B&lt;br /&gt;Josh Wilson SS&lt;br /&gt;Ryan Langerhans LF&lt;br /&gt;Josh Bard C&lt;br /&gt;Michael Saunders CF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LHP Ryan Rowland-Smith&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-6099696265022028103?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/6099696265022028103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-78-fell-on-black-days.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/6099696265022028103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/6099696265022028103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/game-78-fell-on-black-days.html' title='Game 78: Fell On Black Days'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09265292606548843859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-5299649674810212814</id><published>2010-07-01T09:00:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-01T09:00:04.618-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idiots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hall of Fame'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='al leiter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toyota text poll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yes network'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='small sample size'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ken griffey jr'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='michael kay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dumbassery'/><title type='text'>New Poll: 30% Of Yankees Fans Know Nothing About Baseball</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCyD5IoU6DI/AAAAAAAAE9w/rEG6SSZhlWA/s1600/griffeypoll1.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCyD5IoU6DI/AAAAAAAAE9w/rEG6SSZhlWA/s320/griffeypoll1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488907063450200114" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCyDzO4aCDI/AAAAAAAAE9o/MciJczDOTfs/s1600/griffeypoll2.jpg" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;During the top of the 6th inning, the YES Network revealed the results of their nightly text poll which asked if viewers thought Ken Griffey Jr. would be a first ballot Hall of Famer or not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a really stupid question, right? I mean, he is one of the guys that gets named when you talk about players who people think almost definitely didn't take performance enhancing drugs, probably the &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2009/06/say-goodbye-to-kid.html" class="vt-p"&gt;most iconic player of his era&lt;/a&gt;, played 22 seasons in the Bigs, made the All-Star team in 13 of them, has 630 home runs, won the 1997 AL MVP, has five more top 5 finishes and won 10 straight Gold Gloves while playing a premium defensive position. He has a better chance of becoming the first unanimus HoF inductee in the history of the game than not getting in on the first ballot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCyDzO4aCDI/AAAAAAAAE9o/MciJczDOTfs/s320/griffeypoll2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488906962049042482" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 219px; " /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Uh... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Michael Kay and Al Leiter took the results of the vote to task on air, so I'm not exactly breaking new ground here, but I can certainly use more vulgarity than they did. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seriously, what the fuck? We think HoF voters are clueless, but if the vote was conducted among people who responded to a YES Network text poll, they would have made him wait an entire year (at the least) to get in because... um... they are fucking clueless? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I think there are a few possibilities here:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;People honestly have no concept of what it takes to get into the HoF and/or Ken Griffey's career because 14 year old kids are the only ones who respond to text polls and they weren't mentally conscious when Griffey was in his prime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;It's a small sample size and, &lt;a href="http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-poll-yankee-fans-are-liars.html" class="vt-p"&gt;as we've delved into before&lt;/a&gt;, that sample is badly skewed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;They are stupid. &lt;a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/H._L._Mencken" class="vt-p"&gt;No one has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The respondents are only Yankee fans, as opposed to baseball fans. But even still, if the only time you watched Griffey was when he played the Yankees and listened to the broadcast, there's a good chance that one of the announcers - amid the praise the were lavishing upon him over the clip of the home run he stole from Jesse Barfield - specifically referred to him as a "first ballot Hall of Famer".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;They just pressed the wrong button.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Voters are confusing the term "first ballot" with "unanimous". Maybe people have just enough knowledge about the game to know that no one has ever gotten all the vote in their first year of eligibility but don't know the term or aren't paying close enough attention to the question.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;It's probably a combination of all of these and some other things that I couldn't think of but I'm leaning towards the last one. One way or another, the results of the voting either illustrate the stupidity of the question or of the sample. Or both.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1256268100133425608-5299649674810212814?l=fackyouk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/feeds/5299649674810212814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/new-poll-30-of-yankees-fans-know.html#comment-form' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/5299649674810212814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1256268100133425608/posts/default/5299649674810212814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fackyouk.blogspot.com/2010/07/new-poll-30-of-yankees-fans-know.html' title='New Poll: 30% Of Yankees Fans Know Nothing About Baseball'/><author><name>Jay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04839022142066882411</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/SaWl2z6q_mI/AAAAAAAABSc/ihYUZBXQOlk/S220/Disraeli%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCyD5IoU6DI/AAAAAAAAE9w/rEG6SSZhlWA/s72-c/griffeypoll1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1256268100133425608.post-8774347338008686532</id><published>2010-06-30T22:11:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-06-30T23:43:34.335-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='game face'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terrible haircuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='screen grabs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i wear sunglasses at night'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suck wagon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yes network'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='facial hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seattle mariners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='javier vazquez'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tough losses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='felix hernandez'/><title type='text'>Game 77 Recap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ulvdX-51fE/TCv6Ox0GqVI/AAAAAAAAE9g/w3tRSwvULmA/s1600/P1010156.JPG" class="vt-p"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; 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They added Cliff Lee, Chone Figgins and Milton Bradley to a team that finished a solid 85-77 last year. After parting ways with Figgins, John Lackey and Vlad Guerrero, it appeared the Angels' reign atop the division was in jeopardy.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Instead of being somewhat of a surprise team in 2010, the Mariners are surprisingly bad.  To start, they were outscored on the year and had an expected record of 75-87, so the foundation they were building upon was somewhat shaky. Many traditional baseball thinkers doubted that their mostly-pitching-and-defense mode of roster construction could work, and so far this season - although you couldn't tell by last night's game - it certainly hasn't. They are a dismal 14 behind the Rangers just 76 games into the season, in last place in the West by four in the loss column. Three weeks ago Dave Cameron at U.S.S. Mariner summed up their season to date &lt;a href="http://www.ussmariner.com/2010/06/09/2010-season-in-review/" class="vt-p"&gt;thusly&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The biggest culprit is their offense. The M's &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/AL/2010-standard-batting.shtml" class="vt-p"&gt;are in last place&lt;/a&gt; in runs scored, home runs, doubles and slugging percentage and second to last in batting average and on base percentage. Only two of the players in their starting lineup (Ichiro and Franklin Gutierrez) have an OPS+ better than league average. First base and designated hitter, the two positions that should be the easiest to find offensive production at, have been especially dismal, the production while occupying those roles &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/split.cgi?t=b&amp;amp;team=SEA&amp;amp;year=2010#defp"
