Jay has assigned me this unenviable task - somehow I must cheer for my guys and hate on your guys - all while not being as big of a douche as Tim McCarver. I'm confident though that we can reach a middle ground.
... chant "Yankees Suck"
... love that dirty water - I use a Brita
... have a Boston accent - for the most part
... care the Patriots missed the playoffs, despite going 11-5. Tough shit - beat a decent team.
I do ...
... believe the Yankees should spend as much money as they want, and that other teams need to learn better business.
... furthermore, am EXCITED the Yankees will be competitive again this year - as victory isn't quite so sweet.
... think Cano will one day be the best player in the game
... love watching Brandon Jacobs run people over.
I feel these shared beliefs should allow for some coexistence. I think you'll find me a rational and tolerable fan of the City of Champions.
I look forward to taking your shit.
[Ed. Note: Welcome to the party Kahuna! There will be plenty of shit to go around.]