However, I can't help but feel the exact opposite. It was announced that Tesh will be wearing the great number 25, donned by the golden banana hammock himself, Jason Giambi. I don't care how serviceable he was when he got up to the plate - this Generation Y bash brother was such a drag on the Bronx. I can't help but let out a sigh of relief with such a haunted decision. Cash's greatest move of the offseason would be getting on the horn and pleading with Donnie Baseball for permission to un-retire his #23, which Tesh has worn with the Rangers, Braves and Angels. I can't wait to go home and pour myself a brew to toast 10 more years of Red Sox prominence.
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